My Mind Plays Tricks on Me Sometimes…

A/n: This is like a screen play about me, and my friends, and Inuyasha,

Cough, anyways, This is my first fan-fiction….and umm mostly for my friends, but hey, if you wanna get involved with my life, you can be a person who spies on me, lolz, anyways, Soz…yeah….

Alley: Blae,

Rachel appears: AHHHHH WHAT IS THIS!

Alley: Oh….nothing… looks around the room evily

Rachel: Oh…is this like my place?

Alley: Maybe starts filing nails

Rachel: Oh crap, you won't kill me will you? becomes afraid I'm afraid, very afraid…..

Alley: Good, cause you should be…

Rachel: more people?

Alley: No duh! Now..first…lets just stream out some people here….

Shelby, Inuyasha, Kikyo, Kagome, Miroku, Shessomaro, Rin, Songo, Jaken, Naraku, Koga, Matt, Chris, Clay, Ben, Tidus, Billy Joe, Parker all appear, in the center of her room

Shelby: Wow, Alysia kewl room 

Alley: Awww, thanks, but remember, my names alley so shush puts finger to lips and shush's her

Inuyasha: Um, alley, you're a newer fan of my show right? Oh shit, why's Shessomaro here?

Alley: Cause………….

Shessomaro: umm…not another one of these…

Miroku: SONGO!

Songo: MIROKU!

Rachel: Yeah…ummm…

Jaken: Master shessomaro, where are we?

Shessomaro: Some where you should fear, be afraid, very afraid…

Jaken: oh…

Chris: Um, what is this place?

Alley: My room…..don't ask…

Matt: Shit, Damn, Fuck, Why another one of these?

Alley: Hey now…  fine, be that way :P

Parker: Dun dun dun…

Kikyo: Oh inuyasha its you!

Kagome: Back off…

Kikyo: NO

Kagome: Yesh…

Kikyo: No…

Kagome: Can you kill her? Or at least tape her mouth shut!

tape suddenly appears tightly wrapped around kikyo's mouth, arms and legs, she falls

Koga: Oh kagome, I love you…

Kagome: Heh, heh, umm… yeah laughs nervously

Ben: Um…

Shelby: Ben, wait I don't like you any more…I like billie joe, Greenday is the ruller of the world, greenday is in charge of everyone, but yeah, ben can go cause- Greenday, where was I?

Alley: rolls eyes eh…fine

Ben: Thank G- ben disappears

Clay: Umm…why am I hear? sits down on bed looking around nervously

Rachel: Alysia, how dare you 

Alley: ITS ALLEY  HMMPH

Rachel: Oh yeah sorry…

Alley: You shall pay for that… snaps fingers and suddenly Clay and rachel are hand cuffed together on both arms, and feet, and wastes, and have NO space between them

Rachel: growls under breath Bitttch

Clay: Err.. Umm… Umm.. :S

Alley: HA!

suddenly a bed appears beneath them

Inuyasha: Kagome… I like her story, they torture Rachel

Rachel: WATCH what you say..

Clay: Umm. Keep your mouth shut, your breath stinkx

Rachel: So? Wanna smell it again? blows in Clays face stubbournly Please let me go ALLEY, pwease Starts to cry

Alley: Five more minutes, I suppose…

Clay: Oh good..

Shelby: Greenday

Alley, Rachel, Clay, Inuyasha, Billie joe, Kagome, Kikyo, Koga, Miroku, And Shessomaro together: SHUT UP WITH GREENDAY!

Shelby: Hmph.

Alley: Oky… wellz, Kikyo, I believe Rachel hates you…and I do to…but to Shelby you're her idol, and Inuyasha, cough won't come near you here cough

Kikyo: What!

Alley: You heard me…. Puts barrio between kikyo and Inuyasha I'm evil, I am going to do this a lot… oh, ummm it has been five minutes….i guess I'll let you go….. Undoes handcuffs and takes away bed making Rachel AND clay fall on the floor, suddenly

Rachel: YAY, now, I gotta go, I can't Achoo breath Achoo Damn allergies…

Shessomaru: me to…Mr. Half breed is still in here, I don't want to be around him.

Inuyasha: HEY you wanna fight me Shessomaru! I can take you any day come on lets go pulls out sword

Alley: Down dog

sword disappears

Rachel: snickers silently to her self

Inuyasha: GrRrRrRrRrRrRr

Kagome: Sit!

Inuyasha: bam KAGOME!

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Kagome!

Kagome: Inuyasha!

a zipper takes place of there mouths

Alley: Okay…enough for today…. :P

A/n…I know awkward, but that's the best I can do so far, I'll keep adding chapters, if I know how 