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Chapter 11-The First Prank

"It's-"

"No! No! Wait! I want to guess!" Alexa exclaimed as she shut Lily's mouth with her hand. Lily, unable to scowl, bit Alexa's hand instead.

"Ouch!" she cried. "Is it by any chance, Venomous Snapping Turtle?" she added while blowing her now throbbing hand.

"Snapping Turtles are not venomous, Genius" Lily added a little sarcasm on the latter.

"Whatever… where were we?"

"I believe you were about to guess my codename"

"Oh Yeah… Is it red haired Gryffindor?"

"Wow… How could you get less obvious than that?" Lily said with sarcasm.

"Fine, Penguin girl?"

"I was a First Year! Can you blame me?" Lily said in exasperation.

"You had Penguin Pajamas!" Alexa smirked.

"Perfectly normal" Lily argued.

"Penguin socks?"

"You have a menagerie of stuffed unicorns in your bed!" Lily jumped to stand up and pointed an accusing finger to Alexa.

"Penguin bed sheets!" Alexa exclaimed also standing up.

"Baby Blanket!"

"Member of the Penguin lovers club!"

"….called Ashley!" Lily screamed.

Alexa let out a gasp and screeched "Penguin knickers!"

Both girls widened their eyes and Lily fell back to Alexa's bed. Alexa followed and began blubbering.

"Sorry! Sorry! That was uncalled for… Can we just forget about this?" Alexa asked worriedly.

"Okay… But you broke the friendship's Golden Rule" Lily said quietly. The Golden Rule- "Do not speak of any secrets classified in the X Files without the owner of the secret's permission."

"I know… Okay… Why don't I just stop guessing…Truce?" Alexa let out her hand and Lily shook it.

"Of Course" Lily hugged Alexa and screamed. "Barbie T-Shirt!"

"Lily!" Alexa shouted.

"Okay! Okay! Sorry… now back to business" Lily said while wiping her tears of laughter.

"What is your codename?" Alexa asked.

"Get ready for this… It's Marauderette!" Lily replied happily.

Silence

"Well?" Lily said anxiously.

"That's it?" Alexa said bluntly.

"What? Why? What did you expect?"

"Well I expect more creativity and decoration like Fruit Punch Princess or Fluffy Puffy Taffy but Marauderette? Pffff"

"Well excuse me for not preferring Fluffy Puffy Taffy and choosing a much simpler one that I happen to like, Well I'm going to sleep now!" Lily said and started to go to her bed when Alexa pulled her feet back making Lily fly back to the bet.

"Hey! That hurt!" Lily complained while rubbing her rear.

"Have you thought of any pranks?" Alexa inquired.

Silence

"Don't tell me you have nothing planned!"

"Well…"

"Okay, I have something thought up; I'll just tell you tomorrow… honestly, what will you do without me?"

"Yeah… What would I do without you, Bye" Lily said quickly and started to leave when Alexa pulled Lily's leg back making Lily fly back to the bed- again.

"What is with you and injuring me?"

"You do realize that your codename will definitely make the marauders angry, right? I mean really angry" Alexa said in a serious tone.

"Exactly, that's why it's perfect" Lily replied mischievously. "Now, can you please let go of my leg?"

Boys Dormitories

"Prongs, what is taking you so long?" Remus shouted. The marauders were all gathered in Sirius' bed for a very important meeting.

"Prongs, Do you need help brushing your teeth?" Sirius called.

Silence

"Okay I'm going in…" Sirius announced and marched towards the bathroom door and opened it, revealing a certain tousle haired boy leaning on the wall with a dreamy expression and had toothpaste bubbles protruding from his mouth.

"Hey! I know that expression!" Remus exclaimed from behind Sirius. "Is Lily Evans in our bathroom?"

"No" James replied through the bubbles.

"Don't tell me you fell in love with the toothbrush because that would really be weird I mean your toothbrush's not even hot mine on the other hand is-"

"I heard her shout from her dorm…" James said dreamily interrupting Sirius' babble about how hot his toothbrush is.

"The toothbrush?" asked Remus.

"No… Lily…" James sighed.

The rest groaned but Sirius picked up a bucket filled with water and threw it on James head.

"Hey! Who turned off the lights?" James said angrily as the bucket fell squarely on his head.

"Just relax Prongs… Remember what Lily did in Herbology" Sirius said in a mystic voice and began dragging James to his bed.

"So you're kidnapping him now?" Remus chuckled.

Sirius looked at James who was currently stating how Lily's hair bounced. "Nah… He seems to be willing and if you have a better idea on removing him from that wall just let me know"

When they were already near the bed, "You can walk by yourself now I mean ever heard of 'The South Beach Diet?'" Sirius said and he jumped on his bed.

"Okay…" James said and since he still has a bucket on his head he began walking in circles until he hit a bedpost.

"Ouch!" James cried as the bucket split in two. "Who put this bucket in on my head?" he demanded.

"Just think of Lily…" Remus said slowly.

"Oh Yeah… In Transfiguration-"

"Roll Call!" Remus called.

"Duke Padfoot?"

"Present"

"Juggler Wormtail?"

"Present"

"Prince Prongs?"

"Lily"

"Okay, Now that, that's settled… Duke Padfoot what do you wish to discuss?"

"I wish to discuss my prank in the Prank Tournament"

"What's your codename?" Peter asked.

"It is 'The No.1 Marauder"

"Hey I disagree with that!" James yelled breaking from his trance.

"Oh please, every one knows that you're The Master Marauder even though I think the Marauder twit would be appropriate, Moony's The Marauder Genius and Wormtail is The Littlest Marauder"

"Okay enough of that well according to Frank we have to make one individual prank and a house prank, what are you planning on doing first?"

"Well I wish to do my individual prank on Snape and I will prank the whole of Slytherin"

"Okay, is that all?"

"No! Wait! I wish to ask for your help to recruit allies so I can win the bet" James announced.

"What are you suggesting?"

"We ask Alexa Deux for help…"

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Wow… I'm so sorry if that was very short… there was supposed to be more but my brother kept hogging the computer but I do hope you like it and I kind of edited Chapter 10 so please read it AGAIN… I just added some stuff and please keep those reviews coming… It really helps in making the story knowing that someone likes it anyway the rating system is back!

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