Raven, king of commedy Chapter 2: The band plays, a fire emblem fanfic

Hi people... My second chapter of my FE fic.

Purple pikmin: HA! You only got one review!

Yeah, but I only put up the chapter half an hour ago

Heath: Thanks for reviewing anyway , Thorn willowfly!

REVIEWS

pretty funny and creative. I never read a fire emblem fan fic bout a talent show. I applaud you're creativity. - Keep up the good work!

xX Thorn Willofly xX

Crypt zombie: Brainssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

Jaffar: locked in cupboard

Matthew: Hey, this story actually got a review, you gotta give Hells assassin credit for it! Tries to steal doccument

Annnnnnnnnnnyway, The disclaimer

Purple pikmin: Yay! Um, hells assassin does not own FE or money making things. He lives in a box.

Um, yes, sarcasm I live in a box. On with the story!

Chapter 2: The band

As the interval went on, Matthew arrived through the back doors.

" Hey people, what did I miss? Am I late?" He said, out of breath

" Yes, actually. You missed raven taking up your act, and getting knocked out with food from his crud jokes, and yes, you are also very very late" Said hector through gritted teeth

" Oh..." Sorry about that... I was... visiting Leila's grave" He had a look of sorrow on his face.

" Oh..." Hectors face softened

" Wer'e sorry Matthew" Said Lyn in a soft voice

" Anyway, could we get on with this?" Asked Hector
" Oh yeah. Right" Said Matthew brightening

" So, as Raven has been knocked out, can you play a guitar?

" Uh... I used to" Said Matthew

" Great! So I take it you can play bass guitar, right?" Asked Hector

" Well... sort of... " Said Matthew

" Well, get up and find the guitar, and warm up with the rest of the band" Said Hector, Eager to get on.

" But-" Matthew was cut off

" Go!" Hector pointed to the guitar resting on a chair. Hector went out and down into the hall area, where litter was left everywhere. " Well, I guess that's what happens when you host a party at your house... or in this case castle." He heard a call from backstage.

" We're ready now, hector!" Shouted Lyn

" Ok, I'll get the people ready"

When everybody was in thier seats, The spotlights were shone on the stage

" Steady now, Erk..." Whispered Lucius to him

" Right, right" Erk whispered back

" Tonight, we present you our Grand Finale, The Blood-stained Swords! " Hector roared. The audience screamed with Rabid fangirls. There were random screms of

" I love you Sainy!" and

"Jaffar! Pick me! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!" Of course they took no notice ( the band members) and just carried on.

" Ok, we have a special song for all you men aout there. Of course, not a floor show, but let us commence! " The men gave dissapointed groans at the last bit.

"Mary belongs to the words of a song.
I try to be strong for her, try not to be wrong for her.
But she will not wait for me, anymore, anymore.
Why did I say all those things before, I was sure?

(She is the one), but I have a purpose,
(She is the one), and I have to fight this,
(she is the one), the villain I can't knock down.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say,
still I will always fight on for you.

Mary's alive in the bright New York sky,
the city lights shine for her, above them I cry for her.
Everything's small on the ground below, down below.
What if I fall, then where would I go, would she know?

(She is the one), all that I wanted,
(she is the one), and I will be haunted,
(she is the one), this gift is my curse for now.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say,
Still I will always fight on for you.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say.
Still I will always fight on for you.
Fight on for you...
Fight on for you..." Sain, Lyn and Jaffar trailed off the last word. The crowd whooped and cheered. The rabid fangirls had moslty fainted but some were actually climbing on the stage. Of course, they were taken ( well more kicked off) by Wallace and Oswin, the security.

"We have one last song for you people out there! It's one of our favourites and we hope you like it too" Shouted sain " Cue music"

Oh you're so filthy
And I am gorgeous

When you're walkin' down the street
And a man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow
Ain't no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

"Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

Cuz you're filthy (so filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh you're so gorgeous)
You're disgusting (oh yeah)
And you're nasty (you make me feel so nasty)
You can grab me (grab it)
Oooh cause you're nasty

Filthy
Gorgeous
Oh you're so gorgeous

"Thankyou, thankyou" Sain Shouted. He bowed, and Shouted " And i'm still single!" Going back stage, waving with the others.
" Thankyou people, the show is now coming to a close" Shouted Hector as He walked out onto the stage. " Please procceed to the Dining hall" Everybody filed out of the hall at this moment to the banquet. Hector went backstage.
" You were killin' em out there, you were amazing!" He congratualted them.
" Thanks Hector. Uh, i'm really tired from all the travelling I had to do today, so Mind if I crash here tonight?" Matthew asked.
" Sure!" said a really happy Hector " Everbody had to travel so far to get here that they're gonna be staying here for a few nights"
" Great!" Said A gleeful matthew
" So, you will be sharing rooms with... Let's see... Um... Jaffar,...Heath,... and Raven.
" Ok, nice mix of people to mingle with. So I'll go camp, if that's ok" With that, Matthew ran off.
" What an ass..." sniggered Sain. "He has no idea how long it will take him to find his room. You should of told him, Hector."
" Yeah, but then what kind of boring old slog would I be?"
The band members burst out laughing.
" By the way, what's a slog? " Added Guy, the drum player.

CHAPTER END

Purple Pikmin: What was that? That was worse than the last chapter!
White Pikmin: Pleading for help
Purple pikmin: Yah, shaddup you!
Yes... right. I quite liked this chapter, it was very...modernised. But anyway, how do you like?
Purple pikmin: It's rubbish, i'm telling you.
Heath: Note that I wasnt in it
Jaffar: Still in cupboard
Matthew: You made me get lost in castle Ostia! You cruel evil person!
Yeah well, it was Hectors idea.
Hector: In a chair in the corner What?
Annnnnnnnnnnnnyway, R&R please! With that, i bid you Adios!

Hells assassin