Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or Hallmark.

It had been a late night. Slade was at it again. The Titans had to do to downtown Jump City to stop him. Robin could still feel that nasty kick that Slade gave him. He still had a green - yellow bruise on his thigh.

"Ahh, a wonderful morning in Titan Tower, right Rae?" Starfire was up at five and feeling wonderful. No matter what, the ignorant teen was always ready for a day.

"Yeah, sure." Raven wasn't so happy. She hated going out at one a.m. to fight a stupid terrorist.

Starfire exited the room to be confronted by Beast Boy.

"Hey, Star!" The chipper Beast Boy continued down the hall.

"Beast Boy, wait up!"

"What!" Beast Boy asked in an annoyed tone.

"Well, I think Robin likes me."

"Oh, you just figured that out. Sometimes you are so stupid."

"Well, if you're going to be that way..."

"Oh, okay, just tell me."

"What do guys like in a girl?"

"Well, guys, especially Robin, enjoy sexy girls." Beast Boy, always ready for fun, was using Star's ignorance to an advantage.

"How do I get sex-y?" Starfire inquired, not knowing what the word meant.

"Make your boobs look huge."

"How do I do that?" By now, Beast Boy was finding it very hard not to roll out on the floor and laugh.

In a few minutes, Beast Boy laid out a whole plan for Star to follow. What he didn't know, was how comical it would be when his plan began.

As Robin worked in his office, Starfire slipped out the door, and went on a little afternoon outing.

"Hello! Welcome to Boulder Holder, Inc." A saleslady announced as a girl entered the shop.

Starfire inquired, "What is the largest bra size you have?"

"Well, we go up to a 54DDD, but you won't need that. You'll probable need something in the A or B range."

"How much is it?"

"37.99, why?"

"I'll take it."

Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing chess when Robin walked in. "Have you guys seen Star?" he inquired.

"Nope," Beast Boy replied in a monotone.

"Okay, tell me when she gets here."

The door of the Titans Tower opened to reveal a quite busty woman.

"Whoa, Star, what did you do?" Beast Boy was laughing so hard on the inside, he was finding it hard to suppress his chuckling.

Starfire began heading for Robin's office.

"Dude, what did she do, marry the plastic surgeon?" Cyborg asked while drooling all over the chessboard.

Starfire met Raven in the hall.

"Hey, Rae!" Starfire exclaimed while jogging to Robin's office.

Raven whipped around.

"Whoa!"

Starfire entered Robin's office to see him head lowered next to the computer.

"Hey, Robin!" Starfire stood next to the door in a very seductive manner.

"Hey, Star," Robin said without lifting his head. "Oh, Raven wanted to know what size you wear."

"54DDD."

"I don't think that is a shirt ... WHAT!" Robin jerked his head up from the computer to find a female teenager with a plunging neckline, and a brassiere looping around her torso. To top it all off, Starfire had an infinity of tissues stuffed into the bra. So much that the tissues hung out and were spilling out the top of the bra.

The other Titans ran to the door in cahoots of laughter.

"I can't believe you fell for it!" said Beast Boy.

"Ha! This is a Hallmark moment!" exclaimed Cyborg.

Even Raven was chuckling. "What the heck did you tell her?"

Starfire was still ignorant to the source of all this comedy. "Why are you three laughing?"

Later that day, Starfire lay on the couch, head in hands.

"Hey. Why are you so sad?" Raven came to sit with Starfire.

"I thought Beast Boy was helping me. I didn't know he was just trying to play a joke."

"Beast Boy's always trying to make jokes, the idiot."

"I was just trying to impress Robin." Starfire wiped a tear from her eye and began to sob.

"You don't have to have large breasts for a guy to like you. Robin likes you already anyway. Don't you know that?"

"But now he thinks I'm a fool, whether he liked me then or not."

"Starfire, listen to me. You are not a fool. You may be a little ignorant at times, but he'll always love you, even if he doesn't show it, or if you mess up."

"And we'll always love you too." Beast Boy and Cyborg entered the room with a freshly baked batch of tofu brownies in their arms.

Starfire began to cry out of joy. "Thanks, guys. You're all great."

After a few minutes, Robin strolled into the room.

"Did I miss anything?"

The group of pals enjoyed that moment very much. They sat there in Titan's Tower all night, recollecting the events of the wonderful day.