Author's Note: This chapter is dedicated to my friend Val who started singing this and I took it and ran with it. To be sung to the Beatles' Let It Be. If you've never drunk a lot of beer, you probably won't get this.
Jill goes out to dinner with Chris and Claire. After drinking a schooner of beer, the urge to use the restroom becomes irresistible. She excuses herself and heads to the ladies room.
Walking through the door, the scene before causes her to burst into song.
I walk into the bathroom
Both stalls are occupied
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
In my time of desperation
No one comes to my aid
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
Gotta pee, Gotta pee.
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
I tried to use the men's room
But then two guys leered at me
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
I'm running out of options
Though there may still be hope for me
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
Gotta pee, Gotta pee, yeah
This could be a problem
Gotta pee.
Then I hear the sound of my
Salvation come to me
Someone left the bathroom
Gotta pee.
I return to the bathroom
Yay, there is one stall that is free.
I hobble to the toilet
Gotta pee
Gotta pee, Gotta pee
I can't believe this ecstasy
Gotta pee
Gotta pee, Gotta pee
I got to use the bathroom
Got to pee.
Meanwhile, Chris checks his watch and glances towards the bathroom. He turns to Claire and asks, "What exactly takes you girls so long in the bathroom anyway?"