"A diversion." Legolas said, grinning brilliantly at everyone.
"Good job stating the obvious, loser." Aragorn muttered.
"Sauron will never fall for it." said Gandalf authoritatively, "He won't fall for it."
Aragorn laughed with scorn. "A lot you know, you arrogant, old fool. We'll see who falls for it."
Hours later…
Aragorn sauntered into the hallowed room towards the pedestal and whipped the satin covering off of the pretty ball thing.
Ooh, shiny, he thought.
Aragorn picked it up in his manly hands and looked into the flaming, all-seeing eye of Sauron.
"Fear my tremendous beauty, you hideous Thing!" he said, smiling his best smile, which was, to be honest, quite breathtaking.
Sauron's eye widened. "AHHHHHH! I'll get you! And your little dog too!"