Chapter 5- Prince Prongs, Duke Padfoot, Adviser Moony and Juggler Wormtail

"Well it's about time" said James as Peter and Remus sat around him.

"Where's Paddy?" asked Peter.

"You do realize that if Sirius finds out you've been calling him that again he'll curse you to oblivion, right?" Remus said and Peter choked on his Chocolate Frog.

"You know Sirius only too well, mate…" James said amused at how Peter struggled to eat the ever stubborn frog, "And Sirius is over there flirting with a fourth year…"

"You want me to call him?" Peter croaked. "Oh Wait..." The frog's leg was sticking out of his mouth and was obviously kicking Peter's mouth. So Peter tried to plunge it in but to no avail so he did the most sensible thing someone related Goyle would do… He stuck his wand inside his mouth and -wait for it- something exploded.

"Peter, that was awesome!" Sirius said excitedly as he plopped himself beside his mates.

"Well Glad to see you Padfoot" Then James turned to Peter who was still coughing up smoke and the frog who had finally escaped with nothing but a burnt bum, "And thanks Wormtail..."

"Sure Anytime" but due to the fact that Peter just currently had something explode in his mouth it sounded more like, "Sure (Cough) 'ny (cough) (gag) time (wheeze)"

"You wrestled dirt or something, mate?" Sirius asked James as he studied James bruise and the dirt around it.

"No I snogged a dust bunny…" James said sarcastically.

"Cool…" Peter said in awe.

"Peter I am at loss of words at your idiocy so I will say all my feelings in this short sentence…" Sirius started. " I find your lack to identify sarcasm aggravating and annoying that I would go to as many lengths as to clunk half a dog's brain inside your head or pull the snake that has been biting your intelligence ("Did he have one in the first place?" asked James)-excuse me? Genius talking here…- for the idiocy, dimwitness and the utter stupidness to dissipate!" as Sirius finished his sentence the rest of the marauders had their mouths hanging wide open when Peter finally spoke, "I lost him at Peter… what did he say?"

"He means you're an idiot Peter…" Remus said simply.

"Oh… So why did that last for 5 minutes?" Peter asked.

"O-kay… I know you'll all agree with me if I do this…" Sirius then threw Peter a pillow.

"Thanks Sirius I was wondering when someone would finally stop him…" James said amusedly, "Well… I Prince Prongs wish to have a private conference with you, the members of my kingdom…"

"Yes Of Course, concerning your future princess as usual?" said Sirius lazily.

"Did you think of any other?" Remus said, "well since I am Adviser Moony I shall call out your names and I wish you would have the decency to say, "Present"'

"Duke Padfoot?"

"Present, My Good Man"

"Juggler Wormtail ?"

"Present"

"Well now that the roll is finished I hereby announce the conference to start…" said Sirius.

" Me and the alleged Scarlet of my hearts desire and emerald dove of my life ( "We get it already.." said Remus) moving on- is sharing a detention and I wish to use this as a chance to increase my chances at winning the bet that I have entitled, " The 50 First Bumps"" said James.

"What's with the "First" part?" asked Peter.

"It sounded good at the moment…" answered James.

"I definitely don't know what you see in that Evans girl…" said Duke Padfoot disapprovingly, "Yes she does have a very pretty face and I can't deny the fact that she has sterling qualities" Sirius then was knocked over by a pillow.

"Thou Prince Prongs do not like thine Princess Evans only for her Sexy body and If you do not want to have this pillow for dinner (James held a large velvet pillow threateningly at Sirius) then I advise you to not insult my woman" James said angrily.

"Does that mean that Thou, Prince Prongs chooses a mere princess over a duke, an adviser, and a –er- juggler who are also your best mates? Thine, Duke Padfoot is insulted!" Sirius shouted and Peter let out a small "Eeep!" and fainted.

"Holy Cow –er- I mean…Sweet Mother of Merlin! Juggler Petey has fainted!" shouted Sirius.

"Knock it off Padfoot" Remus said. "Wormtail! Wake Up! Darn! They were only kidding!"

"Can't you wake him up?" asked Sirius.

"Holy Guacamole! It's raining Butterbeer!" James screamed and several students looked at the window expectantly and like lightning Peter stood up and twisted his head in a 360 degrees angle in search of the raining butterbeer to no avail.

"Darn must've missed it…" he spoke.

"What can I say? I know him too well..." said James as Sirius and Remus gave him amused grins. Then all of a sudden something hard hit James. More like, someone.

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Ugh... awful, awful chapter