My summer at camp green lake

Ch.7 my dimwittedness

Thanks to my one and only wonderful reviewer:

BrItTsR: Leave him alone he's to nice to get beat up I just made him all mean in this story cause she left him and he was all pissed at her. Well anyways thanks for reading my lovely chapter and my story!

Since its been almost a month since I haven't reviewed (and I'm REALLY sorry) I'm going to put a little paragraph about what recently happened and I might even put up 2 chapters today to show how sorry I am

"Alright fine I'll tell you. I told them to hide in 3421 axel berry lane." I lied

"They better be there. Or else your going to be in a lot of trouble. Get to searching that house." He ordered the officers

"But you know something, if there not there. Then they might have stolen someone's car and headed towards the airport on there way to Paraguay."

"Paraguay? Why are they on there way to Paraguay?"

"Because, haven't you seen the beaches over there? They're AMAZING" I said

"No I haven't seen there beaches yet."

"Well go on google dot com and type in Paraguay's beaches. Then click images and it will show you wonderful pictures of there beaches." I said. He ran out of the office along with the other officers. "what a loser. Everyone knows that Paraguay is right in the middle of South America." I got up and climbed out of the window. I was so deep downtown that I had no clue where I was.

I started running, I had no idea where I was going. I followed the sun. I was guessing it was around 2 because the sun wasn't directly right above me and I was in the police station for quite some time. I suddenly heard the sound of a tug boats horn. I must have been somewhere near the bay. I ran for another 5 minutes until I saw the bay. Some how I had to take a boat and go somewhere. But where? I could go to Mexico. Even though my Spanish was a little rusty but hey, I could practice. Or I can take the boat all the way up to Oregon or Washington or maybe even Alaska, but I don't know anyone who lives in those states. Suddenly I heard the sirens coming down the street I cursed under my breath and jumped into the nearest boat and hid in one of the cupboards. (A/N: actually it was a yacht but she didn't pay much attention till she steps out of the cupboard)

"Sir, I don't see her." One officer said

"Keep looking, she couldn't have gotten far." The man on the walkie-talkie said

"yes, sir." I heard footsteps go farther and farther down the pier. Suddenly I heard a girls voice along with about 6 other guys voices. I opened the door just to take a peek and I saw it was my best friend Jessica, she had the guys with her. I stepped out of the cupboard and I almost scared them half to death.

"Why are you guys here?" I asked

"Well after they told me the whole story, after I found them hiding in my backyard, I decided to stow them away on my new yacht my parents just bought me. I told them that I was taking some friends to go fishing with me for a couple day so they won't be expecting me home for a while." Jessica said. Jessica had brown wavy hair along with a nice slim body. She was about 5'8 with brown eyes.

"Wait, this is your yacht?" I asked. She nodded "dude I was lucky to hop on this one."

"We new you would get on this yacht because, we new how dull you were. You'd hide in the closest thing to you. You hate trying to find a good place to hide."

"Well you know what I always say!"

"If it hides my ass then I'm fine where I am." They said together.

"Ok the cop dude is coming this way and I think he searching boats." Magnet said

"Wait, you said "we" I know you couldn't have included the boys in the "we" so spill it. Who else knows?" I asked

"Your boyfriend Steven!" She smiled

"He is not my BOYFRIEND! We are just really good friends!" I yelled

"Nikki's in love with Steven!" She sang over and over again. The only way to get her to stop was to agree with her.

"Alright fine I admit it I do like him more than a friend." I sighed

"SEE I TOLD YOU!" She squealed "I knew you would agree with me someday. Hey Steven start the boat and lets head to MEXICO! WOOT!"

"Ay Ay Captain!" He said from below "Just let me go to the bathroom."

"I thought you already went to the bathroom!"

"Well, I lied." He laughed

"Get your white ass up here boy and start the boat!" Armpit yelled at him

"You have no right to sp-sp-sp-" He stopped cause he just saw who was speaking to him. "Right away your hugeness- I mean your majesty!" He ran to the drivers seat

The boat started up and we were off.

"Mexico here we come!" I thought.

"Can I put this thing on auto pilot and go to the bathroom?" Steven asked

"In like 20 minutes." she said

"But why?" He whined

"Because here comes the department of fishery and I think there looking for fishing licenses." She pointed to the boat behind us

"Man, I think I lost mine." I sighed

"Nope I keep it on here just incase." Jessica said

"But wouldn't it expire?" I asked

"Why would it? Remember we had the expiration date set to 2008?"

"Oh I remember!" I mentally slapped myself

Steven stopped the yacht and the small boat came up on our side and asked us to show our fishing licenses. We all showed them our licenses and we were off again. I went up to the second level to find the guys eating the food.

"Hey Nikki, come sit over here girl." Zig said as he motioned to an empty seat next to him. "So why did we stop?" He asked as I sat down

"The department of fishery stopped us and asked us for our fishing licenses that's all." I said picking up a cheeto from his plate.

"and its all cool?" he asked "he didn't want to search our boat? He didn't recognize you?"

"Dude there the coast guards of Mexico. Even if he did recognize me he won't care. Our police men cannot cross over the border and arrest people. That's why there are a lot of high speed chases in California. There all headed towards the border."

"High speed chases WOOT!" Squid punched his fist into the air and everyone looked at him weird "What? Haven't you ever watched cops?"

"Ok on to the next subject!" I said stealing Zig's plate

"Hey that was mine." He whined

"Go get another one." I said "So, what do you guys want to do when we get to Mexico?

"Let's gp horse back riding on the beach." Caveman suggested "then we can go eat lobster. I know this great place right on the pier. And then-"

"how do you know all of this stuff?" X-ray asked

"My parents, my grandfather, and I went there a couple years ago."

"Oh and then we can roll a coin down the street and see who chases after it and laugh at them." Armpit laughed, Everyone stayed quiet especially magnet.

"Yo, that's not funny man. I can't believe that you would say something like that, especially about the place I was born." He stormed out of the room. And the next thing we heard was him stomping down the stairs.

"Man why do you got to be so mean pit?" Squid asked

"I wasn't trying to be mean, I was trying to be funny."

"Well that joke just cost you a loss of a friend." I said before I ran out to go find magnet

Ok im ending it here. As soon as this chapter is posted im gonna start writing the next chapter. No offence to all the Mexicans rading this. If you took that joke seriously, then I am so sorry, I just thought because armpit was mostly like mean to almost everyone he kind of made a bad joke about Mexico.

So anyways….. See the lil purple button down there? PUSH IT! NOW!

Hee hee buh bye nicholesumpter