Once upon a time there was a girl named Lie. One day she read a fic of fics by a fic writer, and so she decided she'd write one herself based off those ideas as a joke and send it in. She was hoping for good responses.
Fortunately, her wish was granted.
AND THEN she went and wrote more. Joy!
Okay, let's get back to work here. Now, where were we? Ahh, yes!
Gangstas are hot. So are our two heroes. So, so, so hot. Aren't they? It just makes me wanna saqueeleel and say WOW! at how hot they are. Edgar is a great example.
Edgar: I can't believe I let you get me into this.
Neither can I. I amaze myself.
Now, anyway, since Edgar is being all complaintative THAT'S A WORD we'll now have a scenario change!
Edgar is experiencing pure, untamed erotica…and enjoying every minute of it.
Edgar: You bet your belly button I am! OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT
You bet your belly button you did, my darling dearest.
Nny: Psst…I think she's right.
Just as that happens a TRAIN ZOOMS BY AZOOMZOOM ATUCKTUCK hahahaha onomatopoeia!
Nny: How could this have happened? I used lube, I swear!
…Wait a minute here.
Nny: FOR MY CAR I SWEAR OH GOD WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT
Yeah, the car YOU DON'T HAVE
Nny: …Man. I got nothin'.
I WIN! OH YEAH BABY.
Talk about plot derailment. Where is this going?
Edgar: (running in circles with eye swirlies) BABIE SBABIES BABIEEEESSSSSS!
I swear I'm not high! Jesus Christ, what's compelling me to write this? I have lost my MIIIIND. Oh, hey, songfic time! Because, lord knows, SAWNGFIKZ R A GREIT WEI 2 EKSPREZZ KREEAYTIVUTTY!1!11one Oh man. I've just sank to the lowest of the low.
Because I like weird music, I'm gonna use a weird song. And it's gonna be totally unrelated. That's how most songfics are, after all. If you don't know that, go browsing. I'm not kidding.
OH HAHAHA I KNOW THE PERFECT SONG OH MAN
Tell me a secret, I'll tell you mine...
Edgar suddenly leaps dramatically across the screen. Yes, I know that has nothing to do with the lyrics. STOP LAUGHING AT ME IM HANDYCAPD ;.;.;.;.;.;;. OMZGZOZKZOZMZHz
Tell me about desires you hide inside…
And then he falls down. Ouch!
And holy crap. I just can't wrote any more of that.
Edgar suddenly gets hit by the train that zoomed by earlier in such a subtle way. Bonecushbonecrush. ATUCKTUCKTUCK that was the worst fic I've ever read. I hope it was a joke.
You know, I'd kill for some MacDonald's right about now. I should go get some money.
This chapter is absolutely horrible. I can't believe I'm writing this. I fail to see any relevance whatsoever. Man I need sleep. And some Cheetos would be nice too.
Gah, my computer's crapping out on me.
What a pointless chapter.
Coming soon: Body switching ensues! But can the author stay on topic and quit going off on stupid tangents…like she ALWAYS DOES?