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Mustang's Animal Week

Chapter 2: Hawkeye's Home

Previously: Mustang had been turned into a dog for

insulting the Animal Alchemist about her height. He has been left in the

care of Hawkeye who everyone secretly fears. (Don't know why)

Hawkeye just stood there, holding Mustang

who now was a dog to his own bad luck. "What now?"

Mustang asked. Hawkeye was still too busy wondering

what to do. Mustang just waited……. And waited………

and waited…… "Hawkeye!" "Huh? Oh yeah," Hawkeye

snapped back to reality and set Mustang down. Black Hayate

came over to Mustang. "Be nice Hayate. That's my boss and

he'll be with us for a week," she said and returned to your desk..

Mustang looked from Hayate to Hawkeye and back but

then Hayate wasn't there. He feels something on his back side.

"Hey!" Mustang lowered his tail and moved away. Black Hayate

had given him the dog greeting. "What I was just saying hi," Hayate

said. "Whoa, I under stood you." "Duh, you're a dog."

"No I'm not, I'm Mustang." "……….. HAHA! You're a dog!"

Hayate laughed. "It's not funny!" "Yes it is!" "No it's not!" Mustang yelled.

"Who are you fighting with Colonel?" Hawkeye asked.

"Your dog!" Mustang replied angrily. Hawkeye just stared at

Mustang. Mustang backed up and sweat dropped. "While you're

a dog, you have to listen to me Colonel. I'll do my work but you

have to act like a dog," Hawkeye said, still staring which was

starting to creep Mustang out. "Ok, Ok! Just stop that!" Mustang said.

Hawkeye looked back at her typewriter and continued her work.

Hayate was laughing and rolling around. He stood up suddenly and

said "Bathroom! Bathroombathroombathroom!" Hayate ran over to

the door and scratched. Hawkeye got up and opened the door. Hayate

ran out and behind the nearest bush. "I'll act like a dog but I won't do

that," Mustang stated. "Fine, don't use the bathroom then," Hawkeye

replied with the sound of click coming from the typewriter.

Time when by slowly until Hughes came in. "Hey Hawkeye!

Where's Mustang?" Mustang froze and started to sweat bullets.

"Uh, he stepped out," Hawkeye said. "Oh. Hawkeye?" "Yes Hughes."

He pulled out a picture of his daughter "Isn't she cute?" Hawkeye just

looked at Hughes. "You're still showing that picture around?" "But she's so cute."

"God he's such an idiot," Mustang muttered. "Hey, who was that?"

Hughes asked. Hawkeye glared at Mustang who shrunk back again.

"It's sounded like Mustang. Oh well. Oh, hey, who's this?" Hughes

had picked up Mustang. "Uh, a dog that Full Metal, his brother, and

Animal found," Hawkeye replied and sweat dropped. "I wouldn't

be surprised if this is Mustang," Hughes said and laughed "yeah right

like this I is Mustang. His luck." Hughes set Mustang down and walked off.

"HAHA! You almost got caught!" Hayate laughed. "No I didn't!"

Mustang yelled. Hughes suddenly popped in and looked around.

Mustang was sweating. "Hawkeye, tell me when he gets back ok?"

Mustang had crawled over to Hawkeye's desk and whispered

'tell him I just came in a while ago to say I went home early.'

"He went home early Hughes. You just missed him," Hawkeye replied.

"Oh, damn. Well ok, bye," Hughes said and wandered off.

"Smooth Colonel," Hawkeye said. She stood up and started

to pack things like the typewriter and a few papers. "Time to go,"

Hawkeye said and Hayate ran in circles around Hawkeye.

"Yay home!" he yipped and barked while Mustang looked on. "Home?"

Mustang questioned. "Yes home," Hawkeye replied "what, thought I didn't

have one?" "No it just that you used to live here." "That was before

I got Black Hayate." "Oh, the hyper active man," Mustang looked

at Hayate. "Well hurry up Mustang," Hawkeye called. "Hey! Don't leave me!"

Hawkeye's house wasn't very big, but Mustang guessed since it

was only her and Hayate it didn't have to be. It was white and a one

story house, the windows were tinted for incase purposes. Mustang

wandered the house and was given a tour by Hayate. "And this is the

special room. It's my favorite but I wonder why Hawkeye comes in

here anyway." The room looked like a mini church room with an actual

stain glass window. The person on the window looked like Hawkeye but

Mustang knew she wasn't the type to be honoring herself.

"Mustang, Hayate, dinner!" Hawkeye called. "Food!" Hayate yelled

and ran down the hall but Mustang stayed for a second, looking at the

window and then ran off.

"I'm not eating this," Mustang said. "I bet it tastes better

than it looks," Hawkeye countered. Mustang looked at Hayate who

greedily gobbled his food. Mustang decided 'better try it before

Hayate gets it.' He licked the food, and took a bite. "Not bad,"

Mustang muttered to himself. "I heard that," Hawkeye said.

(A.N: I tried dog food AND cat food once. Gross but good dude.)

Mustang didn't notice but both Hayate and Hawkeye had left him.

Mustang noticed slowly but surely and walked down the hall and

found Hayate outside the room with the stain glass. Mustang smelled

something salty. "She's crying again," Hayate whispered and sat next

to the door. "I don't know why but… I think my co-workers and boss fear

me. I heard them whispering once. I don't know what to do." Mustang stood

their, now mad at himself. Hey, just because she shot down that mistletoe once

(ha-ha, deviantArt) doesn't mean her attitude is always sour.

And creepy...

And, ok, kind of odd.

When Hawkeye suddenly got to her feet, Mustang and Hayate ran off.

Mustang followed Hayate into Hawkeye's room and just noticed he had to

go to the bathroom. He took a second to look at Hawkeye's room. Her bed

was big and had Hayate's bed on it too. There was a finely carved dresser in

the corner next to a decorative lamp. He sat down when Hawkeye came in

and tried to hide the fact he needed to use the bathroom. She didn't really notice

but walked into a door into what Mustang guessed was a bathroom.

Hayate snuck over to Mustang and said "havetousethebathroom?"

"What?" "Have to go outside?" "Oh, that's what you said?" "Actually I said

'have to use the bathroom' but you suffering is kind of funny." Mustang

scowled and just sat, trying not to think but it was hard because someone

started to say 'drip, drip' and the shower was running. 'Dammit!' Mustang thought.

He ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. 'That's better' he thought

as he flushed the toilet and jumped down. "Oh my god! Why's the water hot!

Did something flush the toilet again?" Hawkeye stepped out of the shower to see

Mustang just staring at her. Her face turned red and Mustang got a sudden nosebleed.

"COLONEL!" "NO! SPARE ME!"

"You stepped in to use the toilet?" "How was I suppose to know

that the shower becomes hot?" "What does she look like?" "……"

"…" "…you're her dog." Hawkeye came out still fuming and blushing.

"If you don't tell anyone, I'll kiss you at the next Christmas party,"

Hawkeye said. Mustang thought. "Ok, deal Lieutenant."

Hawkeye walked over to the lamp and clicked the light off.

Mustang didn't have a place to sleep but was let on the bed.

"Night Colonel."

"Night Lieutenant."