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Extra credit in muggle studies- Chapter 4
Hermione couldn't take the tension anymore "Harry..." she hissed. Harry looked up from his Marauders Map.
'What?" he asked her.
"You need to go apologize..."
"What... you're out of your mind Hermione... he wont accept my apology..."
"Yes he will Harry!!!" Hermione snapped "Go apologize or your not copying my Charms assignment!"
"Fine!" Harry gave in, not wanting to fail charms, and went to the back of the Library. He found Draco reading (that's right... READING, not ripping up) a book.
"What do you want, Potter?" He didn't look up from reading. Harry sighed.
"I wanted to apologize..."
"There's no need...no one ever believes me.. actually I haven't told very many people... don't know for the life of me, why I told you though... It just sortof came out...otherwise I would never have said anything to you..."
"Well.." Harry was trying his hardest to be civil "I'm still sorry..."
"No you're not... you're only over here because Granger told you to apologize..."
"No I mean it Malfoy... I'm sorry for labeling your image..."
It was then that Draco decided to look up from his book.... He searched Harry's eyes for any sign of lying. He found nothing but sincerity... "Ok Potter... You're forgiven" he said smiling... He got up and headed back towards the desks... "I have an excellent idea students..."he addressed his detention partners, freakishly sounding a lot like Snape... "How about a wee little trip to my dorm?"
They all looked confused "Why?" Harry asked him...
Draco smirked. "Because," he said "I have something to share with all of you..it seems as though I did a little homework in muggle studies for once and it appears to me that they are actually good for something...so do you guys wanna go or not?"
The other four shrugged and nodded their heads...
Draco smirked again "Cool... but Potter, we might need to borrow the marauders map if it's ok..."
Harry pulled the map back out. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" he tapped it with his wand.
Suddenly all the hallways were visible and the weenie footsteps appeared. Harry's eyes drifted over the page and found Snape in the lavatory "This would be the perfect time to leave.... right now" he told Draco.
Draco smirked for a third time in the last 5 minutes "So what are we waiting for?"
Five Hogwarts students walked down the Halls and down to the Slytherin common room. Hermione turned to Draco "How do you know when Snape will be back?" she asked him.
Draco looked at her. "I don't.." he smirked "Bein' bad feel pretty good huh?"
hermione rolled her eyes and kept on walking.
Collin was freaking out. "Harry, what are we doing?"
Harry was busy with the marauders map "I don't know"
"This is so stupid..." Collin waved his arms around "Why are we risking getting caught?!"
"Couldn't tell you..."
"So what are we doing!?"
"Collin, You ask me one more question and I'm hexing you!" Harry was getting annoyed, and Collin was breaking his concentration.
When the five students were at the portrait, Draco stated the password "Black Snitch" he said.
The portrait swung open and Draco went inside, while the others followed close behind. He made his way up to his room. When they got there he started rummaging under his bed. Hermione cringed at the sight. As he rummaged, things were strewn about the floor. Old Bertie Bot's jellybeans that hadn't been eaten, Rotten Pumpkin pasties, Dirty laundry, Rock-hard pizza slices, and women's underwear were pulled out of their hiding spot under the bed and completely covered the floor by his bed.
"You're such a slob!" Harry spit daggers at him. Hermione nodded her head in agreement.
Draco just smirked.
"So sorry Potter," he said sarcastically "What a time for my MAID to be on vacation..."
He pulled out a wrinkled paper bag from under his mess. Inside the bag was another bag. Inside this bag was a small plastic bag that looked like green pencil shavings. Harry and Hermione gasp in unison.
Colin looked at the bag in disbelief "Drugs!?" he asked.
Draco smiled "Who wants some?!?" he then stuck it in the pocket of his robes and attempted to shove everything back under his bed. Collin was trying to protest but everyone was ignoring him.
"Thats Pot.... Harry... Hermione... He has marijuana..."
Neither of them said anything. They followed Draco out the door, leaving Colin and Luna Behind. he turned to her "Do you approve of this?" and walked out the door, with Luna following...
The students were making their way back to the Library when all of a sudden, harry stopped walking. They turned around to find him clutching the marauders map and breathing deeply.
"What is it, Harry?' Hermione asked him. He looked at her and clenched his teeth.
"Snape's coming this way..."
Everyone's eyes grew wide.
"Run! Now..." Draco yelled. Everyone obeyed.
The students ran until they were far from Snape, and then Draco stopped them all "Wait, wait, we'll get caught going this way, we have to go back and go through the great hall..." He pointed in the other direction. Harry glared at him...
"Who died and made you commander in chief?" he asked. Draco looked at him in confusion. "What? Potter listen-"
"No YOU listen, we're not taking orders from you anymore, we're going this way...we're through listening to you..."
harry proceeded in the direction opposite of what Draco had told them. Everyone followed him. Luna motioned for Draco to come too, as if worried about him.
Draco sighed, knowing nothing good could come out of this. he followed anyhow.
The students ran through the halls until they reached a large door. They tried opening it but got nothing. "Alohamora!" Hermione pointed her wand at the door. They tried opening it again. Nothing...
Draco hit the door with one had "great Idea potter.."
Harry was furious "FUCK YOU!"
"Fuck you!" Hermione snapped at him "Why didn't you listen to Draco?!"
Colin was panting hard 'We're dead..." he stated, as if no one knew that already.
"No.." Draco begged to differ "Just me..." he pulled out his pot and shoved it deep into Colin's Robes "Get back to the Library and Keep.This.On.You. That clear?!" he then left them alone.
Draco ran up and down the halls singing at the top of his lungs, some song he had once heard.
I don't know but I've been told
Professor Snape is mighty cold
Hover charms and Droobles Gum
Snape is a pain in my Bum
By this time, Snape had heard the commotion going on about the halls. He followed the noise.
I got an 'F' in Potions class
but Professor Snape can kiss my ass
Divination is a joke
Trelawney is a Daft Bloke!
Sound off! Silencing charm!
Sound off! Silencing Charm!
Chocolate frogs and Trading cards
I would go the whole nine yards
just to see Snape get angry
and try his best to piss off me-
He stopped singing just in time to see Snape turn the corner. Draco proceeded to piss Snape off, since he was so damn good at it. "Why hello Professor!" he said fluttering his eyelashes "Fancy a song? Would you like to learn the words?"
"SHUT IT Mr. Malfoy!" Snape had gone very purple in the face. "WHAT IN BLOODY HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" he asked the blonde haired boy. Draco just smiled up at him.
"Well... to be honest, I'm trying to get a record deal and-"
"NO YOU BLOKE NOT THE SONG! Why are you running around in the halls when I specifically told you to SIT and NOT move!?"
Draco shrugged "I felt like a brisk morning jog?" he said, the corners of his lips curling.
Snape glared at him "Come with me..."
The other four had already found their way back to the Library, when Snape entered, holding Draco by the arms "Mr. Malfoy has taken it upon himself to run through the halls muttering profanity..." Snape informed them of what they already knew. "I'm sorry to inform all of you that he won't be joining you again..."
Draco grabbed his things "B-O-O...H-O-O..." he said sarcastically... Snape glared at him. "You think you're something don't you Draco?... just like you thought you were funny when you caused a fire in Potions, right?" Snape glared at him "What if your Pot was on fire?" he asked him.
Draco smirked. "Impossible sir," he stated "It's in Creevy's underwear.."
Colin looked scared, but Harry snickered. Snape eyed him. "What? you think that's funny?... You think he's Bitchin'... is that it?!"
The smile faded off Harry's face. Snape kept a locked stare on him "I'll tell you what Potter... You go visit Draco Malfoy in 5 years and you'll see how bloody funny he is!"
Draco's smirk had left his mouth and was placed with a glare that was all for Snape.
It was Snapes turn to smirk "What's the matter Draco? Are You going to cry?"
Draco said nothing.
Snape grabbed him by the arm again "lets go-"
"HEY KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!" Draco pulled from his grip. "I expected better manners from you Severus..."
With that, the two left..
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