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Chapter 5- Blonde Witches and Bar Jokes

Snape led Draco down the hall. He stopped in front of a door that said Magical Storage Room.

Draco coughed "You're not seriously thinking of putting me in there are you?" he pointed to the heavy wooden door.

Snape didn't respond. Instead he smiled and opened the door "Ladies first Mr. Malfoy..."

Draco scowled "Whatever..." he mumbled and entered. Inside there were a vast amount of things that seemed to be completely broken. He took a seat beside an empty owl cage and glared at Snape.

Snape glared right back "Draco Malfoy, that is the last time you embarrass me like that in front of those kids ..." He demanded "I make 2500 Galleons a year, and I have a summer house... and I'm not about to blow all of that on some punk ass prat like yourself..." he proceeded to glare as Malfoy looked at him in confusion.

Snape smirked "You think your a big tough guy don't you?" He asked "Well lets see how tough you actually are!" he whipped out his wand.

Draco stood motionless for a minute. This was a Hogwarts teacher...why was he being like this?

"Are you threatening me?" Draco asked, not believing his eyes or ears.

Snape twirled his wand between his fingers "What you think anyone's going to believe you?" he coughed "You think anyone is going to take your word over mine...I have respect around here, I have power...but you're a lying sack of dirt and everyone knows it...Everyone knows about your family history..." He took a few steps forward till he was almost touching Draco "And your drunk ass father..." he whispered.

Draco felt the sting of tears but held them back "You're shit!" he told Snape.

"You know Mr. Malfoy, one day, when you've graduated and forgotten all about this place, and you're wrapped up in your own life...I'm coming for you...and I'm going to kick the living hell out of you..."

Draco gulped "Stop it!" he yelled...

Snape's eyes grew wide "hit me.."

"What?"

"You heard me.."

"No!" Draco pushed him away andretreated to the other side of the room.

Snape turned to him and laughed "I knew it... all talk... no action...just like your father..." with that he left the room.

Draco grabbed the nearest parcel and threw it at the door.

"Fucking prick!" he yelled.

Hermione was busy tapping her pencil on the desk... "What do you think he's doing to him?" she asked harry.

Harry just shrugged his shoulders.

Meanwhile The storage room was now empty and Draco Malfoy was making his way through the heating vents and back into the Library. He had to step quietly and carefully so as not to make too much noise or fall through the flimsy ceiling.

To make his fear of heights go away, he decided to start telling a joke as he crawled.

"A naked Blonde Witch walks into the three broomsticks with an owl under one arm and a three foot licorice wand under the other...she lays the Owl on the table...The bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?"...The Naked witch says-"

CRASH! a huge noise was heard in the back of the library as a very dusty Draco Malfoy got up and walked back to the completely stunned Detention goers...

"I forgot my quill..." he stated.

Before he could say anything more a growl was heard outside the library. Draco immediately hid himself underneath Hermione's desk.

Snape entered with a mixed look of confusion and anger on his face "What was that ruckus!" he demanded.

Harry gulped "What ruckus sir?" he asked.

"I was just in my office, and I heard a ruckus!"

Collin was on his toes "Could you describe the ruckus sir?" he asked.

Snape glared at the curly-haired boy "Watch it Creevy..."

Underneath the table Draco accidentally hit his head. Hermione slapped both hands on the desk in a rhythm as if she had made the noise. Everyone joined in.

"Stop it!" Snape demanded.

"ZZZZZZP!" Harry made a noise as if they were just randomly causing a 'ruckus'.

Snape eyed all of them, and turned his gaze toward Hermione "Young lady, what in the world is wrong with you!" he asked gaping at her facial expression.

Underneath the table, Draco was beginning to get bored and decided he would like to have some fun with Hermione's robes. He began rubbing his hand along her thigh. This caused Hermione's eyes to widen, making Snape suspicious. Draco proceeded to move his head in-between her legs and literally kiss her undergarments. Hermione Squeezed her legs together, crushing his head in-between them. "ahh!" he yelped.

"achoo achoo achoo!" Hermione said loudly, covering up Draco's howl of pain. Everyone joined in again. There were numerous coughs and fake sneezes heard throughout the library.

Hermione stopped coughing "That? Was that the noise you were talking about?" she asked, as if innocent.

Snape crossed his arms "No...that was NOT the noise I was talking about..." He eyed each one of them (except for Draco of course who was rubbing his temple underneath the table)

"I may not have caught you in the act" Snape said "But I will..."

With that, he left the Library.

Both Harry and Collin burst into large amounts of laughter. Draco got up from underneath the table and smiled at Hermione.

Hermione smacked him across the face "You asshole!"

Draco rubbed his cheek "It was an accident..." he smirked "Sue me..."

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