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Chapter3- The List

"Peter! You're crushing my delicate toes!" a voice said. It was already past curfew and the marauders were headed to James' detention to help him-aaaaand-make things explode.

"Sorry-here-I'll just-whoaaa!"

"Aaaaah My hair! My hair!"

"Sorry Remus… Sirius, are you okay?"

"oooglegeep…bgleeep..urk…berk..elp?"

"Sirius this is no time to play a creature from overactive muggle imagination…"

"Oh wait Moony… I think my wand's stuck in his throat… I'll just get it" Then some tugging sound could be heard and Peter flew out from thin air and toppled on the ground.

"I have my voice back!" Sirius squeaked. The invisibility cloak was removed and out came Remus.

"Not quite Padfoot… You sound like a mouse" Remus said irritably.

"For your information I haven't seen you like that when Peter's Sonorus charm backfired on you and you sounded like a strangled mouse…" said Sirius.

"Well… Well… so much for using the invisibility cloak," a voice spoke. The three marauders spun to see a bespectacled boy standing right behind them and were leaning in a wall crossing his arms. "In any case you're wondering… It's supposed to be placed over you not on the floor"

"Jamie-poo we missed you! Where's are other favorite buddy, Filch?" Sirius put an arm around James.

"Busy again… some spoiled delinquent put dungbombs in his office while I was doing detention…" James answered coolly.

"What? You didn't wait for us?" Sirius said in shock.

"Okay James you see this is our prophecy….intro Peter," Sirius snapped his fingers and Peter went in the center of the hall kneeling dramatically.

"We used to be just talented kids without a mission but when we met each other we realized that we had an important purpose! Your turn Remus!" Remus also kneeled and spoke,

"We were brought together to cause mischief"

"To torment Filch," added Sirius.

"To add annoyance to the teachers," Remus added.

"To bring entertainment to our house,"

"Don't forget the Slytherins,"

"Oh Yeah and squash them like a bug,"

"And to be remembered for all Time!" The three chorused and Remus and Peter stood up and bowed at the non existent applause.

"Okay I get it… and I'm sorry I just can't help it It's just the marauder in me…" James said after the-er-performance.

"Well Prongs we can't stop that can we so why don't we head for a little snack?" Sirius looked hungrily at the direction of the Hogwarts kitchen.

After their little trip…

"Okay so Prongs I guess we can bring out the list now," Remus said to his friends who were hungrily scavenging the scraps of wrappers and candy boxes on the floor.

"Oh Sure..," James said between mouthfuls. Remus pulled out a long roll of parchment that read, "DIFFERENT WAYS TO BUMP INTO LILY EVANS"

"I know this would serve useful one day," said James as he admired at the crooked ways he concocted just to bump into the girl of her dreams.

"There's one flaw," Sirius spoke.

"What is it?" James demanded.

"We only made 49 ways," Sirius replied.

"Oh… That's all? The 50th will be easy!" James said confidently.

"So what do we do on the first week?" asked Peter said while slurping his lollipop then Sirius snatched it from him. "Hey!"

"Why don't we try the first 10" suggested Sirius ignoring Peter's whines.

"Brilliant idea," James said and excitedly read the first 10 aloud.

In the Common Room, Remus pull Lily's chair and James will be waiting for the bump.

Sirius fly James broom, James run after Sirius and bump into Lily.

Remus pushes Lily to James.

Hit Lily with a door and fall back to James.

Scare Lily with a plant and she will bump into James.

Lily avoids a flying piano and while running she will bump into James.

Lily turns around the counter of the Three Broomsticks and bump into James.

Get Lily chased by a Hippogriff.

While fooling around the Common Room levitate James to Lily.

Throw Dungbombs in the Common Room and bump in confusion.

"Wow this stuff is harsh why don't we just back out?" Sirius said suddenly. Remus and James looked at him in shock and Peter finally snatched his lollipop from Sirius.

"What? You're conceding?" James asked Sirius disbelievingly.

"Course not," Sirius pumped his fists in the air and spoke again, "It's the marauder in me…" the remaining three smiled in relief.

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