It seems that every time I update or write something I always thank, like ten million people. Mind you, I'm not complaining or anything. I love my reviewers! So thanks to Stephanie for the idea for this chapter. Thanks to Harada Risa for reviewing every time I update, and to Fantasy Freak (don't worry, I don't like RoyEd either), Megami, and Shale 101. And just for simplicity, Ed will be referred to as a 'he'.

I don't own FullMetal Alchemist. I do have a really cool Mustang wallpaper on my computer, though…

Roy had woken up in a brightly lit room decorated with…pink hearts. It took him a while to realize that he'd been kidnapped by a bunch of teenage girls.

"Oh god..now what?"

He got his answer a little more soon than he would have liked. A gaggle of girls had burst into the room and were now proceeding to gush all over him. I've entered the treacherous realm of the fangirls! He thought gloomily. And they took my gloves, too.

Roy was stuck in the realm of the fangirls for about a week when he heard a very loud explosion outside his room (which was locked so he couldn't escape.) The explosion was Ed, who, in case you've forgotten, had been turned into a girl. He wasn't screaming every minute about it now, but he was in a rather foul temper. Or more foul than it usually was anyway. Ed had gotten in pretty far now, and had managed to reach Roy's room and blow open the door.

"Come on, get your lazy butt out of here!" He threw Roy his gloves, which he had picked off of one of the fangirls. He was about to turn around when he himself got swamped by fangirls.

"He's so CUTE!" and "Can I hug him?" and "NO! He's mine!" was heard throughout the den of fangirls. (The fangirls don't know that he's a girl. Ed's tried to make it so it's not obvious.) Roy, who was against burning girls, blew a hole out of the wall and was about to escape when a tall Chinese guy stepped in front of him.

"Uhh…" Roy stared.

"Don't worry, I'm here to save you!" he announced proudly.

"Who ARE you?"

"I'm Conditioner, Shampoo's brother. Since she still wants to fight Al, she has commanded me to protect him and all those near him, including his sister."

"Sister?" asked Roy, who was not getting this. Remember, he didn't know that Ed got turned into a girl.

This time, Conditioner didn't bother to answer, he just shoved him out of the way and began to take out the fangirls. However, he attracted his own share of fangirls, how jumped on him. Things were looking bad, but then there were multiple gunshots. Hawkeye had arrived, along with her multitude of pistols. She managed to clear out the fangirls and rescue the two alchemists. Conditioner, however, had disappeared by the time they thought to look for him.

Yay! Another chapter done! Thanks to everyone for sending in their ideas! Yes, I am a Roy fangirl. He's so awesome…okay, I'll shut up before I start going crazy.