The Cyclonus Interview

Hey Guys! I'm back after nearly being drowned by Homework! Before I get started today there is one thing I feel needs to be addressed. This Fic is chalk full of Yaoi, if you don't like that with the Transformers or anything really I'm sorry. That is the way I see the Transformers, if you don't like it by all means don't read this fic. I work hard on each of theses interviews and it doesn't really brighten my day when I find a review calling my story sick. I'm sorry if you don't like it, you don't have to read this, but if you do and you don't like it please don't whine to me about in the reviews. If you find typos in this, do tell me. I'm notorious for them! v_v;;  I won't be offended if you find some and bring it too my attention. When you leave a review, do leave something nice, even if you don't like the chapter. That is all I am gonna say about the matter now. *Smiles* Today I'm gonna interview…Cyclonus!

Cyclonus: *Stops at the door of the studio* Alright put the bat where I can see it!

Foxey: You ain't my momma! Sit down now so we can get started!

Cyclonus: Yes Madam Dictator. *Sits down in his chair*

Foxey: Oh I can tell you and I will have an interesting time today….but I'm glad you showed up.

Cyclonus: I'm not!

Foxey: Cranky aren't we? What's a matter, Magnus find you?

Cyclonus: Funny thing that you mention him; he gave me that note of yours Foxey….

Foxey: You mean the one that said that I would nail you with my bat and then let Magnus get you if you didn't show up?

Cyclonus: Yeah….that one.

Foxey: Hey I do what I have to get my people here.

Cyclonus: I don't even know why I'm here. You're just a female teenager, you can't do crap to me. And no, I'm not worried about Magnus.

Foxey: *Glares* Have you ever heard the word 'Blackmail' Cyclonus?

Cyclonus: Of course!....Why?!

Foxey: Well this female teenager that can't do crap to you has some very good blackmail that when shown to the Deceptions AND Autobots you would be laughed out of this solar system!

Cyclonus: Oh really? Lets see it then.

Foxey: Sure. *Pulls out some pictures*

Cyclonus: Mr. Snuggles!!

*The pictures show Cyclonus sucking his thumb and clutching a pink rabbit while        he slept.*

Cyclonus: How did you get these photos?!?!

Foxey: *Trying to calm down from laughing* Oh from my buddies Rumble and Frenzy.

Cyclonus: I'll kill them!!

Foxey: Uh no you won't. Part of the deal with them was that Rumble and Frenzy would not be punished for these photos. If I hear from them that you or anyone else has done so…well lets just say that the e-mail system is very effective now a days. Oh and I've already gotten them loaded up in the computer, all that needs to be done is hitting the send button.

Cyclonus: Darn you!

Foxey: Yea whatever, lets start now. Question 1~ How come you're so wimpy in the movie?

Cyclonus: I was NOT wimpy!! I played a very good role! Wimpy my butt, I was the best actor in that whole movie!

Foxey: Right…ego control is needed very badly for you pal.

Cyclonus: Do not!

Foxey: Says you, all right question 2~ What's your feelings toward Starscream?

Cyclonus: I wish he would stay dead! I mean how dare he make me hurt my Galvatron! He was never a good Second in Command anyways.

Foxey: I knew you had a thing for him!

Cyclonus: Huh? Oh crap! I didn't say that! I said –ah- Mighty….not 'my' Galvatron.

Foxey: Bull I can prove it!

Cyclonus: Do it!

Foxey: *Pulls out type recorder. Hits play button* ~~My Galvatron! He was never a good Second in Command anyways.~~~ *Hits stop and hits record again*

Cyclonus: You've been recording me this whole time?!

Foxey: Yeah, what's your point?

Cyclonus: Gee thanks a lot! Stupid teen!

Foxey: *Whacks Cyclonus with her trusty foam bat* Are you stuck on my age or something?!

Cyclonus: Ow! *feels head for bumps* God you've got an arm for girl!

Foxey: *Eyes flash* And what's wrong with being a girl?! Don't you think the have an opinion too?! *Whacks Cyclonus again*

Cyclonus: O_o Ow!! I didn't mean it like it sounded like. Geeze, enough with the bat already!

Foxey: There's a saying that matches you perfectly.

Cyclonus: Go on.

Foxey: Open mouth insert foot.

Cyclonus: ^^;; That a fact?

Foxey: Yeah. Question 3~ How's yours and Galvatron going?

Cyclonus: So you're the one who's written those stories!

Foxey:  *Gets innocent look on her face* What stories?

Cyclonus: Don't give me that crap! You know exactly what I mean!

Foxey: Hey lose that attitude right now!

Cyclonus: I'll talk anyway I wanna talk!

Magnus: That a fact Cyclonus?

Foxey: *Shows cell phone with Magnus' number on speed dial . She sticks out her tongue over Magnus' shoulder.* 

Cyclonus: -_-;; Hi Magnus, how's your day been?

Magnus: Oh it was great until I got a call from Foxey saying that you was being quite the jerk. Now, we don't want that do we? *Cracks knuckles*

Cyclonus: Uh no sir.

Foxey: *Rolls eyes* Like I said, wimpy. What happened to "No I'm not worried about Magnus." Cyclonus? Hmmm?

Cyclonus: I just realized how tall he was…..

Foxey: O_o; You wimp!

Magnus: Well, I see my job is done here. See you Foxey. *Glares at Cyclonus* Hopefully I won't need to come back today.

Foxey: Nah, I got my bat with me.

Magnus: *Rolls optics* You always have that thing! See ya later. *Leaves*

Foxey: Bye. *Turns to Cyclonus* Wimp.

Cyclonus: Humph.

Foxey: Well answer question 3.

Cyclonus: Its been great, we've been going steady for….how long did you write?

Foxey: Don't base it on my story you dork! Just tell the truth!

Cyclonus: Fine! *Blushes a little* 3 months now.

Foxey: Thank you. That's all you has to say, you don't have to make it an act  of Congress!

Cyclonus: You called me a dork….

Foxey: Cause you act like one!

Cyclonus: Do not!

Foxey: I'm not arguing with you. One last question for you and then your done.

Cyclonus: Thank Primus!

Foxey: My feelings exactly! 

Cyclonus: *Sticks tongue out*

Foxey: Didn't your creator teach you any manners?! *Whacks Cyclonus yet again*

Cyclonus: Owie….

Foxey: v_v   By the time we get done here you're gonna have to find Ratchet for head trauma.

Cyclonus: *Rubs head* No kidding…

Foxey: All right this next question is special. This idea came from one of my wonderful reviewers, Keep the Secret Keys, you have 10 seconds to cooperate with the given question. If you don't then you get whacked…hard.

Cyclonus: *Looks a little nervous* Ok.

Foxey: Question 4~ How come you flirt with Scourge when your supposed to be with Galvatron?

Cyclonus: *Raises an Optic*

Foxey: *Starts timer* Times ticking Cyclonus.

Cyclonus: You are not going to get an answer out of me, that question is way too personal!

Foxey: *Blinks* Nothing is too personal Cyc.

Cyclonus: *Gets real red* Don't call me that!

Foxey: 5…..4…. fine, not my problem that Galvatron has a special nickname for you.

Cyclonus: *Eye starts to twitch* You know an awful lot about me….and that's scary….

Foxey: 3…2….1! Times up! *Picks up bat* One last chance Cyclonus….

Cyclonus: No.

Foxey: Your lost, my gain. Hi yah! *Whacks Cyclonus extremely hard*

Cyclonus: @_@ look at all the pretty stars….

Foxey: Answer the question now!

Cyclonus: *Rubs head* I do not flirt with Scourge. However, at one time we –ah- 'seen' each other. But not anymore, at least not on this side.

Foxey: _ Primus you are so infuriating! That's all you had to say! But no, you have to be a thorn in my side!

Cyclonus: It was personal!

Foxey: *Rolls eyes* Yes you've made that clear. Well you may go find Ratchet now; I don't have any other questions for ya.

Cyclonus: Great, I'll –um- see you later Foxey. *Walks out of the studio*

Foxey: *Waves* Bye Cyc!

Cyclonus: *From outside* Don't call me that!!!!!

Foxey: ^^; Right….

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Well another chapter done and out of the way. Sorry for the wait for this and Transformers The Movie should be out soon. I've still got a lot of work to do with that though…plus homework…._

Well please review on your way out!

Later

^_~

Foxey