Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho.
A/N: I think I'll be flamed for this. This fic is for all the Kuwabara-bashers/Kurama fans. (Psst: That means you bash Kuwabara, but love Kurama)
Hiei
Narcissist. Weakling. He claims to be the great thief of the Demon World. He claims to have stolen treasure of the highest value. He's such a beautiful creature. Not.
How can anyone like a man who worries more about his hair than his team? How can anyone like a man who sleeps around? How can anyone like a man who betrays his friends repeatedly?
He is a waste of my time. I never thought I'd be forced to say it, but Kurama- go to hell.
Yusuke
Man, you let us down. I thought you'd be there on time. Instead, Hiei's on the ground bleedin' while me and Kuwabara are fighting a million demons. You come in all flustered, looking surprised to see us losing. Well, we thought we'd have back up!
And then you don't even help us fight. No, you run over to Hiei, who I might add was trying to throw a fire ball, and use your plants on him. Maybe you could have sent a little vine over to pull me up from the cliff? But instead, you just tried to heal Hiei, who was managing fine with his injuries.
Damn, I thought I could rely on you! Kurama- Thanks for nothing, bastard.
Kazuma
Come on, I thought you were better than that! Jeez, way to go, you missed the demon! And hit your precious Hiei, case you forgot. What a way to mess us up. We were struggling as it was, but you didn't have to not fight.
We needed you. A lot. If you had used you rose whip on some of them, got them away from mine and Urameshi's backs, we could have been done a lot sooner. Instead, we got stuck there forever, and Yukina and Botan wasted a lot of energy healing all of our injuries.
Well, I guess we'll have better luck next time, not expecting your help. Kurama- Bad form.
Ko-Enma
Ah! My detectives! How could they get so hurt? Why did that battle take so much? Oh wait, I know! You stupid fox, how come you weren't there? When I say fight, I mean fight. Do not fix your hair and flirt with some classmates on the way to the fight!
Yusuke suffered all sorts of injuries on his back, and you know how much of a hassle that'll be, even with healing. Kuwabara's energy was drained beyond belief, he could barely stand on afterwards! Hiei got his eyes injured, some sort of poison splashed in them, and they still haven't healed.
You jerk! No wonder I don't trust you! Kurama- Gah! Who needs you?
A/N: I'm giggling hysterically now. All you Kuwa-bashers who love Kurama? As my title says: 'how do you like it?'. All those planning to flame for Kuwabara-bashing, eh, sorry. Didn't mean to give you false beliefs.
Is this possible? Would Kurama fuck up the detectives fight? No. But hey, if you are allowed to mis-characterize Kuwabara, I'm allowed to mis-characterize Kurama. But really, I love all the Yuyu Hakusho characters. I just hate bashers. Happy fic reading!