Lil' Ed: Lol! I have a Kraine fic in my head but I'm able to update this! Enjoy!

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Chapter 3: Day 1

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Mustang woke up finding the bed empty. He snorted but found it came out in a small bark.
'Oh yeah.. I'm a dog..' he thought. He stretched and followed a scent hanging in the air.
'This will take some getting use to.' Mustang stumbled and fell….. off the bed and onto his
face. "Ha-ha! You fell! That was pathetic!" a howling voice barked. There was Hayate,
rolling on the floor and laughing his tail off. "Oh, shut it," Roy barked in annoyance. "
came to get you because it's past breakfast and Riza's going soon," Hayate replied.

"Work! Oh damn!" Roy ran down the hall and lost his footing. "Crap!" BANG! Riza
walked around the corner to find Mustang laying on the ground, a huge lump on his head.
"I hope every day isn't like this sir," she said. "No, it won't lieutenant," he said. "Then lets
go to work colonel," she answered, picking him up and allowing Hayate to trot along.

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"Morning Riza! Cute dog!" "A new dog Lieutenant?" "Aw. Such a cute dog!" Mustang
was being carried in one hand and paperwork in Riza's other. The compliments were
bugging them both but Black Hayate was just trotting around and let his tongue lull out of
his mouth, panting happily.

As Hawkeye walked in the room, Havoc, Fuery, Breda, and Falman looked up. "A new
dog, it's so cute!" Fuery cooed. Havoc chuckled. "I wonder if there's a good recipe for dog
anywhere." Breda just looked at Hawkeye. "Uh, Lieutenant. Why do you have another
dog? Oh, and where's Roy?" Fuery was itching to pet the dog in her arms and Black
Hayate was snickering.

Mustang was itching to get down and to his desk to start his work. He pawed at her hands.
Finally he was set down and raced towards his desk. "Wait!" Fuery exclaimed. Roy leaped
into his chair and looked up. He couldn't see over the desk or even on the desk. He was
grabbed again before making the bound. "So cute!" Fuery said. Havoc, Breda, and Falman
sweat dropped before Havoc asked again, "Where's Colonel Mustang?"

It was answered by a gruff. "Fuery! Set me down this instant!" The cigar in Havoc's mouth
fell. Breda looked around for Roy. Falman looked to Fuery. Fuery looked at the dog.
Hawkeye sighed and grabbed the dog from Fuery. "Thank you Lieutenant," he said.
"Welcome sir," she said. Everyone's mouths where hanging in shock. Hayate just walked
right by, taking his place next to Hawkeye's desk. "Hello Mustang, Hawkeye! How's
today going!" rang a jubilant voice. Hughes walked in the room to see the gawking
Havoc, Breda, Fuery and Falman. "I'll… come back."

"Now then, everyone, back to work. The paperwork has been piling lately," Roy said.
Everyone didn't listen but Hawkeye walked over to the desk and set his papers down in
front of him, later walking to her desk. Roy reached for a pen, his paw just knocking it
over. He tried again…. and again…. and again. He growled in annoyance and grabbed it
with his teeth. The eyes of the others never faltered but just continued watching.

Roy tried to write with his mouth, the pin made a line. 'No help at all.' A small thump on
his desk made him look up. Hawkeye had set an open ink well on his desk. "Thank you
Lieutenant," he said. He dipped his paw in, getting some ink on his nail and started writing.
He stopped a few minutes later, the eyes of his comrades was getting on his last nerve.
Dipping in the ink again, he pawed a fresh clean paper and drew a transmutation circle.
With a tap, flames shot out at the gawking group. "Ow!" "I said 'GET TO WORK!'" Roy yelled.
Everyone ran around, a hurried 'yes sir!' heard every now and then.As time passed,
Mustang grew annoyed at the constant stares from Havoc and them. He leaped down and
trotted to Hawkeye. "Can you get me some holiday slips?" he asked. Hawkeye looked at Roy. "Yes sir."

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Lil' Ed: Chapter soo short. I'll make the next ones longer. I'm sorry!