Ha, so here it is. You trap all the characters from YuGiOh! And YuYuHakusho together and what do you get?

This! Insane murder, deadly catfights, and all the other stuff that will make the cast want to kill me!

Please enjoy!

Twisted Minds and Twister

(Introduction)

"Hi everyone! I'm Kaberu-chan, the author of this fan fiction who you cannot kill because then I will not be able to write you all out of this house!" Kaberu-chan addresses everyone.

The entire cast stares intimidatingly, but Kaberu-chan's small mind is unaware of how much they would like to kill her. They give up and all walk off to do their own thing, while Kaberu-chan 'takes notes'.

Sniper is lazing around dying of boredom and tossing a set of dice up and down in his hand.

Duke runs up to him with sparkles surrounding them. "Dude, you have dice! I love you!" Duke hugs Sniper. " Soul mates!" Duke's eyes have gone starry.

Sniper looks down at duke darkly and quietly says, "I use these dice to kill people, and you may just be my next victim." Sniper has a vein sticking out and an involuntary twitch..

Kaberu-chan waltzes over to them humming la dee da and surrounded by flowers. "Yay, bishonen! Will you sign my chest?" she makes to take her shirt off but is cut short by Sniper, who throws three dice at her. "Hey, you almost hit me! But he's so-hot-I-am-hypnotized…" her eyes turn wide and glassy, but revert to normal as she dodges another dice attack.

Kaiba is sitting in a particularly dark corner organizing his deck in hopes of defeating Yugi. Mokuba is helping him.

Kaiba looks up and notices Hiei in the same corner. "What are you doing here?" he asks rudely.

"I was advised that if I kill anymore people I will be arrested by the Spirit World again…" Hiei grimaces.

Poor little Mokuba figures it'll be safer to keep quiet, while Kaberu-chan is lurking in the dark, waiting for a chance to glomp on them.

Kaiba smiles. "Hmm, with your demon powers and my technological genius we will soon have created a machine to hypnotize the author into releasing us. Let's go." They walk off together.

Kaberu-chan yells after them, " Wait, no! I trapped you here because I want to use my supreme powers as author to force you hotties to fall in love with me and make love with me! Don't go!"

Marik is leaning against a wall, half-asleep, being watched over by Odion. Kaberu-chan is eyeing Marik.

Suddenly, Kaberu-chan jumps into the scene and yells, "Marik, all of the other bishonen have deserted me, but my love for you is the purest! I cried for you like no other, and I cheered so much when you weren't killed by your evil counterpart! Make love with me!"

Odion towers over Kaberu-chan intimidatingly. "Miss, if you try to do anything to Master Marik I shall be forced to destroy you."

Kaberu-chan says seriously (not really!) "Odion, I do love you, but if you try to keep me away from Marik I may just have to erase you from the plot of this story. Okay," grabs hold of Marik's arm," let's go to bed!"

Marik is unable to react, for, being raised by respectable tomb keepers; he has never seen a girl act this way before.