There is a theory. A theory to rule using tiny innocent children. This theory is The Telletubbies Theory(here on known as TTT). TTT is THEY are really trying to take over little kids minds one by one. Except they noticed that the older kids like us noticed their plan so they decided to call in the Boobahs who are even scary-er to come in from their other planet and see if that would help. But it only made me realize the TRUE plan...
The TRUE Plan:
The shiny Telletubbies sun is a hypnotizing device. The little children love it. When the face giggles the little children are drawn further into the trace to become the Telletubbies' slaves to do all they say so that they can take over the earth. the Boobahs with their eyes clicking (click click click click) are also a hypnotizing device. It's the clicking of the eyes that does it as well as the echoing of their VERY SCARY voices! So run! and always always always turn off the Telletubbies before the nice ladies voice starts saying "Time for tubby bye bye! Time for tubby bye bye!". Because that is also a VERY POWERFUL hypnotizing device that can hypnotize not ONLY the little children but also the older teens. Dun dun dun. You should always take precautions and say "Time for tubbys to die! Time for tubbys to die!" or "Time for tubby die die! Time for tubby die die!" instead.
It is up to the older children in the world to prevent the youngers from being hypnotized. Do all you can to turn off the Telletubbies no matter how much your younger siblings or cousins cry.
Or else one day we will all be under the rule of the multi-coloreds.
The MULTI-coloreds:
Have you ever noticed its the groups of multicolored things that are the scariest? Telletubbies. Boobahs. The WIGGLES! Stay away from the multi-coloreds and what ever you do never change the channel to watch them. For if you do we shall all meet our doom. BWAHAHAHAHA!