Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Xmen. I know, you're disappointed. Oh yeah. . . Ein and Ed are cute. . .
I am filled with delicious nutrients that feed mankind. I AM THE RANDOM QUEEN!. . . Wait, no I'm not . . . I is sad now. . . Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I had exams. . . And I'm lazy. . . And. . . (searching for another excuse and realizes that she can't find it . . ). . . . I'm lazy. . . And then I got even lazier. . . . Then the lazy bug bit me and then I died for about a month. . . . Yeah, big stuff. . . Big stuff. . . .
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Enchanted Light: Oh how I have updated. . . Sandwiches beware.
Rogue Chere: Oh dear, you didn't read your contract now did you RogueChere? See if you read the small print you would notice the No Money Back Guaranteed marked in red and in size four font. But here, have this poorly characterized Remy plushie to make up for your horrid disappointment.
Freak 87: ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT ONE OF MY SECRETS! NOW I MUST CONTINUE TO DEVOUR YOUR STOLEN SOUL WITH A VENGEANCE! I SHALL SMOTE THEE WITH THE MIGHTY MALLET OF DOOM! Oh dear, yes it is the same child. . . You see, Remy isn't that far away from Rogue. . . He's right behind her to be exact but he doesn't realize this. That's why John found himself in front of Logan's jeep. Remy was going to take the small child's lollipop again but Remy's lawyer advised him against it. . . . It seems the boy has tried to press charges against Remy. As for Remy and Rogue meeting up, it is a most definite YES! And as for Pyro and Rogue causing chaos. . . . Who would doubt it?
Ishandahalf: Oh but Johnny boy doesn't see himself as being insane. In his wee mind, every fire related catastrophe is justified. Just like when he blew up the fish tank in a previous chapter, that caused the destruction of Remy's famed trench coat.. . . He claimed the fishy was taunting him. Damn fishy. . . .
Fudje: Oh yes, yes he is. . . OH THE ALTER BOY HE IS! HE DOES DANCES AND SINGS SONGS! (sings a song of world domination) . . . . . I do believe I shall do that when X3 comes out, oh the looks I shall receive from pissed off movie watchers! YES! THE HAVOC! THE CHAOS! THE DESTRUCTION! THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! No, no, anal rats aren't good. . . They are none to comfortable, especially when one wants to sit down. . .
SickMindSucker: Yesssss, Oh how I shall make pyro-babe Roguey's little pet. . . Remy shall not rescue Rogue for when the time comes, Rogue shall hurl herself from the upper decks of a pet store into a bed of spontaneously combusting puppies. . . . (wow, that made absolutely no sense whatsoever…)
The Dreamer Lady: I want a super duck. . . (sniffles) SUPER DUCK! Does it quack its way to freedom? Fight oppression with his mighty webbed feet of justice? (ponders about Super Duck)
Johnny Boy is going to be Roguey's new best friend. . . . (smiles evilly)
UncannyAsianGirl: WOOOO! YOU LOVE MY INSANE PIECE OF WORK! OH SO MUCH HAPPY IS FILLING ME RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE LONGEST AND THE MOST RANDOM COMMENTARY EVER! I NOW SHALL GIVE YOU THE GOLDEN MEDAL OF HONOR! (shrieks madly) HONOR! ( RoguesHeart is shrieking with joy!) Oh and don't worry, you shall find out later on what she was about to do with the Pirates and Johnny Boy! (that's a hint for ya! ) I WANNA SEE YOUR VIDEO! I WANNA! (screams louder until RoguesHeart's little head pops off) Oh and her powers never even crossed my mind. . . I should do something about that. (goes all thoughtful). WAIT A TICK! You think that this story is somewhat over! (laughs loudly) Oh dear, it's not even near over, you see there are so many things that our dear Rogue must do. She still hasn't caught Yukimura Todedia and she still has to battle with the Red Mafia Gang. Then of course she's going to have to assist Johnny with the end of the universe. . . Oh and then. . . (rambles on incoherently). . .
!NOTICE!: I love the 90's is a show on VH1. . . It's funny. . . Watch it.
BEHOLD MY GENIUS PEOPLE! BEHOLD IT! So much genius.
Walking Alongside the Devil
Session 19: Charismatic
" Come, meet my psychic friend…
His name is Pon-chi-ko."
o-o- RoguesHeart o-o
Rogue swayed gently in her seat, her emerald gaze fixated upon the television screen. John sat on her right, his eyes also glued to the monitor of the television.
Without warning, Rogue randomly crooked her neck to face John's, her emerald eyes glittering.
" Hey….uh, what's your name again?"
John glanced over at her.
" It's John.."
Rogue scratched her head, her face scrunched up in what looked to be pain.
" OOooooOOoooh…."
John patted her hand sympathetically.
" Don't worry Shiela, you'll catch on eventually. . . Thinking hurts sometime.."
Rogue scowled slightly at him but it quickly disappeared.
" Oh yeah, uh, Ah have a question for ya.."
John sat back against the couch.
" Really, what?"
Rogue pointed towards the television screen and then turned to face him.
" Do Ah love the 90's? "
John gazed over at the screen just in time to see Micheal Ian Black make a crack on OJ Simpson.
" Yes, yes you do Shiela. "
Rogue smiled gleefully, her eyes lighting up.
" Fantastic! Now ah know even more about myself!"
She sat back upon the couch, her face bright and happy. John smirked and returned his vision back to the tv screen. All was well until a sudden blast came erupting from the front door.
" CHERE!"
John winced and slid down in his seat. Rogue stared at him in curiosity, secretly amused by his puerile actions.
" What's wrong johnny boy?"
John's forest green eyes gazed up at her wide with fear.
" He's gonna kill me Shiela…."
Rogue frowned, her forehead scrunched in confusion.
" Wait, who's Shiela? Ah thought my name was Rogue…"
John shook his head in frustration.
" Your name is Rogue.."
Rogue's frown got even worse, her emerald eyes growing tearful with bewilderment.
" But ya just called me Shiela…"
John winced again and placed a hand on her shoulder.
" I made you confused didn't I, Shiela…Uh. .. I mean Rogue.."
Rogue's eyes widened at the sound of his mistake.
" There! Ya did it again!" she yelled while pointing at him accusingly.
John's eyes darted around nervously.
" Shh. . . . Be quiet you don't want to attract-.."
" CHERE!"
Remy came bursting into the living room, his face flushed from anticipation.
" Mon Amour! Remy has missed y' so!"
Remy wrapped his arms around Rogue's waist and began to hug her tightly.
" Wait, now mah name is Amour?. . . "
Remy's hold on Rogue lessened slightly as he took in her remark.
" What y' talkin' about chere?"
Rogue pulled herself from his arms all the while eyeing both the Australian alter boy and the raging cajun with the upmost suspicion.
" Seein' as ah can't believe either of ya. . . Ah'm gonna hafta find another name…."
Oh man, I've gotten so lazy that I can't even finish the entire chapter. .. . (beats herself but it's to no avail. . . )
Oh well. . . That just means my next update will be longer and faster this time. . . .
Review for me anyways please
RoguesHeart