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Will The Weird: I know you must all be furious and angry for me disappearing from the face of the earth, well this just took so long to finish but I have some guys to introduce to you, these people are found in my comic strip whom I still haven't published and is found in my drawer due to the fact that I'm still a 13 year old and not a very good one at that, lemme introduce you to my split personalities who is gonna help me today…
Will the Morbid Dark Child: ….
Will the Bouncing Mary Sunshine: Hello!
Will the Weird: also known as WMDC and WBMS, I'm sorry for not updating sooner but you see, Dysfunctional Brain+ Lazy ass Not Good…
WMDC: Gee, I wonder where you got the dysfunctional brain from. (Looks pointedly at WBMS)
WBMS: It's definitely not from me…
WMDC: Riiiiight…
Will the Weird: See what I have to deal with in my head? On with the fic!
Chapter 13- The Super Troopers and a Little Surprise
That same Thursday night, the name Marauderette spread through the whole Gryffindor house like wildfire. Many were amazed by her first prank and a few had been very angry with her. It started out when Lily bumped into James inside the Common Room (Remember the Info Box in the Chapter 12).
"Ugh… Leave me alone, Potter" Lily hissed and walked far away from James. James did not follow Lily but his eyes did and something snapped.
"Okay… Everybody, turn your heads this way," Frank Longbottom called out from the top of a coffee table. "You too, Potter"
"Nah… I can still hear you clearly this way-er-go on, go on" was James weird reply.
"Okay, as you may have all known a prank has occurred just this morning" Frank stated.
"There was?" a number of the students called.
"Yes, it involved Snape wearing a safety helmet and was tied to a rampaging toilet," Frank paused for the Oooh's and Ahhhh's to enter and continued "That's not all, by some coincidence my sources tells me that the toilet was charmed to chase 4 people whom we all know as James Potter (looks of horror from The James Potter Fan Club), Remus Lupin (gasp from audience), Peter Pettigrew (silence), and Sirius Black"
"That's a lie! That's a lie! Why you no good-" And Sirius was bounded by the body binding charm
"Am I safe from physical harm?" Frank asked.
"Yep" Remus replied.
"Moving on… Now from my trusted sources this prankster calls himself or rather herself, The Marauderette, so to whoever you are I'm giving you 50 points for your prank, goodnight everyone"
At that he left the common room buzzing with gossip about this new prankster.
"Well whoever this is you're going to have a hard time beating her, Padfoot, Padfoot? For goodness sake why are you lying on the floor?" Remus asked.
Sirius, unable to reply sent a glare instead.
"Er-Remus you petrified him earlier," Peter said helpfully.
"Oh Yeah, Finite" and at that Sirius bounced on a chair.
"Do you know what this means?" He asked in a military voice.
"No"
"Well I'll tell you what it means," Sirius said while suspiciously looking around. "It means someone is plotting to PULL US DOWN" He added a bit of force on the latter.
Remus and Peter exchanged raised brows while Sirius was busy muttering profanities.
"Who exactly are we talking about?" Remus asked.
"WHO ELSE BUT THAT WRETCHED NEW PRANKSTER!" Sirius bellowed causing the rest to yelp.
"Well Sirius, she does have a right to prank whomever and whenever she pleases" Remus said fairly.
"Remus! She calls herself The Marauderette and she pranked Snape and that means she wants to prank Slytherins and no one else but US and the kid that thinks he's a monkey and lives in the cupboard in the 5th floor PRANKS the Slytherins especially Snape as stated by the Gryffindor Code of Laws! SHE WANTS TO BRING US DOWN AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (Peter immediately hid a jar of play-do he was attempting to play with) I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I WILL NOT STAND HERE AND PLAY WITH A JAR OF CLAY WHILE SOMEONE PLOTS TO BRING US DOWN ESPECIALLY SINCE THAT PERSON IS A GIRL!" applause and tears from the Sirius Black Fan Club "Are you with me?"
Silence
Glare from Sirius.
"Yeah, Of Course" Peter replied quickly.
"First of all, there are no laws like that and whatever but just to shut you up" Remus muttered. Then the three of them looked at James expectantly whose head was currently in an odd angle.
"PRONGS, First you don't help us then you go all moony ("Hey what's wrong with moony?") And now you're not even pretending to listen! What happened this time?" Sirius said exasperatedly.
"Oh No… I think I know that look," Peter said nervously.
"You do? What is it?" Remus asked.
"Girl Watcher's Stiff Neck!" Peter announced.
"This is not Girl Watcher's stiff neck, this is a-er- new posture I'm trying out in case of a photo emergency" James said defensively.
"Riiiight… And Peter's going to be Minister for Magic and Moony's going to stop alphabetizing his books and join a nudist colony," Sirius announced.
"Hey!"
"Does this hurt?" Remus asked and pulled James's neck correctly but James shrieked so loud that it caused confusion inside the Common Room and the rest of the students began yelling and screaming and well, running.
Sirius began jumping on the armchairs and yelling like Tarzan while Peter sang a version of the theme song of the movie 'George of The Jungle' only it goes more like,
"Sirius, Sirius, Sirius of the armchairs! Watch out for that chair" But like the movie Sirius never listened and ended up having his face squashed by the oh-so-comfy armchairs.
James was another story, while he was screaming in anguish our favorite red head bumped into him, in the process curing his stiff neck.
"I'M HEALED!" James cried and without thinking kissed Lily flat on the lips. (Am I hearing whistles and Applause or am I mistaken?)
The kiss lasted for only 2 seconds but to Lily it was the best 2 seconds of her life although she'd never say that aloud, the sweet and pleasant warmness that tingled her lips and touched the depths of her soul and the jolt of electricity from the touch that claimed her mind. But her heart was not yet owned, so out of instinct shoved James away. But before that she went into 3 stages of shock.
Well…Shock
Omigod! What the bloody hell is Potter doing?
Then, Delight
Hey, it's not that bad
And Lastly, Pride
What the? This is Potter! No way am I making out with him…
"Ugh… Stay away from me Potter" Lily said harshly and stomped away. Unknown to the stunned people Lily was having a hard time to keep a straight face and when finally in the safety of her bed let out a face wide grin and a muffled squeal.
Back in the Common Room
People kept looking back at the Girls Staircase then at James then at the placard Sirius and Remus were holding.
"Well I thought it was pretty nice," James finally said.
Sirius and Remus raised their brows.
"Okay so I did have a stiff neck but not a Girl Watcher's Stiff Neck," James admitted.
The rest gave him a look.
"Well Sirius we're too late" Remus said stuffing his placard inside his book bag.
"Yep but not for this one" Sirius grinned and showed James a sign saying, 'Jump for Joy'.
"YEAH," James pumped his fists in the air and exclaimed, "YAHOOO! WHOOPPEEE! HAPPY! SHALALALA! IT'S SO NICE TO BE HAPPY! SHALALALA! C'MON JOIN ME SIRIUS!" Then Sirius let out a dog-like bark and he and James began jumping on the armchairs while James rejoiced and Sirius yelled like Tarzan, Peter joined in and began singing Sirius, Sirius, Sirius of the armchairs! Watch out for that chair, Then it would be followed by an "OOF". Remus followed suit and began throwing them pillows.
Lily returned downstairs due to her forgotten books and bumped into the still rejoicing James while he was in the middle of his victory dance.
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It was Friday morning in the Great Hall and the marauders were in high spirits well, three of the marauders-Sirius seems to be missing.
"Where's Sirius?" James asked while swiping Peter's brownie.
"Hey!"
"Well he said he had something to do" Remus replied when all of a sudden something exploded in the Slytherin table and after the smoke was settled a Pink haired Snape with a very muggle-ish 70's attire and an outrageous pink wig appeared and he appeared to be getting something off his pants CoughCockroach ClusterCough when all of a sudden his face turned red and he began singing 'Play That Funky Music' by Vanilla Ice complete with Dance moves and head banging.
He then jumped on the table and well began dancing to an outraged Lucius Malfoy and very amused Slytherins. He was in the last part of the song….
Lay Down and Boogie and play that funky music till' you die!
Complete with the dramatic kneeling and explosive fireworks and it turns out the fireworks spelled, "Brought to you by the No.1 Marauder".
"He's gone mental!" Lucius exclaimed and the Slytherins began dragging the still very 70-ish Snape at the same time body binding him to prevent him from singing a song by MC Hammer.
By that time the Marauders were already rolling in laughter.
"Sirius has definitely outdone himself this time" James laughed.
When all of a sudden, "Potter! Lupin! Pettigrew! Black!"
"Uh Oh…" Remus muttered.
"Leave this to me," James muttered and faced McGonagall with a charming smile. "Don't woryy Professor we'll be off to class"
"Stop-"
"Don't worry we'll keep out of trouble"
"But-"
"Thanks for your concern but we must leave- wouldn't want to be late for History of Magic!"
"Yes, we wouldn't want that!"
Then they were off leaving a very stunned McGonagall.
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"Prongs! Moony!" a very happy Sirius sang as the others were heading to History of Magic.
"Well there you are," James said. "What did you do to Snape?"
"I'm afraid I'm much to modest to claim that I was the one who slipped the 'Portable 70's attire pill' and the 'Sing a Muggle tune tablet' in his meal and had charmed the Cockroach Cluster in his pants and planted the fireworks to create the best prank Hogwarts has ever seen for a very long time" Sirius said quickly.
"Modest?"
"Anyway, look at what I got!" Sirius exclaimed showing them a pile of robes.
"What-is-this?" James said while wrinkling his nose.
"This is the official uniform of the Super Troopers, as you can see it is made of black leather and is complete with a hood and a Super Trooper badge." Sirius said proudly. The badge was made of wood and was shaped like a shield and had a large ST in the middle written by…
"Quill? When exactly did you make this?" James asked.
"Oh… 2 minutes ago…" Sirius replied.
And written in the sides of the shield shaped wood was 'To search for threatening pranksters'
"What is this?" Remus asked pointing to the line.
"Oh that's our motto!" Sirius replied happily.
"And since when did we agree to join this-club?" Remus asked.
"Oh you don't have a choice," Sirius replied simply.
"He got us there," Peter said.
"Exactly, the Super Troopers is an exclusive club formed by Hogwarts best troublemakers and sole purpose is to search for threatening pranksters and dispose of them the best way we can," Sirius said quickly "So do you want to hear the group anthem?"
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Will the Weird: Thank God it's done! Pls. Review! Now I may have to thank some reviewers…
WMDC: Does it look like I want to thank someone?
Will the Weird: Do I look like I'm in the mood for someone with her period?
WMDC: For your info. It was last week and I was nice as nice as I can be
Will The Weird: Which is not saying much WBMS you go do it for her
WBMS: Thanks to: Eimme, Fire Arrow, Auramistealia, Pau-Pao, WriterMoony,Chrissy8887779999, butterfly-grl4, the-girl-named-kittie, Tikyah Ariel, tigerlily86... whew... that was tiring...
Will The Weird: I know nobody's asked me any questions but here are some questions I think you should have asked.
WBMS: I think your chapters should be longer, can you make it longer?
WMDC: I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!
WBMS: Will the next update be quicker?
WMDC: Depends on the amount of reviews… Mwahahahahaha….
WBMS: That wasn't very nice…
WMDC: I care?
WBMS: Fine, Will James win?
WMDC: Can't tell you, Will the Weird's threatening to destroy my CD's…
WBMS: How many chapters are left?
WMDC: I'm thinking until 20…
WBMS: Will there be a sequel?
WMDC: Depends on the reviews… mwahahahahahaha…
WBMS: Are we still on the next update?
Will the Weird: Okay guys that's enough, making me show you these guys is very rare, occurs when I'm very pleased with the amount of reviews so PLS REVIEW!
WBMS: Yeah I really want to come back!
Info: James bumped into Lily 5 times that day so….
Bump Countdown: 19 Bumps to go!
Next Chapter: The Super Trooper Escapades!