Whoo! Thanks so much to my first two reviewers, Harada Risa, and Shale 101! I'll try my best to incorporate everything, but, you know, this might take a while!

Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal Alchemist. And to everyone else who had Ed turn into a girl, I don't own that idea, either.

It's an ordinary day at the office. Or so everyone thinks. Someone is hiding in the cleaning supplies closet with a flashlight, drawing what looks suspiciously like a transmutation circle. Shale frowns at the chalk circle on the floor.

"I think that's about right. Now if I can just add this-"

She's interrupted when the door opens. Ed is standing there, looking stunned.

"Ummm…why are you hiding in the closet?" He takes a step forward, cautiously. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize that he's stepped right into the transmutation circle.

"No! Don't-" There is a bright flash of light and Ed momentarily disappears. When he shows up again, it's not immediately obvious that something is wrong. It's not until he falls face-forward that he realizes that he has a problem. A major problem, to be exact. He's turned into…a girl.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" It's even worse when he realizes that he also screams like a girl. After that scream, about half the office is gathered around the closet, wondering what's just happened. The other half is hiding and hoping that whatever it is, it isn't coming after them.

"Brother, are you okay? What's going on?" A walking suit of armor comes in, with a worried expression on it's face (How does Al show expressions, anyway? He's metal, right?).

"Al! I've been turned into a GIRL! It's the end of the world!"

"It turns you into a girl? But…I was trying to summon something. It shouldn't have…" Shale goes back to staring at the transmutation circle, ignoring the crowd staring at her. Ed continues to scream hysterically while Al is trying to calm him down.

"There's no need to scream so much, you know." Hawkeye remarks, sighing. "Being a girl isn't that terrible."

"Yes it is! My life is ruined! RUINED!"

"Well, you'll just have to get used to it, you know. Until we can find someone to change you back." Hawkeye is a little irritated. She'd wanted a quiet day, for once….at least the Colonel wasn't here to make things worse. Speaking of the Colonel, though, where was he? It wasn't like him to leave without saying anything…

Hmmm…This one is short. But the next one might be longer. It kind of depends if I have enough time. I'll try to update this once a week, but it might take a little longer than that. Thanks again to my reviewers. Shale 101, I hoped you liked your part! Don't worry, you'll get more to do in the next chapter. And as to what you were trying to summon…I haven't the faintest idea yet.