ch.3 the crushinator
ok im sorry for not updating quick enough but i've been like super busy. i thank last chapters reviewers and the chapter b4 last chapters reviewers right now
to allmy special reviewers:
Ch.1 reviewers:
spotnmushlover246: ok i already answered you wardens question and i am so glad too that i used your idea
kiss-of-cuteness: I didn't want to be like everyone else and have the girl get sent to campgreenlake for shoplifting or killing someone. Thanks for the hint i'll soon get a beta reader.
BrItTsR: thanks for reviewing
ch.2 reviewers:
Nosilla: thanks for reviewing
DCHeesegirl: ok so in this chapter you have a right to sick an angry mob on me because its so late.
BrItTsR: WEll at first i thought of zigzag but then i thought about making ppl guess wrong so i put squid. I think this story is going to go far also
kiss-of-cuteness: Like i said to BrItTsR at first i thought about zig zag.
This chapter is nice and long for ya
I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock ringing in my ear. I opened my eyes and-
"Wait a minute I don't have an alarm clock." I said drowsily "My aunt must have put it there last night."
"Get up!" I heard my aunt yell from the other side of the door
"I'm already up." I yawned
"Excuse me?"
"Yes ma'am im getting up right now." I corrected myself
"Hurry and get dressed. It's going to be a long day." She said then I heard her footstep get quieter with each step she took
"I'm so not a morning person."
I got dressed into a spaghetti straped t-shirt and a pair of capris. I walked out of my room and into the kitchen expecting to find pankakes or waffles sitting on the table and waiting for me to eat them. But instead allI saw were tortillas and a bowl of honney. And on the counter there were those delicous pancakes. They were practically telling me to scoop them up and eat them. They were saying, Nikki, Nikki come closer and eat us. We taste so delicous. MMMMM yummy.
"Nikki, you don't get the pancakes. You get the tortillas dipped in honney." My aunt said
"Huh? Ohh sorry Aunt lou I was just in my own little world." I appologized
"Well hurry up cause the campers are about to leave in like 5 minutes."
"Thanks for breakfast."I said grabbing a tortilla not bothering to dip it in the honney and rushing out of the cabin.
"Hey look who decided to wake up with us." Squid said
"I have to dig with you guys once a week." I said
"Magnet go get the girl a shovel." X-ray commanded
"Aye aye capiton." Magnet said running to the "library".
"So are you ready to dig?" Caveman asked
"I guess so." I sighed then grabbed my shovel from Magnet
"LET'S GO DIG BOYS!!" Dr.Pendenski yelled
"EH HEM!!" I coughed out loud
"And girl." He mumble to himself
" Gay fag." I coughed
"What was that nikki?" Pendenski asked
"Nothing, its just all this dirt." I lied
"Well you better get used to it. Expecially if your out here for the rest of the summer." He said. As he turned around I heard him mumble something under his breath
"Excuse me? What did you just say when you turned around?" I asked
"Nothing." He said looking at me
Next thing you here is me sneezing and then I looked up at Dr. Pendenski. Or should I say down.
"Sorry i'm allergic to bullshit." I said then walked past him. As I was walking I heard d-tent go uwwww you just got told. I just laughed and followed the rest of the campers.
"Nikki, hey Nikki wait up." I heard a guy yell. I turned to see Zig Zag running torwards me
"Whatsup Zig?" I asked
"I thought you were awesome back there. All the guys look up to you now." He said
"D-tent this way." Dr. Pendenski yelled pointing to about 20 Feet. infront of him
"What a loser." I laughed
"Ya but we have gotten used to it. He's not Dr. Pendenski to us. He's mom."
"Mom? Why do you call him mom?"
"I dunno I just got it from the other D-tenters ask x-ray. He might tell you."
"Ricky, you will dig here and Nikki you will dig next to him." (A/N:im gonna start calling Pendenski, mom now because i'm to lazy to write out p-e-n-d-e-n-s-k-i lol)
I punched my shovel into the ground and it was like digging into solid concrete. I looked over at Zig Zag who looked at me and smiled.
"Hey Zig canI see your water canteen for a second?" I asked
"Sure, Here you go." He said handing me his canteen
I took of the lid and poured abuut aquarter of it on the ground. Zig heard the water hitting the ground and looked at me and smiled like he was about to kill me.
"Why did you just pour some of my water on the ground?" He asked clenching his teeth
"So I could dig." I said trying again to at least get some dirt onto my shovel. SUCCESS!! It worked, he looked at me with wide eyes and just continued with his hole. It was about noon when I was more than halfay done with my hole. The lunch truck came and I stood in the back of the line.
"Hey Nikki come stand next to me." Zig yelled from the third spot in line. I joyfully walked over to where Zig Zag was standing and looked up at him. "Since you don't have a canteen today you wanna share mine?"
"Sure." I said
"Next, Hello Theodore." Mom said
"Man it's Armpit. I don't know no fool named Theodore."
"Well I don't know no fool named Armpit. Heres your water whoever you are. Next, hello Ricky hello Nikki." Mom greeted us "Ohh Nikki your aunt told me to give this lunch to you. Don't you go sharing it with any of the boys."
"Yes Sir!" I said saluting him. I winked at Zig and motioned him to follow me to my hole. We got to my hole and I sat on the edge and Zig sat next to me."So Ricky, what are you here for?"
"Well, I burned down- Hey the names Zig Zag." He said
"I was just joking. So what did you burn down?"
"Well I was at school and I found a lighter on the ground and at lunch my friend Justin had some hot cheetoes. I took a cheetoe and lit it on fire and put it in my mouth and told my ex-girlfriend stella to take a picture with her digital camera. So she did and then I took it out of my mouth and tried to blow out the fire but it wouldn't burn out. SoI threw it down on the ground, Which was carpet for some odd reason andI tried to stomp it out but it spread all over the carpet and it burned down the whole cafeteria. My girlfriend turned me in the next day, she had the evidence on her camera."
"But why would she do something like that?"
"Cause she thought I was cheating on her with the school slut."
"What a bitch. Jumping to conclusions."
"She had every right to believe that because I was always hanging out with Chelsie and not her."
"Chelsie is the school slut right?" I asked handing him my shiny apple and taking his bruised apple and throwing it
"Yep. So she got her revenge. Why did you take my apple and throw it?"
"Cause that one was all gross and so I handed you mine."
"No, I don't want it."
"This may seem a little weird but im allergic to-"
"Bullshit?" He asked interupting me
"That and the juices inside of the apple." I said
"Sucks for you. Your missing out on all the good yummy juces." He said taking a bite and teasing me "MMMMM this is sooooooo good."
"Shutup." I said taking his graham crackers and running.
"Where are you gonna go?" He asked "Theres no water for a hundred miles. and as Mr.Sir would say 'we have our own little oasis. If you wanna run away go ahead I wont stop you. Th'em buzzards will pick ya clean by the end of the third day' ." He said mimicking his voice
"You know I live just outside of this desert. If only somehow I could hotwire his car or my aunts car I could drive home and see all my friends."
"Why don't you try then?"
"I don't know how to hotwire a car."
"Well then screw that plan. Can't you steal her keys?"
"I don't know where she puts them. She probably sleeps with them."
"Get back to diggin." Mom yelled at us
We got back to digging and as the sun rose higher it got hotter and the harder it got to dig. I was almost done with my hole when I felt a sharp pain in my hands, I dropped my shovel and looked at all the blisters I had. I decided to play it tough and not let any of the guys see that I was about to cry. So I picked up my shovel and continued digging. After about 8 hours of digging I finally finished. I layed down my shovel and sat in my hole waiting for Zig Zag to find me and carry me back to camp.
"This chika is fast." I looked up and saw everyone surrounding me
"Man how did you learn to dig so fast?" Armpit asked
"I dunno." I replied
"Why don't you go back to camp if your done then?" Caveman asked
"I'm waiting for Zig Zag to finish."
"Awwww how sweet." The guys said
"She has a little crush on Ziggy." X-Ray said
"I do not have a crush on Zig Zag. Zig Zag is just a friend." I said getting up out of my hole grabbing my shovel and storming off torwards camp
"A crush, is that what they think it is? Well I can tell you know that it isn't.........wait it is a crush I was just flirting with him at lunch." I sighed I threw my shovel over by the library and went over to my aunts cabin and sat on the swing.
Thank you all for reading this chapter plz leave reviews and if anyone would like to my BETA i would really appretiate it. thnx and im sorry for the inconvienience it may have caused cause this chapter was delayed.
nicholesumpter
