Another plotless, pointless fic. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be. If you sued me all you would get is a the twelve dollars my mom owes me at the moment.

Warning: Slash. Don't like it, don't read it, don't flame. Do like it, do read it, do review.


"Moony!" Sirius shouted from the doorway to the bathroom, naked and dripping wet, "You took all the hot water, didn't you?"

"No, I didn't, it must have been James or Peter," Remus said, not looking up from his book.

"You took the longest shower, though!" He said, walking towards Remus's bed.

"Yeah, but I didn't take all the hot water," Remus said, "And please, put some clothes on."

"Then who did?" Sirius asked, half-heartedly glanced around for clothes, and sitting down on the bed.

"James or Peter," Remus said, rolling his eyes, "I already said that. And I also told you to get dressed."

"Yeah, but how do you know it wasn't you? It couldn't have been Peter, anyway, he didn't take one. And I don't know where my underwear is!"

"Because," Remus replied, pulled out his wand and said, "Accio black and red boxers." The boxers ran into Sirius's head.
He made a noise of indignation, smoothed out his hair and put them on. Remus still hadn't looked up from his book.

"Because why? How do you know you didn't take all the hot water?"

"Because I took a cold shower, ok?" Remus snapped, glaring down at the book.

"Why?"

"Because you have to look so bloody hot all the time!" he hissed, shoving his book away from him, and getting up to leave the room. Sirius grabbed his wrist.

"If you're about to ask another bloody question I will hex you," Remus snapped, trying to pull his arm free.

"You think I'm hot?"

"What did I just say about questions?" Remus asked, looking down at the floor.

"Sorry... Well, you do, don't you?"

"That's not all... I've fancied you for a year. Now can I have my arm back?"

"No," Sirius said, and placed his other hand under Remus's chin, making him look up, "Because if I did, you would run off. And if you ran off... I wouldn't get a chance to do this..." Sirius leaned forward, and pressed his lips against Remus's. Just as they started to deepen the kiss, however, someone started shouting as they opened the door.

"Hey, come on, you guys are gonna miss breakfast!" James shouted, as Sirius and Remus jumped apart.

"James, you took all the hot water, didn't you?" Sirius accused.

"No I didn't, I took a quick shower because I was hungry," James said. Sirius blinked a couple times.

"Then where did all the hot water go?" He asked.

"Sirius," Remus said, "How long were you in there before the water started getting cold?"

"Er"


R&R, constructive critisisum welcome!

Oh, and I really am trying to write the next chapter of Rumors and Truth or Dare, and the unnamed one, (It actually has a name by now, but I won't let myself put the name up until I update the fic, for some reason), but I havn't been able to write much at all in the last couple weeks. And the little bit I did write was on a new fanfic.
Could someone send me a longer attention span? I'm sure everyone would appretiate it. Thanks.