Broken Brooms

Harry is flying to Hogwarts.

Harry likes Hogwarts.

He flies to the ground and parks his broom.

He stands up and goes to walk.

But Harry trips over his broom.

He hits his head on a rock and goes into a coma.

He is in a coma two weeks before he dies.

Hermione is upset because she liked Harry.

Ron is upset because he wanted Harry's broom.

But now the broom is broken.

Draco is jumping for joy because he hated Harry.

He trips over Harry's broken broom.

He hits his head on the same rock Harry did and goes into a coma.

He is in a coma two weeks before he dies.

Hermione and Ginny get into a catfight because they both loved Draco. Now Ron is very, very upset because now the broom…is in pieces.