One small warning…The F word is used once…..Sorry. ^_^;
Foxey: Welcome back guys! My Constitution Project is out of the way so we can continue our interview! Yey!
Perceptor: Glad you're so ecstatic….
Foxey: Oh you be quite! Last time we were about to watch a video from Blaster showing Perceptor here watching Jerry Springer! Before we put that in I'll warn all~ I'm not bleeping out any cuss words…..so lets watch it now! *Pops in video*
*Optimus and Perceptor are in the command center*
Perceptor: Good afternoon Optimus. What are doing? Checking for Deceptions in the area?
Audience on TV: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Optimus: Heh not quite. Sit down Perceptor and watch this. It might help your social status.
Perceptor: Doubt it but okay. *Plops down next to Optimus*
Jerry: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! Today's theme is "Honey I forgot to mention I'm Bisexual." With us right now is Eric. What's going on Eric?
Eric: Hey Jerry, I'm here to tell my fiancée, Melissa, that I'm moving on with my boyfriend.
Jerry: And how long have you been with Melissa?
Eric: 2 years.
Audience: Boo! *Starts to chant* Fag!Fag! Fag!
Eric: *Gives the audience the finger* Shut up! You don't know anything!
Jerry: Well Eric Melissa has been backstage listening to everything so lets bring her out!
*A blonde hair girl comes out*
Melissa: What in the hell?! What's going on Eric?!
Eric: *Stands up and gets in Melissa's face. Steve heads for the stage as well.* I tired of you bitch! I'm moving on with David!
Melissa: You're dumping me for my brother!?
Eric: Damn right! *Shoves Melissa and Steve gets in Eric's face*
Steve: You better sit your ass down little boy!
Eric: Or you'll what?!
Steve: I'll kick your sorry white ass!
Audience: Steve! Steve! Steve!
Perceptor: Kick his ass Steve!
Optimus: *Chuckles* See? *Looks at clock* Oh man! The Osburnes are on! *Flips over to MTV*
Perceptor: The who?
Optimus: The Osburnes! Geeze don't you ever watch TV?!
Perceptor: No…..
Optimus: Well watch!
(A/n: Do remember that I'm not bleeping out any cuss words and well all know what kind of words Ozzie says….)
Ozzie: *Digging a pit on the shore of an ocean, the tide comes in over his pit* No! Go the fuck away!
Sharon: *On the deck above Ozzie* Ozzie? What are you doing?
Ozzie: Trying to dig a damn pit! *Starts to drag rocks around his pit but the tide still comes over the pit* No damit! Can't you see I'm trying to do something here?! Stupid water!
Optimus and Perceptor: *On the floor laughing their heads off*
Optimus: Poor Ozzie! The drugs have finely got to him!
Perceptor: The way that human was expressing his anger at the ocean caused me to express my opinion on the matter.
Optimus: *Hits Perceptor on the head with his fist* Man don't you ever talk normal?!
*Video Ends*
Foxey: And the answer is~ No. My my Perceptor, first Jerry Springer and then The Osburnes? What's next?
Perceptor: Awful TV!
Foxey: *Whacks Perceptor on the head with her trusty foam bat* didn't we already talk about this? About not dissing Tv?
Perceptor: Owie…yea we talked about it. Can we please move on to the next question?
Foxey: I guess we could….Question-I think it's 4 maybe 3- Who do you like?
Perceptor: Nobody. *Blushes*
Foxey: Your face says something different. Spill, who is it? Which guys is it?
Perceptor: What makes you think it's a guy?
Foxey: No femme would go out with you. So who is it?
Perceptor: I plead the 5th!
Foxey: You can only plead the 5th when you are being asked incriminating questions in court. There are other things that got with that Amendment as well.
Perceptor: *Blinks* Really? Bet you can't tell me when it was ratified!
Foxey: 1791
Perceptor: Ok….
Foxey: *Blinks* Darn Constitution Project!.....anyways is it Optimus?
Perceptor: No!
Foxey: You have no feelings for him what so ever?
Perceptor: None!
Foxey: Then who do you like?!
Perceptor: None of your business!
Foxey: *Whacks Perceptor again* Tell me!
Perceptor: Oh Fine! It's *mumbles*
Foxey: Sorry I couldn't hear you.
Perceptor: *Sighs* I like Ratchet! Okay are you happy now?! Huh?!
Foxey: Yep.
Perceptor: Well good for you!
Foxey: I would lose that foul mood of yours if I was you. I can get Magnus here in a snap….he's usually protective of me since he's my co-host of another one of my fics.
Perceptor: Oh really? What's he going to do?! Slap my wrist?!
Magnus: No more like kick your tail to Taiwan and back.
Foxey: Hey there Magnus!
Magnus: Hey. Now Perceptor you're not bothering Foxey are you? You know it's not very gentlemen like to hassle ladies…..
Perceptor: Why should I be nice?! I've been hit and ridiculed all day by this girl!
Magnus: And you'll get it 10 times worse if you don't watch it!
Perceptor: Eeep.
Foxey: Thank you Magnus, can I ask you why you're here though?
Magnus: I wanted to know if I could borrow that tape that Blaster lent you, Optimus told me a little bit about it.
Foxey: Yea *Grins* It's hilarious! Here ya go! *Hands Magnus the tape*
Magnus: That's what I've heard, thanks. And Perceptor you're gonna be nice and polite now, aren't you? I'd just hate to get you in deep trouble with Rodimus and Optimus Prime…..
Perceptor: I'll behave.
Foxey: Good. Well I've only got one last question for you Perceptor.
Magnus: I'm out of here, see you later Foxey! *Leaves Studio*
Foxey: All right, bye! Alrighty then Perceptor. Question 5~ Have you ever gotten in a fight with Magnus?
Perceptor: Are you serious?
Foxey: Yea, sorry but I wanna know. ^_^
Perceptor: Well I think he had something to do with my last experiment exploding. Magnus had just gotten through chewing me out for saying something about Rodimus.
Foxey: Ya should really watch your mouth. You've got a temper on you. Well that's all Perceptor, you can go.
Perceptor: I'm not gonna get jumped once I leave the studio am I?
Foxey: Hey you just used slang! I'm so proud! And Nah, I don't think you will…unless Magnus is still out there. ^_^;;
Perceptor: You rubbed off on me I guess. Bye Foxey!
Foxey: Bye. Thanks for coming by!
Perceptor: *Waves as he leaves*
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Foxey: Sorry for all the bad language, it won't happen again I promise! I'm thinkn about interviewing Cyclonus next…I haven't had a Decepticon in lately…. Please leave a review on your way out! Thanks and I'll see you all again next chapter!