A/N: Sorry it's been so long.

Someone asked me this, and I realized that people might not get this story. The reason why all these months have gone by in four chapters is because the whole story goes through four or five years of Lizzie's life, and if I went any slower, than it would be too much for me. The story is rated T because in later chapters the story gets sort of...dark I guess? Well, you'll see if you stick around long enough.

This is just a pointless chapter. The last bit is mainly some crap about how Lizzie is such a ditz.

December 22nd

Omigosh. So yesterday when I went to the doctor's she said I am so close to becoming anorexic. I was so damn scared that when I got back to the hotel in Hollywood, I ordered this huge platter of food from room service, then ate it all. Then I had Joaquin, my bodyguard, order a large pizza with everything on it (except anchovies) from some pizza place. I ate pretty much the whole thing.

Man, I feel so awesome now. I fired Tom, my personal trainer. Someday, if I get fat, I'll just hire a new trainer.

Tomorrow I'm going to do more Christmas shopping. I can't wait for Christmas! I've been taking a couple weeks off because of the holidays. I'm going to be going back to singing on January 5th, where I'm going to appear on Good Morning America.

I haven't seen Gordo in forever. I miss him so much. One of the lows of being famous is no boyfriend time. Also, no best friend time. I haven't seen Miranda since Thanksgiving. I talked to her on the phone the other day. She told me about how she and Larry are doing. She told me about how her mom is pregnant, and about how she (Miranda) is helping out with baby shopping and everything.

I really wish I could be going to school, though. I like my tutor and all, but school is way funner. I was starting to like Miss Ungermeyer, too.

Omigosh! I totally forgot to mention where I'm going to be going in two weeks! ROME! I have not seen Isabella in AGES. The last time I talked to her was...July, I think? Huh. Time really flies by. I wonder what Paolo is up to. In July when I talked to Izzy (hehe, that's my nickname for her) she translated from some magazine she was reading that Paolo was working in some gelato shop in Venice.

I have to go now, I need to phone Gordo.

December 24th

I'm back at home! Yay!

I spent all day today at Gordo's house in Hillridge and we exchanged Christmas gifts, even though Gordo doesn't celebrate the holiday. He loved the silk boxers I bought him. He opened them and was all, "Uh, I don't know what to say," in a weirdish voice. Yay! I'm so happy. Gordo bought me a necklace. It must have cost him a lot. Awww. The worst part about it is that it's sort of ugly. Ugh! But still, it's sooooo sweet of Gordo. So then my limo picked me up (LIMO! dies) and drove me to my house in Beverly Hills. It took a couple of hours. I spent them watching reruns of Dawson's Creek on some drama channel on the TV. I totally cried,though, because it was the series finale. I used up a whole tissue box. I wonder if crying too much because of aTV show is some kind of emotional disorder? I need to do some research.

So now it is eleven thirty, and Santy Clause is coming soon. Hehe, just joking. I don't believe in Santa! I got online afew minutes ago and a few conversations. I printed them out and stapled them into this book. Here's my conversation with Miranda:

GordosGurl02: hey, M!i miss ya!

ILuvMexico: lizzie...haven't talked to you in a while. I miss you too!

GordosGurl02: omg omg a few days ago i bought THE cutest outfit at Chanel in NYC

ILuvMexico:You shop at Chanel now?

GordosGurl02: duh! it's where everyone goes!

ILuvMexico:oh,yes, sorry, my mind just went into some weird mode. I've just been so busy that I never got the chance to go to the closest Chanel store, which is, like, three hours away from Hillridge.

GordosGurl02: it's totally ok, Rand. So how's Larry?

ILuvMexico: He doesn't wear the same shirt everyday anymore. Plus his hair isn't greasy

GordosGurl02: omg? ur serious?1

ILuvMexico: yes.

GordosGurl02: do u and gordo still hang out cuz he's getting hotter and taller every time i see him

GordosGurl02: he's too hot 4 a freshman in high skool

ILuvMexico: We hang out a lot. We're still good friends.

GordosGurl: but isnt gordo such a QT!

ILuvMexico: If you say so. I mean, he's your boyfriend.

GordosGurl02: i bought him such a great xmas gift

ILuvMexico: What is it?

GordosGurl02: silk boxers!

GordosGurl02: he luvs them

ILuvMexico: um...okay? What did he get for you?

GordosGurl02: he bought me this ugly necklace

GordosGurl02: I pretended i liked it. just don't say anything to himcuz it would probly xpensive

ILuvMexico: No offense Lizzie, but I think that's kind of shallow of you. I don't want to be rude, but he spent all of his money on a necklace, and then you say it's ugly. That's pretty mean.

GordosGurl02: geez mir! wats ur prob? u totally changed since last yr

ILuvMexico: I haven't changed a bit. I think fame has gone to your head, Liz.

ILuvMexico: I mean, you bought him UNDERWEAR! You don't buy your boyfriend, not to mention your boyfriend that's your BEST FRIEND underwear!

GordosGurl02: watever, randa. u r so immature. gordo luvs the boxers i got him and thats that. just cuz i'm famous now doesnt mean i'm stupid. lyke bye!

Then I blocked her. What's Miranda's problem? She practically HATES me now. Okay, then after that I had a conversation with none other than my teddy bear, Gordo:

GordosGurl02: hey baby

LizziesTeddyBear: Hi, Lizzie. What's up since I last saw you?

GordosGurl02: u r using the screename I made for u: )

LizziesTeddyBear: Uh, yes I am.

GordosGurl02: i miss u

LizziesTeddyBear: I miss you, too.

GordosGurl02: wat r u doin 4 new yrs?

LizziesTeddyBear: Whatever you're doing.

GordosGurl02: I'm goin to a party in BH.

LizziesTeddyBear: I can get a ride down to your house and we can go together.

GordosGurl02: coolness! g2g i'm really tired

LizziesTeddyBear: bye

So then I signed off and gave myself a pedicure. I have to go now, it's bed time.

December 25th

It's Christmas! I got so many things. Clothes, makeup, jewellery, clothes, perfume, a CREDIT CARD, CLOTHES, and...an iPod! It's pink. Yay.

December 31st

Haven't written in forever. Tonight Gordo and I are going to a New Year's Party downtown. Must go get ready!

January 1st, 3 P.M.

Omigod. The party was THE BEST. It's SO hard to believe it's already 2005. Like, wow. Time has gone by so fast. It feels like just yesterday I was in Rome.

When Gordo showed up, I snuck out of the house because I was wearing a really tiny outfit. Like, a halter top and a mini skirt. But hey, I was wearing boots, and I also had on this shawl, so it's not like I was looking really slutty.

On the way to the party, Gordo and I made out in the car the whole drive. Joquin turned on some Aerosmithwhich got me upset, so I pulled away from Gordo and turned out my cd. So Gordo and I were kissing while listening to Do You Want Me?.

When we got there, we dodged the photographers and reporters and managed to get inside. I saw some hot looking guys and Gordo and I danced around to Usher's Yeah. About five songs later, we went to get something to drink. I got a Coke, and Gordo got some...I can't remember. Anyway, after we had a drink I had to go to the washroom but found a threesome going on in the Jaccuzzi. Oops.

So I skipped the bathroom part, then I signed a couple autographs for people. Then a slow song came on and Gordo and I danced. It was, like, ten thirty. I can't remember what happened after that because I must of fallen asleep. I wouldn't wake up. I guess I was REALLY tired. Being a popstar is very tiring.

Gotta go.