Lulu is meeting Tidus in the Farplane to see how life working out. Stupidly Tidus upsets Lulu after her 12 years of freedom by slicing her child.

Short but sweet. Not too close to the surface on language. Tidus and Lulu are beginning to get stupid in their old age, tell us what you think of it. Don't be too harsh on the reviews!

Tidus – So! What's happened in your life?

Lulu – What's gone on in yours?

Tidus – hey! I asked you first!

Lulu – haven't changed a bit have you?

Tidus - (ignores Lulu) How about Yuna?

Lulu – Well went marching round in hot pants and guns! Abandoned the skirt and ribbons.

Tidus – Hot pants eh? I like the sound of that! And Rikku?

Lulu – er...went with Yuna. Even if I WAS the prettiest, it was a younger female adventure. Stupid cows...

Tidus – I smell a hint of jealousy! What ever happened to Kimahri? Did he ever sort out his bad breath problem?

Lulu – we sent him to pretty kitty home.

Tidus – Okay. What about you and Wakka? I heard from the old geezer that you two got married!

Lulu – well he always did have a thing for me.

Tidus – married...

Lulu – decided he'd finish the wedding with a Blitzball shot. Yeah...

Tidus – married...

Lulu – hit my dad on the nose, he hates that pathetic Blitzball player as it is!

Tidus – married...

Lulu – WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Tidus – okay mole face, chill!

Lulu – It's a beauty spot, you moron.

Tidus – It's still an impurity! Anyway, how is it a beauty spot? It doesn't exactly make you look beautiful...

Lulu – take that back! Or I'll tell Wakka a certain idiot needs beating up!

Tidus – Wakka, beat me up! You're kidding me. I inherited Jechts fighting Spirit. Besides Wakka couldn't beat his way out of a wet piece of toilet tissue!

(A small child peeps behind Lulu)

Tidus – Man...Is that yours?

Lulu – and Wakka's.

Tidus - Hey I thought Wakka was gay?

Lulu – Well...yeah...um

Tidus – hold up, you're telling me that Wakka thinks you're a man?

Lulu - (blushing )Yeah...but don't tell him I'm not.

Tidus – how can you prove that?

Lulu – I've had Children you moron. How many men do you know that have had kids?

Tidus - (begins to count fingers, gets to eight and blinks) none

Lulu – do you think guys are supposed to have children? Come on now (sarcastically) I know this is difficult. But think hard

Tidus -( screws up face) Ah...damn it! I knew I shouldn'ta been chatting up that cute girl in my 8th year,...hmmmmm

Lulu – Anyway, how are your battle skills? Did you eventually get the sun sigil? What did that Chocobo trainer say when you thrashed her in the race under 0 seconds?

Tidus – NO!

Lulu – hmmmm thought she might have

Tidus – eh? Oh,no. Men can't give birth. I just figured it out they need -

Lulu -( smacks herself in the face)

Tidus – well what are you're children?

Lulu - (sarcastically) well ones a Flame Flan and the others a Chimera.

Tidus - a Chimera? That things evil! KILL IT! (storms up to the child cowering behind Lulu) YOU! I knew it! That snake tail of yours and that flame in your left hand, I thought you were a bit tall for a 5 year old. WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE! (draws Excalibur sword and slashes child down the middle.) Hey! Where's my AP? And what happened to the battle music?

Lulu - (in tears)

Tidus – hmmmm actually, that Chimera didn't seem all that Chimera-ish really...It looked ...more ...like...that child ...of ...yours...um...haha. (fidgets)

Lulu – TIDUS! Damn this stupid farplane, I can't reach you. BUT I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY TIDUS!