A/n: This is what happens when I have been awake for way too long and have just spent an excruciatingly long amount of time reading some fics any their reviews, if only because silly drama makes me giggle when I'm sleep deprived and avoiding homework. So, in order to keep with this trend, I am going to write something that will make me giggle because I'm screwed up that way.

I am going to write a romance fic.

And not only that, but one with OC Mary Sues.

That's right. Sues. More than one. And perhaps a Frank for Gaz.

Lets see how this goes, shall we?

DISCALIMER: I don't own IZ. I do own, however, "Invader" Yoy and Alessa. Oh, and a headache. I own that, as well.

A Sue For Each.

PART ONE: Setting the stage.

IRKEN MASSIVE….0618 SIT….41.34.55567

"Invader Yoy!"

"I told you that this was a bad idea. It's early in the morning; she's not going to have finished her rejuvenation cycle, yet."

"Oh, come on, Purple, it will be fun. The computer can interrupt her cycle for 'important' business. Invader Yoy! This is your Tallest speaking. Attention, soldier!"

Yoy groggily came out of her rejuvenation cycle and stared at the screen that had lowered in front of her hibernation pod. She rubbed at one iridescent eye, trying to make sense out of the blurred shapes in front of her.

"Wha…what time is it?" she murmured.

"Time for you to come to attention, soldier!" Red answered, sharply, from the screen. His eyes narrowed at the small Irken before him. Yoy jumped, startled, her mind finally fully realizing what was going on, and jerked her hand to her forehead quickly in a salute.

"Sir! I apologize, my Tallest. I was in the middle of my rejuvenation cycle. Something must have malfunctioned, I didn't mean to sleep so—"

"There is nothing wrong with your equipment, Yoy, we woke you up."

Yoy was surprised, to say the least, but kept her expression neutral at this revelation, "You, my Tallest?"

"Yes. We have a mission for you. Something of great importance." Red turned to his companion on the screen, indicating with an eyebrow that he wanted Purple to take over the narration.

The violet eyed Irken scowled, but obediently cleared his throat and continued, "You see, Yoy, we have decided to give you a Special Assignment."

"Sir?"

"This assignment is so special that it has only been given to one Invader besides yourself." Red could be seen snickering behind one claw like hand, and Purple elbowed him in the side with apparent irritation. He continued, however, undaunted, "You are going to be sent to Earth. It is roughly a six month journey from here, so be sure to provide yourself with the necessary provisions. You will be given a SIR unit for your mission. This is Top Secret classification, soldier. You will leave immediately. Speak to no one about this mission. That is an order."

"No offence meant, my Tallest," Yoy ventured, "but…what exactly is that mission?"

Matching eerie grins formed on the Tallests' faces. "Your mission, Soldier, is to get rid of the 'Invader' that we sent to that planet 5 years ago." Purple stated. He looked over at his red eyed companion, wordlessly stating that he should continue.

"Invader Yoy, your mission is to…kill Zim."

oooIIIooo

EARTH……3:14AM EST….May 14th, 2005

Far away, on a distant blue marble that we call Earth, a lone girl lay on the roof of her house, staring up at the sky. In her hand was a small portable satellite dish which was connected to a pair of oversized headphones. Her eyes had almost closed for the night, as she had been on the roof for quite a while by now, when suddenly she sat up, jerking the headphones from her ears. She looked around, frantically, jerking her head from side to side, looking for something, anything, that could have interfered with the radio signals and made it so that she just heard the transmission that she both hoped and feared she had.

Seeing nothing, she jumped to her feet, clutching her headphones and satellite to her chest, and ran to the side of the roof, jumping off once she got there. She landed easily, rolling herself into a ball before she actually hit the ground. She ran into the house, the screen door banging shut behind her, and was at once overcome by the immense silence and solitude, which was all her house provided. Immediately her face fell, and she sighed, placed her equipment on the dining room table as she passed, and trudged up the stairs to her room.

oooOOOooo

A/n: So this is going to be harder than I thought. I'm ending the chapter here, even though it's pretty short and had yet to get to anything vaguely Mary Sue-like, but if I keep these things short I can put them up, faster. More than likely, after I post this, I'm gonna keep writing, so there will prolly be another update, soon.

But really…deliberately doing something that I dislike is going to be hard. But then, I've always liked a challenge. Fear not, tho, Faithful readers, the way I see it, in spite of the fact that this is supposed to be nothing but fluffy romance and goo (yes, GOO), I have an actual idea for a PLOT, so, it might be more interesting than I originally thought.

R and R, please.

j