Thanks once again to my reviewers! Just so you know, this is going to be really strange, and not even I know where this is going. In Ch. 1, in case if you didn't notice, something's happened to Colonel Mustang! Will he be all right? (Even though I said you guys would be writing this, I had to put that in. It was way too tempting.) So what's with him, anyway? Oh, and to Megami, did you mean Kagome? I'm not exactly sure what you mean. Sorry, but I'll try to put that in the next chapter. Umm…to everyone who's submitting ideas (I love you all!) please try to make them as clear as possible so I can figure out what you want. Okay, okay, enough blabbering! Here's the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal Alchemist or the ideas in this story. I don't even own this computer (sob, sob).

Most of the people in the office were standing around the supplies closet. This may have seemed rather odd to passers-by, but it wasn't when you considered what had just happened. The FullMetal Alchemist had been turned into a girl. Faced with this tragic news, he was proceeding to scream his head off like a baby. The others, including his brother, Alphonse, a walking suit of armor, were trying to figure out just exactly what to do. Shale, the one responsible for Ed's new…ah…form was still fiddling with the transmutation circle that had turned Ed into a girl. Ed was still screaming when a girl dressed in traditional Chinese clothes dropped down on top of Al.

"Ahh! What's going on?" Al reached up and tried to pick up the girl. She jumped off and smiled.

"Me Shampoo! Shampoo going to defeat strongest in this land! You," she pointed to Al. "look strong. So Shampoo fight you!" She dropped into a fighting pose, facing Al.

"What? But I…I don't want to fight you! I don't even know you!" By now, the rest of the crowd had backed off, unwilling to get involved in the fight. Shampoo charged at Al, who sidestepped out of her way. Ed, upset that he (well, actually, he's a she) was no longer the center of attention, began screaming even louder, something which really should not have been possible. Shampoo, annoyed, turned to look at him.

"Short one not bother Shampoo! Better stay out of Shampoo's way or short one get hurt!"

"Who are you calling so short that the ants step on him?"

Shampoo looked at Ed. "But you a girl." Which, of course, started Ed screaming again. Shampoo pulled out a long staff and proceeded to try and hit Ed to shut him up. She was raising the staff when Al picked her up.

"DON'T HURT MY BROTHER!" Shampoo wriggled out of his grip and said,

"You stronger than Shampoo. Shampoo leave know, but come back later." She then disappeared in a puff of smoke (how come when people mysteriously disappear, they usually do so in a puff of smoke?). Ed, who hadn't noticed Shampoo trying to kill him or her departure, was still screaming.

"We've really got to do something about that screaming, you know," Hughes said. "A lot of people are hiding under their desks right now. They think that it's a chimera or something coming to kill them."

Shale looked up. "I'm really sorry for turning him into a girl. I wasn't trying to or anything."

In the end, they took Shale in for some questioning, while Ed was gagged and locked in the break room with Al. Which restored peace. For now, at least.

There it is! Ch. 2 of Anything Goes is complete! I hope you guys like it! Don't forget to keep sending in your ideas! I'll try to update as soon as I can! Oh, and to any Gundam Seed fans out there, does Cpt. Murrue's former boyfriend (the Mobile Armor pilot, I think) have a name? I'd like to write a fanfic about that, but I haven't seen, like, the first thirty shows or something, so I would appreciate any help you could give me on all aspects of Gundam Seed. Thanks to my reviewers, Megami, Harada Risa, and Shale 101, who, as I hoped you noticed, has a part in this fanfics. Thanks also go to my reviewers for So Cold, my first posted Royai piece, az4ever and RW Grimm! Everyone's so nice to me! Thank you all so much!

If you read So Cold and liked it, I'll probably be posting some more Royai soon. I'm working on my response for the 100 themes challenge, and I've got some other random drabbles written. They're not very good, though. I'll try to post and update everything soon!