Cacti-chan: I know this isn't an original idea, forgive me!! I can't find
the people who have done this before me, but if you're one of them either
post it in a reply or send me an e-mail and I'll give you credit for coming
up with this spoof first.
WARNING: Some slight all around character-bashing, but mostly Kuwabara and a little Hiei (even though he's my favorite charrie next to Youko). . .THIS IS WRITTEN IN SCRIPT FORMAT
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho OR Whose Line is it Anyway? I am however, and avid worshipper of both. There's also a reference to DB/DBZ/DBGT which I don't own either
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?!
Cacti-chan: Hiiii Everyone! Welcome too. . .Whose Line is it Anyway? I'm your authoress. . .Cacti-chan! ^.^ Now, first off. . .let's meet our contestants today! "Fighting, duh!". . . YUSUKE!!
::Yusuke comes out and gets the audience to cheer before sitting down::
Cacti-chan: . . . "Feeding. . .my cat?" . . .KUWABARA!!
::Kuwabara comes in and waves to the audience before taking his seat::
Cacti-chan: Next, "Gardening, I suppose.". . . KURAMA!!
::Cacti-chan runs over and gives Kurama a big hug before letting him sit down::
Cacti-chan: And last, Uh.. ::runs backstage:: Hiei, what's your favorite hobby?
Hiei: I don't have one -.-
Cacti-chan: All right, guess I'll make one up. "PLAYING DRES-
Hiei: AH! Being Evil! Okay?! ::Cacti-chan smirks evilly and gives Hiei a big hug too, He grumbles and goes to his seat::
Cacti-chan: Once again, Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right the points don't matter - Just like rules to Yusuke. What happens is these guys are going come up and make up everything off the top of their heads and I award them points after every game because its more interesting that way. Let's start off with a game called "Scenes from a Hat!" Scene one! Cereals you never want to try
Yusuke: ::walks to center:: Vampix! They turn red in bloo-
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Dangerous weapons!
Kurama: ::goes into audience, brings down Keiko, points to her::
::Yusuke shivers::
Hiei: Koenma's breath.
::Koenma, in audience, twitches::
Kuwabara: Yusuke's head!
Yusuke: Botan's oar
Hiei: Kuwabara's stupidity
Kuwabara: What is this?! Gang up on Kuwabara-day?
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Really mean bumper stickers!
Yusuke: The Earth Is Full - Go Home
Hiei: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Kuwabara: Out of my mind.back in five minutes
Kurama: If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Products you don't want to buy!
Hiei: Kurama's Vampire Plants. . .eat your neighbor next door.
Yusuke: Kuwabara's Brain Pills. . .be as smart as him!
Kuwabara: huh? HEY!! URAMESHI, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: New Holidays!
Yusuke: ::snickers:: Gang up on Kuwabara day!
*BZZZ BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Okay! 2000 points to Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara, 3000 to Yusuke. Next game. Props! ::gives Yusuke and Hiei a really big light bulb, gives Kurama and Kuwabara two spoons::
Yusuke: ::cups hands, puts lightbulb between them:: Ka. . .me. . .ha. . .me. . .HA! ::Hiei turns lightbulb on::
*BZZZ*
Kurama and Kuwabara: ::each hold up a spoon like a phone:: Tired of calling collect? Sign up with Spoon today, and you'll have a smaller bill!
*QWAC-BZZ*
::Yusuke's laying on the ground like he's going to get a tan. Hiei turns the lightbulb on him::
*BZZZ*
::Kuwabra holds up spoons behind his head like rabbit ears, Kurama shakes his head at him::
Kurama: Silly rabbit! Vampix are for vampires!
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Hahaha, all right, 4000 points to Kurama and Kuwabara for collect calls, 3500 to Yusuke and Hiei 'cause I feel like it. OKAY, now for our next game! This is a game called "Heroes". In this game all four contestants enter. Hiei is the beginning superhero ::looks at audience:: Anyone have any suggestions on what his superhero name should be?
::realizes she doesn't have an audience yet, so calls up one of her friends and asks her for a superhero name::
Ni-chan (though she doesn't know it): Uh. . . Hawk-Boy?
Cacti-chan: All right! Now, the crisis?
Person in audience: The world's running out of hair stylists!
((don't ASK I just got back from a hair cut))
Cacti-chan: Uh. . .okay! The Situation is the world is running out of hair stylists and Hawk-boy and his superhero friends must find out how to fix it. . .
Hiei: ::inspects the world with his keen Hawk-like eyes, in a monotone voice he states:: Oh dear. Looks like a crisis. Wish my superhero friends would show up and fix it. -.-
Yusuke: ::bursts in:: Sorry I'm late, Hawk-boy! Wow, what happened to your hair?! It looks like a nest. . .oh wait, never mind, you're Hawk-boy, that makes sense, I thought for a minute the world was running out of hair stylists. ::looks at crisis computer:: Holy COW! It IS!!
Hiei: Brilliant Deduction.Serial Killer Man
Yusuke: ::cackles maniacally:: HAHAHAHAHA At last, I shall be able to defeat the evil Vampix! With the maker's hair so long, they shall no longer be able to continue their evil breakfast making ways!
Hiei: not CEREAL you-
Kurama: ::walks in:: Pardon me, I'm looking for Cousin It, but I seem unable to distinguish him from everyone else . . .Oh my! It's a world crisis!
Yusuke: Indeed it is, Vegetable Guy!
Kurama: If only I had some potatoes. . .
Hiei: What would that do?
Kurama: As of this moment, I haven't an idea, but I like potatoes. . .I am after all Vegetable Guy
Kuwabara: ::just walked in:: Hey guys!
Kurama: What is it, Bumblebee boy?
Kuwabara: ::blink:: um. . . buzz?
Yusuke: That's IT!
Kurama: Good thinking, Bumblebee Boy! I'll go get my gardening shears!
Kuwabara: ::scratches his head:: uh. . .buzz?
Hiei: Exactly. No one needs STYLISTS to do a buzz cut.
Yusuke: I'll go get my kn-scissors! Just give me everyone's address and I'll kill-I mean call them! Call them to give them the good news!
Hiei: .riiiiii-
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Hahaha, 3000 points each! An extra 1000 to Hiei and Kurama because I like them. Now, for a commercial break!
Cacti-chan: Okay, I need suggestions ((Lines for the game 'whose line' Scenarios for the game 'questions' and movie types. I also need things for people to be on the Dating Game D)) So post your suggestions!
WARNING: Some slight all around character-bashing, but mostly Kuwabara and a little Hiei (even though he's my favorite charrie next to Youko). . .THIS IS WRITTEN IN SCRIPT FORMAT
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho OR Whose Line is it Anyway? I am however, and avid worshipper of both. There's also a reference to DB/DBZ/DBGT which I don't own either
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?!
Cacti-chan: Hiiii Everyone! Welcome too. . .Whose Line is it Anyway? I'm your authoress. . .Cacti-chan! ^.^ Now, first off. . .let's meet our contestants today! "Fighting, duh!". . . YUSUKE!!
::Yusuke comes out and gets the audience to cheer before sitting down::
Cacti-chan: . . . "Feeding. . .my cat?" . . .KUWABARA!!
::Kuwabara comes in and waves to the audience before taking his seat::
Cacti-chan: Next, "Gardening, I suppose.". . . KURAMA!!
::Cacti-chan runs over and gives Kurama a big hug before letting him sit down::
Cacti-chan: And last, Uh.. ::runs backstage:: Hiei, what's your favorite hobby?
Hiei: I don't have one -.-
Cacti-chan: All right, guess I'll make one up. "PLAYING DRES-
Hiei: AH! Being Evil! Okay?! ::Cacti-chan smirks evilly and gives Hiei a big hug too, He grumbles and goes to his seat::
Cacti-chan: Once again, Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right the points don't matter - Just like rules to Yusuke. What happens is these guys are going come up and make up everything off the top of their heads and I award them points after every game because its more interesting that way. Let's start off with a game called "Scenes from a Hat!" Scene one! Cereals you never want to try
Yusuke: ::walks to center:: Vampix! They turn red in bloo-
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Dangerous weapons!
Kurama: ::goes into audience, brings down Keiko, points to her::
::Yusuke shivers::
Hiei: Koenma's breath.
::Koenma, in audience, twitches::
Kuwabara: Yusuke's head!
Yusuke: Botan's oar
Hiei: Kuwabara's stupidity
Kuwabara: What is this?! Gang up on Kuwabara-day?
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Really mean bumper stickers!
Yusuke: The Earth Is Full - Go Home
Hiei: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Kuwabara: Out of my mind.back in five minutes
Kurama: If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Products you don't want to buy!
Hiei: Kurama's Vampire Plants. . .eat your neighbor next door.
Yusuke: Kuwabara's Brain Pills. . .be as smart as him!
Kuwabara: huh? HEY!! URAMESHI, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: New Holidays!
Yusuke: ::snickers:: Gang up on Kuwabara day!
*BZZZ BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Okay! 2000 points to Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara, 3000 to Yusuke. Next game. Props! ::gives Yusuke and Hiei a really big light bulb, gives Kurama and Kuwabara two spoons::
Yusuke: ::cups hands, puts lightbulb between them:: Ka. . .me. . .ha. . .me. . .HA! ::Hiei turns lightbulb on::
*BZZZ*
Kurama and Kuwabara: ::each hold up a spoon like a phone:: Tired of calling collect? Sign up with Spoon today, and you'll have a smaller bill!
*QWAC-BZZ*
::Yusuke's laying on the ground like he's going to get a tan. Hiei turns the lightbulb on him::
*BZZZ*
::Kuwabra holds up spoons behind his head like rabbit ears, Kurama shakes his head at him::
Kurama: Silly rabbit! Vampix are for vampires!
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Hahaha, all right, 4000 points to Kurama and Kuwabara for collect calls, 3500 to Yusuke and Hiei 'cause I feel like it. OKAY, now for our next game! This is a game called "Heroes". In this game all four contestants enter. Hiei is the beginning superhero ::looks at audience:: Anyone have any suggestions on what his superhero name should be?
::realizes she doesn't have an audience yet, so calls up one of her friends and asks her for a superhero name::
Ni-chan (though she doesn't know it): Uh. . . Hawk-Boy?
Cacti-chan: All right! Now, the crisis?
Person in audience: The world's running out of hair stylists!
((don't ASK I just got back from a hair cut))
Cacti-chan: Uh. . .okay! The Situation is the world is running out of hair stylists and Hawk-boy and his superhero friends must find out how to fix it. . .
Hiei: ::inspects the world with his keen Hawk-like eyes, in a monotone voice he states:: Oh dear. Looks like a crisis. Wish my superhero friends would show up and fix it. -.-
Yusuke: ::bursts in:: Sorry I'm late, Hawk-boy! Wow, what happened to your hair?! It looks like a nest. . .oh wait, never mind, you're Hawk-boy, that makes sense, I thought for a minute the world was running out of hair stylists. ::looks at crisis computer:: Holy COW! It IS!!
Hiei: Brilliant Deduction.Serial Killer Man
Yusuke: ::cackles maniacally:: HAHAHAHAHA At last, I shall be able to defeat the evil Vampix! With the maker's hair so long, they shall no longer be able to continue their evil breakfast making ways!
Hiei: not CEREAL you-
Kurama: ::walks in:: Pardon me, I'm looking for Cousin It, but I seem unable to distinguish him from everyone else . . .Oh my! It's a world crisis!
Yusuke: Indeed it is, Vegetable Guy!
Kurama: If only I had some potatoes. . .
Hiei: What would that do?
Kurama: As of this moment, I haven't an idea, but I like potatoes. . .I am after all Vegetable Guy
Kuwabara: ::just walked in:: Hey guys!
Kurama: What is it, Bumblebee boy?
Kuwabara: ::blink:: um. . . buzz?
Yusuke: That's IT!
Kurama: Good thinking, Bumblebee Boy! I'll go get my gardening shears!
Kuwabara: ::scratches his head:: uh. . .buzz?
Hiei: Exactly. No one needs STYLISTS to do a buzz cut.
Yusuke: I'll go get my kn-scissors! Just give me everyone's address and I'll kill-I mean call them! Call them to give them the good news!
Hiei: .riiiiii-
*BZZZ*
Cacti-chan: Hahaha, 3000 points each! An extra 1000 to Hiei and Kurama because I like them. Now, for a commercial break!
Cacti-chan: Okay, I need suggestions ((Lines for the game 'whose line' Scenarios for the game 'questions' and movie types. I also need things for people to be on the Dating Game D)) So post your suggestions!