AN – This was inspired by Summoner Angel's Resident Evil 4: Unleash the Song fic. Check it out, it's hilarious. The idea is from my sick demented mind and Jediferret typed it up for me.
Blaze laughs maniacally, "Mwahahaha! I'm sick and demented. Heehee."
Jediferret looks a little scared, "Okay."
Summary – Song fic with Chris and Claire singing to Moulin Rouge's 'Come What May'.
Disclaimer – I don't own Resident Evil or Moulin Rouge. Jediferret wishes she owns Ewan McGregor. He's so cute. :D
WARNING! This has potty humor. If you don't like potty humor, please don't read it. Read at your own risk. If you don't like it, read it anyway and become offended, don't say I didn't warn you. Enjoy!
Claire Redfield didn't know what to make for dinner, so she made beans and corn, because they were poor and couldn't afford anything else. Chris liked it so much he ate a can of each all by himself.
The next morning…
Chris runs for the bathroom and Claire suddenly hear Chris burst out into song…
Chris
Never knew I could go like this
Like I never had to go before
Want to vanish inside the bathroom
Everyday I goooo more and more
Listen to the toilet can you hear it sing
Telling me to go and give it everything
Seasons may change
Winter to spring
But I'll go more until the end of time
Chorus
I must go
I must go
I must go more until my dying day
Claire
Suddenly the bathroom is such a stinky place
Suddenly it smells with such a rancid grace
Chris and Claire
Suddenly the toilet seems so full of waste
Claire
It all revolves around Chris
Chris and Claire
And there's no air freshener too strong
No gas mask too wide
Yell out for TP
And I'll be there by your side
Fart clouds may gather
And turds may collide
Chris
But I'll go more
Claire
I'll go more
Chris and Claire
Until the end of time
Chorus
I must go
I must go
I must go more until my dying day
Oh, I must go
I must go
I must go more
Chris
I must go more
Claire
Suddenly the bathroom is such a stinky place
Chorus with angels singing
I must go
I must go
I must go more until my dying day
Chris cries out from the bathroom, "Claire! Come here! Look!"
Claire comes towards him, holding her nose, "Eww! What is it? It stinks in here."
Chris grins and points to toilet, "Look! Corn!"