DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO OR ANYTHING ELSE!
A/N: Hello! I saw that some people asked about Hiei and why he's not in the fic. All I have to say is HOLD YOUR HORSES AND BE PATIANT! I'm not trying to be rude, but I really don't like it when people jump to conclusions. And about Sakyo's cell phone, yes he does have a high tech phone in this fic, but expensive high tech batteries die too! Don't worry, our favorite millionaire's cell phone will show up again! (I know he's a trillionaire, but remember, I'm making this a YYH version of "Gilligan's Island") PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
YYH Island
Chapter 4: Kuwabara! You Idiot!
"Screw this. It's getting dark out and I'm tired." Said a frustrated Yusuke.
"Too bad. If it fell over two more times I would have helped." Shizuru said in her usual sarcastic tone. The other girls started laughing. They actually found it pretty entertaining to watch the three boys build a hut, and then fail eight times.
"Guys, should we look for some food and build a fire?" Kurama asked.
Kuwabara opened his big mouth, "How are we suppose to go out and look for food when it's almost dark and we can barely see?"
"For once my brother has a good point." Shizuru took out a cigarette and her lighter, and Botan got an idea.
"Well, some of you can hurry and gather wood for a fire while you can still see, and I'll take my oar and fly over the island and see what there is! There has to be coconuts or something here."
Before anyone could say anything, Botan took her oar and flew off. Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Kurama all tried gathering wood for a fire, while Yukina sat with Shizuru and Sakyo. Both millionaires were sitting down by their hut and smoking and Yukina was just sitting there and watching the boys.
Yukina sighed, "I hope we get out of here soon."
Shizuru patted Yukina on the shoulder to try and comfort her. "Don't worry, kid. We're going to find a way out of here. Hopefully Keiko or somebody will realize we're all missing and maybe someone can send a search and rescue boat along the route we went on. Who knows?"
Yukina managed to put on a small smile. "I guess you're right."
After awhile the boys came back with some wood to use for a fire. "I think this will do for the night." Kurama stated as he put some wood in a pile.
"Hey sis, can I borrow your lighter?
"Be my guest," Shizuru said as she handed her lighter over to her brother. "Don't set yourself on fire now!" Shizuru smirked and flipped her brother the bird.
"Shut up!"
Their sibling argument was interrupted by a loud ferry girl flying on her oar.
"Yoo-Hoo! I'm back!" Botan smiled one of her cutesy smiles. "I found some coconut trees and fruit. I even found a lagoon. I would have looked more except I can't see anything now." Botan said as she put down her oar and walked over to Yusuke.
"We're building a fire, and right now our only source of light is a couple torches we made out of sticks and we lit them with a cigarette lighter."
"Good idea, Yusuke. Did I miss anything while I was gone for a few minutes?"
"No, not really. Kurama and Kuwabara and I collected some fire wood. Yukina sat with Shizuru and the psycho maniac." Yusuke looked to the side and saw that Kurama started a fire. "Oh look! Kurama finally started a fire. I'm gonna go sit down."
Yusuke and Botan sat with the other five. It started out being silent, then Yuske talked about how he hoped Keiko did well on her SAT test and Kuwabara put more wood in the fire, then Yusuke got an idea…
"Hey, I just thought of something!" Yusuke got up from where he was sitting and was acting excited.
"What Urameshi?"
"We could use Botan's oar to fly out of here!"
It was Botan's turn to get excited. "Of course! Why didn't we think of this earlier?"
"Probably because our minds were all screwed up from all the crap that's been gong on today." Everyone had their hopes up after Yusuke revealed his plan. "Botan, where's your oar? Go get it so we can get out of here!"
"I set it down over here. I'll go get it!" Botan went over to where her oar was. Everybody was so happy…there was a way out after all!
"Good riddance. We can go home and I can see Keiko. She's gonna be glad she wasn't here-"
Yusuke was suddenly interrupted by a loud, high pitched scream. The other six castaways looked over at Botan.
"What is it, Botan?" Shizuru asked.
"My oar. It's gone!" Botan was in a panic.
Shziuru spoke again, "Well, are you sure it was right here? We can barely see anything this far away from the fire. Maybe you're looking in the wrong spot."
Yusuke made a startling discovery and he knew Botan would not be happy, but she would have to know about it. She would have to know now. "Uh, Botan, I found your oar."
"Where?" Botan was relieved that Yusuke found it, but the feeling wouldn't last long.
"In there." Yusuke pointed to the fire.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Botan found her oar, or what was left of it in the fire.
"Kuwabara! You idiot! That was our only ticket off this damn island and you burned it!"
"Quit yelling at me, Urameshi! I didn't realize I grabbed Botan's oar and got it mixed in the fire wood! I could hardly see anything and I must have accidentally picked it up and threw it in the fire!"
"Baby brother really blew it this time." Shizuru muttered under her breath. A frustrated Shizuru realized there was nothing she could do at the moment. "I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm going to bed. If you're going to fight, keep the noise down."
Shizuru started walking into the hut and Sakyo followed.
"No more fighting. I'm not happy with what Kazuma did, either, but I'm sure it was just an accident. It is dark out now and that makes it hard to see with our only light being the fire."
"Oh yeah, Yukina! Start defending him like you always do!"
"Don't you insult Yukina like that, Yusuke!"
"Shut up, Botan!"
Shizuru couldn't stand this any longer. "Save it for the morning! You're being annoying. Just go to bed and beat up my brother tomorrow!"
Shizuru walked back into her hut where Sakyo was waiting for her. "Damn, I feel like I'm baby-sitting four children."
"But there are five of them out there." Sakyo pointed out.
"Kurama is the only one out of those five who is not acting like a child. Anyway, I'm going to sleep." Sakyo was already lying down, and so Shizuru laid down and put her head on his chest. They started kissing each other good-night, and when they still had their lips locked, Kuwabara walked in.
"Me and Urameshi and Kurama don't have a hut yet, so I'm crashing in here."
"No you're not, baby bro. You can sleep outside."
"It's only fair if we split the huts evenly. Three people in one and four people in the other. I think Urameshi's gonna come in here, too."
"Forget it, Kazuma. You aren't camping out in here and neither is Yusuke. There will be two people in this hut and five people in the other one. Got it?"
"Fine, I'll leave." Kuwabara walked out and went into the other hut where it was getting crowded. Shizuru laid back down and shut her eyes.
Nobody was sleeping in the other hut yet. They were all trying to get situated since there were five people crammed into it.
"What am I touching?"
"That's not my hand!"
"Stop moving around!"
"Stop touching me!"
After what seemed like forever, they finally got situated. The boys decided to sleep outside and so Yukina and Botan got the hut to themselves. Kurama went to sleep right away, but Yusuke and Kuwabara had trouble getting to sleep even though they were pretty tired. They looked over to the hut where Shizuru and Sakyo were sleeping.
Both boys started laughing, but they were trying not to be so loud. Finally, one of the boys yelled out, "Hey! I don't wanna hear any jungle noises coming from in there!"
They both started laughing even harder. Shizuru, barely awake, heard every word and thought it sounded like her brother. 'Note to self: beat up baby bro in the morning.' Then she fell asleep.
A/N: Now that Botan's oar is reduced to ashes, how are they gonna get off the island? Wait and find out! Again, I know you guys were asking about Hiei, but all I have to say is to please be patient with me. He will show up. How did you all like this chapter? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!