Kitten on the Streets
Chapter 6:
Schu stared at the sight in front of him, Ran's tail flicked contently.
His personality took over first, "Hey kätzchen, as much as I'd love to see such a sight every morning...you really have to get off me."
His ears twitched but ignored the German, he wanted to sleep he groaned and shifted, then he noticed something, no whiskers, Ran sat up, he opened his eyes groggily and tilted his head to look at his partner, "Hnnnn...Schu? What are you going here? I want sleep..."
Darn...he just looked so cute when he just woke up, he watched the redhead shake his head in an attempt to wake himself up more, /Goten morgen kätzchen did you have a nice sleep?/
/Shut up Schu.../
/Aren't you grumpy?/
Ran let out a muffled groan, while rubbing his eyes, tail flickering again, Schu chuckled, but his mind spoke otherwise, ohmygodohmygodohmygodRanissittingthereanddamnhelookshotlikethatohmygodohmygodsohotohmygod.
The redhead sat up and stared at his partner in confusion, "What's going on?"
"I was hoping you could tell me considering the fact that you have a TAIL AND CAT EARS."
"Stop yelling." Ran winced and covered his ears only to be surprised at what he felt, he ran to the bathroom, soon followed by silence, the German watched the redhead walk back in looking around calmly, tail swishing, "I have a tail and cat ears for some reason..."
It wasn't a question, it was a statement to which Schuldig nodded, "And you look hot."
Ran blushed, "Shut up Schu, how am I suppose to go to work like this?"
Something clicked in the German's head, if the cat went to work looking like that, there was no way that Crawford would be able to stop himself from jumping his partner right there and then, his partner. Then came another click, Ran was the kitten he had given shelter to and fed all those nights, "I knew it! You were mooching off of me!"
The redhead rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, honestly, every single person said that to him, it was just as bad as being called little, "I wasn't mooching, I turned into a cat how do you expect me to find food?"
"You could've eaten mice or something!"
Ran flashed his glare-of-death to Schu, "You eat one then I'll follow."
"And if I get into bed would you follow too?" The German grinned.
The redhead blushed and hissed, "Hell no."
"It was worth a try, ne kätzchen, I'm hungry."
"Cook something up yourself."
"I'm also the person who let you mooch of me, and while you cook, I can find something for you to wear to work."
"Hn..." The redhead stocked away.
Schu grinned, how often did he end up with a sexy partner who turned into a kitten? He flung open the closet door, he knew he had one somewhere...somewhere in there... "Gotcha!" He pulled out a big hoody, way too big for him, but it'd cover up Ran's tail, his partner wasn't going to like it but he couldn't care less, boy oh boy was he going to have fun mentally drooling over the smaller redhead.
"Oh kätzchen! I found something!"
Ran entered the room shortly and sniffed in disgust, raised a brow which turned into a glare, "You expect me to wear that?"
"Ja, what's wrong with it?"
"...everything?"
"Since when did you develop such a sensitive fashion sense? See? Hood, covers up your ears, and it's big so your tail won't pop up."
"I like my tail."
"I'm sure you do, hell I like it too, but Crawford might not be able to fight off the urge to jump you once he sees it."
"What?"
Schu quickly corrected himself, "Crawford might just freak out and gun you right there on the spot."
"...hn."
"So what's for breakfast?"
"It's lunchtime, there's noodles."
"Not instant right?"
Ran nodded and Schu jumped with glee before sprinting into the kitchen, the redhead looked at the sweater and wrinkled his nose in disgust, no one with any hint of dignity would wear something like that. Big, black, big, baggy, big and puffy, made him feel somewhat like a potato sack, his tail didn't like it either. He shall die a slow horrible death...Ran decided as he hooded himself, now he looked like a hoodlum, his ears twitched uncomfortably. Oh Schuldig was going to pay alright, he mumbled disapprovingly to himself as he headed out to the kitchen, head down, the hood and his head hiding his eyes. /Looking good Ran-chan!/
/Halt den mund Schu./
/Pft, fine, be that way./
/I will, let's go to work./
/Was? You haven't even eaten yet./
/Not hungry./
/Oh so you're only hungry when you're mooching off me?/
/Hn. Let's go already./
/Jaja ich weiß doch./
They headed out the door and to their work place, where they were both lectured by Crawford who couldn't stop himself from staring at the impassive redhead, mentally drooling. /Careful Bradley, wouldn't want that drool dripping out your ears, it might just scare Ran off./
/Stay out of my mind Schu./
/Make me, I know what you're thinking with or without reading your mind, you're thinking, mein gott he's hot, why didn't I get him as a partner instead of Schu who's far sexier than me./
/Shut up Schu./
/Hmph, fine be that way, just don't start mentally stripping him too./
The comment made Crawford stutter, Ran raised a brow at Schu realizing that they were talking telepathically, wondering what his idiotic partner had said to have made Mr. Big-bad-Crawford stutter and heat up like that. Then again, it might be better for him to be clueless, after all Schu was...Schu. After the brief moment of stuttering, the American dismissed them, Schu had paperwork to catch up on so Ran decided to visit Ken, he knocked on the door and went in before his ex-partner could tell him to come in. The brunette stared at him in wonder before trying to stop himself from laughing at the deadly redhead.
"Whoa...what's with you? You look like a street thug."
"I know..."
"Aren't you going to explain to me why you're wearing that so my slow witted mind can comprehend this?"
"Hn."
Ran lifted the hood off his head revealing his cat ears and his tail flickered, Ken gawked, "Oh..."
The redhead nodded and pulled his hood back on, "You done staring?"
"And how did this happen?"
"Don't know, the necklace broke."
"I see..."
"Ran-chan! I'm done!"
"I have to go...idiot calls, research it would you? Report to me when you find something out about it."
"Alright then, see you...Ran-chan!"
Ran show a glare before heading out the door, "What do you want Schu?"
"How bout a kiss for this handsome face?"
"Wha-" Schuldig couldn't stop himself anymore, Ran was just so hot, if he didn't do it now, Crawford would've sooner or later, he went up to his kitty partner and kissed him square on the lips, amethyst eyes widened, and before either of them could comprehend what was happening, there was a "Poof!"
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Nya This chappie is dedicated to Cattley! Sorry if I spelt your name wrong or something, happy birthday nya!!! I couldn't help myself! Schu just had to kiss Ran!