Barney snuck around backstage. He cackled evilly. Then he jumped out from behind the curtains, onto the set and...
He started to sing the 'I love you' song.
After rehearsal...or filming or whatever, Barney went back to the back stage and into his producers office.
"Tell me again why I have to pose as a children's character?" he asked the one and only producer of Barney. Whom I don't know the name of because I don't watch Barney and so therefore we shall call him Producer Craig.
"I've told you this a million time you dumb, half witted lump! Everyone suspects little kids characters of plotting evil, they also know this not to be true and therefore this is the perfect disguise!"
Barney stared a Craig quizzically. His producer often confused Barney. Lots of things confused Barney, he had a rather pitiful brain, but Craig confused him especially.
"Whatever then."
"Don't whatever me! I'm powerful! Whatever the powerful one again and you're fired."
"Whatever." Barney muttered under his breath. The threat had been heard millions of time yelled at millions of the cast, it never really was carried out though.
Barney emerged from Craig's office as Craig burst a vein and started to wriggle around on the floor. Then he got back up again because he was from an evil planet who wanted to hypnotize everyone and take over the world. The people on that planet were special they could heal themselves. Anyway.
He came out of the office to back stage. He saw the many 'children' from the show pull off their costumes and emerge as...children...just normal ones though not cute or perfect-ish kids. The kids had milk and cookies. As normal.
Just like every single day...
And so you see there is an evil plot behind Barney as well. B.J. and Baby Bop help once in a while. But beware. Be on the look out and never be fooled...
Here we are! I finally updated after a million years!
Craig Banks: I hope you do not mind that you were the producer. The name just seemed to fit and you did kind of inspire this chapter. :-)
Please review! Thanks!
Kay