Random Bits Between Twins

Chapter4: Messy Breakfast and Bathroom mayhem, PT1.

A/N: This is a bunch of random fights and

such between Inuyasha and his twin

sister Inuyamaru. XP also... they're lil! -

Inuyamaru woke up, rubbing her eyes when an idea struck.. she was going to make Inuyasha pay for that BoogieDemon prank last night. She smirked and walked into the kitchen looking for the spiciest Wasabi she could find. "aaah this should work" and snickers and headed off to the room where Inuyasha.. was still asleep.

Inuyasha was curled up in his bed, dreaming about whatever little Hanyou's dream about when Inuyamaru crept in. She took little bits of the wasabi and made little wasabi balls and stuck about 3 Pee sized ones under his tongue so that when he woke up.. he'd end up eating it. now all she had to do was wait.

In the kitchen

Izayoi (they're mom.. XP if the name isnt right oh well..) was cooking breakfast when Inuyamaru walked in smirking, "Inuyamaru why are you smirking like that?" she asked and then saw her with the Wasabi.

"Its nothing mom.." she smiled and sat down to watch her mom cooking. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Inuyasha ran in and grabed a huge pitcher of water and started chugging it.

Inuyamaru laughed and pointed, "that'll teach you to scare me, Big Brother!". Inuyasha finished the water and growled, "that wasnt funny Inuyamaru!".

"Yea it was! did you know you scream like a girl?" she smirked again. "I do not! mom tell her I dont scream like a girl!" he looked at his mother.

"Inuyamaru quit picking on your brother and you two go wash your hands, you two need to learn to get along" she sighed. "yea mom.." Inuyamaru stood up, "race you! last one there is Demon spit!" Inuyasha called as he ran off, "hey thats not fair!!" Inuyamaru yelled and ran after him.

Inuyamaru got to the bowl of water for washing hands first. "haha! I win! See what happens when u try to cheat?" she smirked. "You cheated though! you were sitting closer to it!" he snorted. "so? your just slow and not good at cheating" she smirked and washed her hands first.

Inuyasha crossed his arms, "you know im going to get you back for that wasabi right?" he looked at him. "yea I know.." she smirked, got done and flicked some water at him. Inuyasha grumbled and washed his hands... then they started a water flicking war on the way back to the dining room/kitchen.

Izayoi looked set the food down and then sat down herself, "I have good news for you two" she smiled, "your bigger brother Sesshoumaru is visiting today".

"we have another brother? Oh yea, it's that tall scarey lookin' guy isn't it?" Inuyasha asked, looking at his mom. "wow! I can't wait to see him!!" Inuyamaru squealed. Izayoi snickered at Inuyasha's question, "Yes honey, it's that one."

"now.. he's going to watch you two while I go into town today... I want you two to be on your best behavior, ok?" she looked at them.

"Ok mom.. we'll be good" Inuyasha said, but he was really thinking about what him and Inuyamaru could do to him. "yea mama we'll be good" she said too, looked at Inuyasha and both smirked. Izayoi sweatdropped knowing that being good wasnt an option for those two, she just prayed it wasn't too bad and that sesshoumaru didn't kill them before she got back from shopping.

Later that day, when Sesshy Arrives and Izayoi Leaves

Inuyamaru looked up at Sesshoumaru, "sooooooo your here to visit huh?" she blinked. "yea thats right.." he said calmly, not really liking this whole babysitting gig he was put up to. "Soooo.. that means we're your responsibility ne?" she smirked. "thats right.." he looked at her, wondering what was going on in that little silver haired head of hers. She was obviously scheming something.

Inuyasha walked up, "you dont look so tough to me!" he smirked and crossed his arms. "Oh really? well if I was allowed to i'd prove you wrong" he snorted and walked inside. Inuyamaru looked at Inuyasha, "I dont think mama gave him permission to spank us Inuyasha...Are you thinking what im thinking?" she smirked even bigger. "Only if your thinking what im thinking sis.." he smirked bigger two and they both ran off.

bout thirty minutes later

Sesshoumaru was out in the front looking for Inuyamaru and Inuyasha. "Inuyasha? Inuyamaru? where are you two Brats?" he was getting quite annoyed. Sesshoumaru mumbles and grumbles some as he kept looking for them.

"Ok.. here he comes Big Brother" Inuyamaru whispered to Inuyasha. "Ok im ready" Inuyasha smirked.

When Sesshoumaru walked under the tree the two hanyou's were unfolding they're plan in he got a nasty surprise. "NOW!" Inuyamaru yelled and her and Inuyasha dumped two buckets of nasty demon spit right on Sesshoumaru's head!. "GRR! You two Brats are gonna pay for that!!" he glared up at them. "RUN!" Inuyasha yelled and they both booked it for the House.

Sesshoumaru followed them back, no need to run cause he knew where they were headed and didnt think he'd have to worry... he soon will regreat that.

Inuyamaru and Inuyasha hurried and set up a trap before Sesshoumaru got there and went to they're mothers room.

Sesshoumaru walked up the front steps and as he was stepping across the threshhold he tripped a string and a bucket of water fell on his head. "Grrrrr...those brats.. this is war!" he grumbled and went to take a bath.

Inuyamaru and Inuyasha laughed until they heard they're mothers bedroom door open. They covered they're mouths so they wouldnt make any noises from the bathroom. Sesshoumaru headed for the bathroom, luckily Inuyamaru and Inuyasha hid before he got there.

Sesshoumaru got undressed and got in, he would have used to other bathroom but there was a hole in the bottom and couldnt hold any water...betcha can't guess who made the hole? Inuyamaru blinked and whispered into Inuyasha's ear, "I dont think he knows we're here", Inuyasha whispered back "yea I know.". Sesshoumaru paid most of his attention to his hair and getting all the demon spit off him, so he couldn't really hear them anyway.

Soon Sesshy got done at started getting dressed, Inuyamaru was scheming with Inuyasha again, "ok..count of 3, 1...2...3!", Inuyasha and Inuyamaru both jumped out and screamed, "RAAAH!" and made Sesshoumaru fall back into the tub, not from fear but they kinda knocked him over XP... -SPLASH-. "you little devil children will pay for your trouble making!!!! Sesshoumaru was.. well...mad.

They laughed and ran off to they're room now. Sesshoumaru.. was SO not happy.. XP. "I'll get you two brats!! I SWEAR IT! your heads will be mine by the time that wretched human mother of yours come's home!" growled, now he was all wet but it was better then being covered in demon spit. He got out, dressed and just decided to let his clothes air dry by themselves. He stalked off to they're room now and listen's in on them.

"Did you see the look on his face sis?!" Smirked Inuyasha, "well of course I did Big Brother!" she snickered. Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes and opened the door, "alright brats, payback is mine!" he walked in and shut the door, glareing. "MOMMY!!!" they yelled and huddled in a corner.

Izayoi walked inside, "Inuyasha, Inuyamaru, Sesshoumaru im back!" she called. Sesshoumaru looked towards the door, hearing that. "MOMMY!!!!!" they yelled and ran to the door, opened it and booked it to Izayoi, "Mommy! Bigger Brother Sesshyomu tried to kill us!!!" they cried. "What?!" she blinked. "I was NOT going to kill them.. -.-; just get them for thier childish prank's." he said. "oh I see... well.." she looked at them, "go apologise then come back over here" she set her things down and watched them.

"we're sorry bigger brother Sesshyomu" Inuyamaru said and looked down. "Yea.. I guess im sorry too.." Inuyasha said and they walked back over to they're mother... and got spanked. "Oooow!" they cried and was sent off to thier room. "Im so sorry Sesshoumaru." she sighed. "neh.." he said and walked outside. Sesshoumaru prayed he'll never have to watch those two again.

Well! Im going to continue this later because.. x.x; I dont write much usually so.. I get a little writers block alot. XP but dont worry there WILL be more.. also.. x.x; I stupidly deleted the story off to fix it.. lost my reviews and all that.. x.x; BUT.. I do remember most/all the people who did so.. THANK YOOOU! XP.

Akira: ...

Itaihoshi: ...

ok whats wrong now? -.-;

Akira: oh nothing.. nothing at all smirks

Itaihoshi: yea!.. nothing at all LOOKS innocent

... feels someone tap me on the back, turns around AAAAAAAAH!! runs

Sesshoumaru: I'll kill you for putting me through that H311!! chases

AAAAH!! HELP MEEEEEE!!

Akira/Itai: snickers and high fives