Kitten on the Streets
Chapter 7:
The German gawked at the redhead, "Your ears…"
Ran cocked his head, "What about my ears?"
"They're-"
The younger redhead nodded slowly, "They're…"
"Back to normal, mein gott…"
"Wha?" Schuldig patted his head, there was nothing but hair, Ran blinked, "So you're telling me I'm back to normal."
"As normal as you can get."
Then Ken popped in, "Hey Ran, I found something-but you don't seem to need it anymore…"
Ran looked at his old partner, "And what did you find out?"
The brunette looked at the paper in his hands, "You need to be kissed, and I'm guessing that it's been done…"
Schuldig smirked, "You better believe it."
Ken rolled his eyes, "And they called me messed up…"
They watched him walk out of the door, Ran frowned, "What a stupid way to reverse the effects."
"Really? I kind of like it."
"Shut up Schu."
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Outside the door Ken's mind started to wander as he zoned out, Ran actually let someone kiss him, that's a first. Unless that German used force then oh my god-
/You know I can hear you right?/
/Whaaa!?/
/You were thinking awfully loud and I am a telepath…/
/Stay out of my head you filthy, filthy telepath!/
/How mean! It's not my fault you think so loudly!/
"Hidaka-san? ...Hidaka-san!?"
Ken looked up, "Yes?"
It was Crawford, "What are you doing standing in front of Schuldig's office?"
"Oh I was just talking to Ran…"
"Really now, what do you think about Schuldig and Ran being separated?"
Ken looked up, "Huh? Why?"
"Schuldig can be a pain and they don't seem to be getting along very well."
/That's a lie!/
/Shut up Schu./
Crawford opened the door but Ken stepped in front of him giving a nervous smile, "Yes Hidaka-san?"
"Errr…why don't we discuss this first?"
Inside the office they heard a, "Get away from me!"
"Just one more smooch!" Then a poof, the American adjusted his glasses and tried to look in but Ken shuffled and blocked his way, he inwardly cursed the stupid German. But it wasn't over yet, they heard a, "Ow, ow, ow, no claws! Fine! Be that way!"
Then another poof, Crawford looked at Ken, "Do you know what they're doing in there?"
Ken shook his head frantically, they heard Ran yelling at the German, "Don't you ever do that, ever again! Or next time I will kill you!"
"Nope, still need to do that one more time, look, ears."
"Damn it!"
Then another poof, followed by many others, the brunette didn't even want to see Ran in such a helpless state, Crawford knocked on the door while Ken slinked away. Schuldig looked at Ran in alarm and kissed him one more time just to hide the tail and ears. The redhead hissed, "Schu!"
They looked over at the American, Schu wrapped an arm around Ran and smiled, "Hi Bradley."
"Don't call me Bradley."
"How about Brad?"
"No."
"Braddy?"
"Absolutely not."
"Braddy-kins?"
"Not if you want to keep your job. Now shut up Schu."
The German pouted and slouched against the blushing redhead, "What might you be doing here Crawford?"
"I was considering separating you two."
/Nein! Cheap shot! You just want Ran!/
/Shut up Schu./
/No! Nonononononononononononononononono, absolutely not! No one's taking my Ran-chan, not even you!/
/My Ran-chan?/
/That's right, he's mine! Be gone with you foul beast!/
/Possessive aren't you?/
/Yes, and I'm suppressing the urge to laugh in your face which I will be doing in a minute if you don't leave and it's not my fault if I end up laughing in your face since you've been warned therefore it'll be your fault instead of mine./
/…/
Crawford raised at brow at the smirking Schu, Ran looked bored, oblivious to their little telepathic conversation. Then the American left, the telepath smiled and waved his goodbye, "Bye! That was a nice little chat!"
/Chat?/
/Ja, nothing you need to worry about./
/Every time you say that it means it's something I should worry about./
/Aren't you a smart little kitten? Shall I award you for that?/
Ran looked at him, "What-no, no, no, no, absolutely no more kissing."
"How mean…you taste sweet though."
The redhead blushed, "No!"
"So sweet I just want to eat you up…"
The German pinned the smaller redhead against the desk , "Schu…"
"I'm hungry…"
Just then, Ken walked in, he blushed and covered his eyes, "Please! Not at work!"
Schu looked over, "Why?" Then he grinned and said, "Getting hard watching us?"
He blushed, "N-no, ewww that's just gross!"
"Nein," the German corrected him, "horny."
Ken's blush deepened, "W-what the hell!?"
Then he stormed out of the office, Ran finally snapped out of his trance, "What just happened?"
"Little Kenken couldn't admit that he was getting turned on by us."
The redhead blushed, "Wha?"
"He couldn't stand being horny."
Ran stuttered, "What are you talking about!?"
Schuldig turned and smirked at his blushing partner, "That means he felt my wrath of sexiness."
The swordsman turned from embarrassed to confused, "Wrath of sexiness?"
The German's grin widened, "Don't worry, you're about to feel it."
"What?"
Just then Crawford came in as Ran scooted onto the desk, he coughed and adjusted his glasses, "And what are you two doing?"
Schu pouted, "You just ruined the moment."
/Joy kill./
/My pleasure./
/You just couldn't stand me and Ran-chan being together./
/What are you trying to imply?/
/That you're jealous./
/I just walked in to see your partner on the desk./
/Getting turned on?/
/Your mind runs in sick ways./
/So does yours, remember? Me? Mind reader?/
/No I didn't forget./
/Really? How touching, Braddy-kins remembers everything about me!/
/Don't call me Brad./
/But I didn't! I called you Braddy-kins!/
/Don't call me that either Schu./
/So you going to leave now?/
/So you can go back to sexually harassing your partner?/
/Such harsh words, I'm hurt./
/I'm glad./
The German smirked, /I guess I'll just have to get Ran to kiss it better./
/Shut up Schu./
/Everyone's been telling me that a lot lately! It's very hurtful./
/Hmm…I wonder why anyone would tell you to shut up? Shall I count the reasons?/
/…/
/Well first you are awfully loud, and second, you're annoying, and third you never shut up even when told to./
/I get the point, you're jealous of me getting Ran./
/Why do you always accuse me of that?/
/Because it's true, you can't deny it. And even if you do I know the truth!/
/Shut up Schu./
/That again?/
"…hello?"
They both turned to look at the redhead on the desk, "Yes?"
"Stop talking in ways I can't listen to."
Schu purred, "Aww…poor Ran-chan, do you feel left out? I can make you feel very included if you want."
Ran backed up a bit on the desk, "No thanks."
/So you leaving or what?/
/In a minute./
/One, now go! I demand you leave!/
/Alright, alright!/
Crawford coughed, "Well I'll be taking my leave now."
Schu grinned triumphally, "Bye bye Braddy-kins!"
"What was that about?"
/I have no idea kätzchen./
/Stop calling me that./
/Why? It fits you so well!/
/…/
The German purred, climbing onto the desk, "Now where were we?"
Ran backed up more until he reached the edge, Schuldig trapped him under him, "Schu…"
"Yea?"
"Get off?"
"Nein."
"Please?"
"No way kätzchen, you're going to have to feel my wrath of sexiness no matter what you do."
"…how about no?"
"You're going to have to sooner or later."
"I choose later."
Schu leaned down seductively, "Too late, you never really had a choice Ran-chan."
Just as he kissed the redhead, there was a poof just as the door opened again and Crawford stepped inside, "I forgot to give you your assignment-what the…"
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Nya
Weeeeee finally updated! :D Eeto....yea....what do I say? I'll try to update again soon! But school started again T.T Thankies to reviewers! Crawford stepped in when they kissed o.O Dumdumdum....bye! Hopefully next chapter will be up again soon!