Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Xmen. I know, you're disappointed. Nor do I own the music, honestly, did you actually think I owned it? Feh, what dummy heads. Chocolate Covered Cannibalistic Monkeys is the title of my new comic so that's going to be what I own…
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! ( laughs maniacally) Guess what people? I got several votes (Me, Myself, and I) for Rogue not getting a cure. So guess what that means? (laughs evilly)
Thanks to:
Star-Of-Chaos: (hands Rogue a medal) She is now the honorary hero of the Xmen for killing Britney. WOOHOO!!! Deedledeeedeeee….(sings for a long time) Welcome member 49 to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION!!
EvilWhiteRaven: LOL Raven!! That story for the Magneto vs. Pillsbury Dough Boy was great. I couldn't handle it. I laughed my friggin arse off! (strokes Orlando Bloom's head as well as Brad Pitt's) Yes, my dear cast members of Troy… you now belong to me… Come with me to my Foyer…(evil music) BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (chases after Johnny Depp) Come back to me darling!! I wish to revere you!! I sense that you are a fellow psycho…Join my club!!! JOIN IT!! (shakes fist angrily) Welcome member 50, to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION.
Leah: Oh dear, I wasn't going to kill Rogue.. Merely making her a brainless moron. Picture her sitting in an all white room, with a straightjacket, and all she's doing is staring at the wall blankly. There ya go… That's what'll happen to ya. Welcome Member 51, to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION.
Piotr'sGirl: OOhOOHOOH!! I like Captain Crunch!! (whips out a box) This stuff comes second to Fruit Loops!! WOOOOHOOOO!! Okay I'm done now. Jonda and Kiotr you say. Well then, it shall be so!! (hands defiant in the air) I like broccoli, I think I'll turn Rogue into broccoli. (nods her head in confirmation) Welcome member 52, to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION.
EnchantedLight: You're all up for the curing Rogue bit eh? Welcome member 53, to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION.
DemonRogue13: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! WELCOME MEMBER 1 OF THE DO NOT CURE ROGUE FOUNDATION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!! You are the sole leader of this fund, but you do have my support!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!! (laughs maniacally for several more hours)
Episodic: Lol, I just figured that the name of the chapter should be Episodic. I like that word now…E-P-I-S-O-D-I-C…..(drawls the word out)
Ishandahalf: OOHOO!! GOLD STARS!!! (holds her hand up to the sun, gold stars glittering in the rays) WITH THESE STARS, I SHALL PLACE THEM UPON MY WALL AND THEY SHALL GIVE ME INSPIRATION TO IRRITATE ALL WHO DEFY MY NATURAL INSANITY!!! THOSE SO CALLED "NORMAL" PEOPLE SHALL WAKE IN FEAR FOR I, ROGUESHEART, HAVE MADE MY VOW!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!! Welcome member 54 to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION!
Freak 87: Cured eh? We'll see about all of this cure, you people seem to speak of…(looks off wistfully) Welcome member 55, to the SAVE ROGUE FOUNDATION.
Spectra2: Oh how they shall find out…It'll be the most awkward situations of all situations. (falls over) Wheee….I'm a dirty double dealing Delilah…..HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! (err…I'm okay now)
Recap: Oh for the love of all that is evil, how did you forget that fast? I mean, Rogue's going through a crisis here and you people are forgetting? (falls over again) It hurts my soul…. Anyways, Rogue is having a small bit of an episode….The end.
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER MAY BE SUPERIORLY CRAPPY!!! HA HA HA!!!
OH GUESS WHAT? Sorry for the late update but I've been sick for quite a while now. I had to go to the emergency room to get an emergency surgery. The doctors told me not to move or sit up for a while but I told them NO!!! I must update my stories for the sake of my readers!!! ( violin begins to play in the background) I shall try to update all my stories sooner…. Please do not be angered with this sick little fool….. Plus, I just managed to control the spy ware in my computer….I hope.
The inspiration from my story originates from: " The Addams' Family!!" and another show that only one reviewer has figured out…. Hint Hint, It's my favorite anime ever.
Session 14: Harmony
" Increasingly escape to feed
upon the madness to you. That
small concave little iron pill…
floating on ice when everything
is clearly dying…"
Rogue rubbed her forehead, her temples throbbing painfully. The world around her spun radically, making her swoon momentarily. Pulling her legs up to her chest, she placed her head upon her knees.
" Oww… Oww….Oww…" she mumbled.
Rocking back and forth, Rogue focused her mind upon one of the happier memories of her life. All the while the pulls of darkness creeping into the corners of her mind.
FLASHBACK ALERT: FLASH BACK ALERT!!!
Rogue lifted her head, the sea breezes gently smacking against her face. Crystal blue seas shone brightly in the sunlight.
" Now this is the life…" she thought to herself.
Grinding her heel into the backside of Lindsey Lohan, Rogue went off to search for the others. A couple days earlier, Rogue, Wanda, and John had snuck onto a random cruise ship… Hoping that maybe they would be able to see Tahiti or at the very least, get put into a rap music video.
" Hmm…. I thought I heard the "Freaky Friday" whore say something about that "Lizzie McGuire" girl bein' on dis cruise too…."
The trio had long grown tired of looking for rap stars on the cruise for all they had found was the washed up Ja Rule, who was spitting tired rhymes in the bathroom while reading a Cosmo Magazine. Wanda had blasted him up the ass with a hex bolt, making the man fly off the toilet and into the wall.
John and Rogue had been sitting in the rec room of the ship, watching Pirates of the Caribbean on the flat screen television. Rogue was contemplating the ways to create a gypsy pirate outfit, to coerce with the one John was thinking of making. For they had a plan, a fantastic plan…. A plan so great that it would rattle the minds of pranksters for ages to come. Right when they were about to discuss their magnificent plans an irritated Wanda came bursting into the room, electricity flickering around her body.
" I'm bored…" she whined.
Rogue shrugged at her and turned back to the movie, thoroughly engrossed with how perfect Johnny Depp's mascara was. She was amazed at just how good he actually looked with it and silently prayed to herself that he would never take it off again..
John had glanced at Wanda momentarily before glancing back at the movie.
" Well then Shiela, what are you going to do about it?…. We are stuck on this bloody ship for two weeks you know…Plus you were the one who suggested it in the first place…"
Wanda let out a ragged sigh and slumped upon the couch, her legs using the glass table across from them as leverage.
" Yeah well, I didn't expect it to be a yawn fest…"
As if on mystical magical cue, Rogue's face contorted evilly. Slowly turning her head, she stared at the others.
Wanda cocked her eyebrows in amusement while John sat up more on the seat. The two both knew what the look on Rogue's face meant… It was Rogue's random spurt of mayhem time.
" Ah have such a lovely idea…. An idea so great that it can not only incorporate the ever so gracious Pirates of the Carribean idea, John and ah had with a love of violence….."
Wanda narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
" And what idea was that?…"
Rogue's grin grew even more wicked, her emerald eyes flashing malevolently.
" Oh, ya'll find out soon enough…."
Wanda opened her mouth but no sound escaped. The rarely seen look of fear flashed across her face and she slowly slid away from the chuckling Rogue.
" Oh shit…."
END FLASHBACK!!! END FLASHBACK!!!
Gripping her head, Rogue moaned louder. The pain was getting worse. It racked against her mind, making it feel as if her brain were to explode.
" Oh Gawd…make it stop…"
The shortest update known to man….
Yes, I know….
I'm lazy……forgive me….I promise I'll update sooner or my name shall be changed to Mary Lou Ryan and I play with pom poms…
ROGUESHEART!!
