A/N: Sorry for a later update than usual…had to go looking for my prom dress ( I got one, but still can't find matching shoes/handbag :D)…but I probably won't be able to update as frequently as before because Spring Break's over and my school starts again :'(..Well, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
It All Started with a Game
"Okay, enough of this nonsense teasing me and Koenma," Botan interrupted everyone. "I'm going to ask Keiko."
"Yes? I pick truth," Keiko replied without fear.
"Yay, go, Keiko-chan!" Yukina commented cheerfully.
"Okay, Keiko, get ready for my question!" Botan rubbed her hands together mischievously. "Do you think any of the guys here is better-looking than your boyfriend, Yusuke?"
"W-What kind of question is that?"
"Come onnn, Keiko. That's a very common truth or dare question," Kuwabara commented.
Keiko gave a brief glance over at Yusuke. "I will answer truthfully. I think Hiei and Koenma are quite good-looking people."
"WHAATTT!" Yusuke suddenly shouted. "Do you reeeeally think those two idiots are better looking than me!"
"Of course," Hiei smirked.
"Yes, absolutely," Koenma fashionably flipped his cape behind him and posed.
Everyone sweatdropped. Yukina giggled.
"KEIKO! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT AS GOOD LOOKING AS THEM!" Yusuke directed the question at his girlfriend.
"Hey! I was only telling you the truth! Don't get so heated up over it, Yusuke."
"How can I NOT get heated up? My own girlfriend thinks I'm not attractive," Yusuke huffed, crossing his arms.
"Calm down, she didn't exactly say that she didn't find you attractive. She just said she thought Hiei and Kurama were more attractive that you are," Kurama calmly explained.
"That's EXACTLY what I meant!" Yusuke heatedly replied.
"WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE SO STUBBORN! I WAS JUST SAYING WHAT I THOUGHT!" Keiko screamed in Yusuke's face.
"YOU'RE ANNOYING!"
"YOU'RE HOPELESS!"
"IDIOT!"
"THAT'S YOU!"
"SHUT-"
"May I interrupt this fight?" Kurama suddenly tapped Keiko's shoulder.
"What?" she asked. "I'm in a fight here."
Kurama coughed a little. "I want to know WHY I wasn't included in the list of names of the guys you think are better looking than Yusuke."
"Because you aren't," Keiko replied simply, confused at why Kurama had brought up this question.
"WHAT! NO WAAAAAY, KEIKO!" Botan suddenly blurted out. "If you think Yusuke is more good-lookin' than Kurama, you've got a VERY weird, twisted sense of style!"
"Whew, it's a relief I'm still attractive to girls," Kurama calmed down a little.
However, it was now Koenma who got riled up.
"BOTAN! Don't tell me you think Kurama is more attractive than I am!" Koenma looked at his girlfriend with a shocked and horrified expression on his face.
"Ehh…ehh.." Botan looked back at her boyfriend sheepishly. "M-Maybe but…"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, PEOPLE. STOP IT RIGHT THERE."
Every slowly turned to the source of the voice. The person who had spoken was standing in the middle of the circle, his hands on his hips. He was giving everyone a death glare.
"WHY, MAY I ASK, WAS MY NAME NEVER MENTIONED WHEN CONCERNING THE TOPIC OF 'GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE!" Kuwabara, the source of the voice, demanded.
Everyone froze. No one knew what to say.
"Idiot. You should know why your name wasn't mentioned," Hiei interrupted the sudden silence with another one of his merciless smirks.
"YOU…I'M GONNA KILL YOU-" Kuwabara growled and readied himself in fighting stance.
Hiei, although standing still, was also preparing himself, ready to fight the redhead if needed. Just about when both of the people were going to pounce on each other, Keiko came in between then and pushed them apart with a super annoyed expression on her face.
"LOOK, guys. Why don't we just end this topic discussion right here? It's annoying everyone…urmm….except Yukina, that is…anyway, everyone has different tastes, right? So let's just end it here," she said. "And now, since it is officially my turn…" Keiko pushed the two people she had just stopped to sit down. "I choose Kuwabara to be my next victim."
"I agree. Let's just end this topic," Yukina said.
"Truth," Kuwabara replied a bit sulkily.
"What, Kuwabara, and please answer truthfully," Keiko paused and fixed a steady look in Kuwabara's eyes. "What, did you do last night with Yusuke?"
Both Yusuke and Kuwabara immediately turned pale. Kurama and Hiei began to seem a little more jumpy than usual, but that may have been a trick with the lights. Yukina wondrously looked around the circle at everyone's faces.
"ANSWER ME!" Keiko demanded.
"Iwasoutdrinkingwithhiminthisnewclubthathadjustopened," Kuwabara blurted out super fast, closing his eyes lest Keiko would hurt him.
Keiko pulled on both Yusuke's and Kuwabara's ears, causing them to stand up with her.
"Is this true, Yusuke?" she asked, her terrifying voice echoing in the room.
In the background, Kurama and Hiei were both giving quiet sighs of relief. In truth, they had also been in the club with Yusuke and Kuwabara. Yukina curiously looked back and forth between Kurama's and Hiei's faces and wondered what the relieved sighs were all about.
"Y-Yes, it's true, Keiko," Yusuke said in pain because of his pulled ear. "Now will you please let go of my ear?"
"Sure, sure. AS SOON AS I GET DONE WITH YOU!"
Keiko slapped, kicked, punched, and pulled like there was no tomorrow. Kurama's face got a little paler. That could've been my fate if I was discovered, he thought.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO TO STOP DRINKING!" Keiko screamed.
"We're sorry, Keiko, we won't do it again!" Yusuke begged.
"Y-Yea!" Kuwabara looked close to tears.
After about five more minutes of Keiko's deadly punishment, she released the boys, causing them to fall hopelessly onto the ground.
"I hope this teaches you," she remarked.
"Yes, Keiko-sama" they said in unison.
"Good," Keiko replied, sitting down herself. "Now, Kuwabara, continue with the game. It's your turn."
"Y-Yes ma'am," he replied, he hand rubbing his sore cheek where Keiko had slapped him before.
A/N: Sorry it was a little short, I have piano lessons next. :S Reviews please. :D