DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO OR ANYTHING ELSE!

A/N: Sorry about the delay, I just realized it's been over two months since I've updated! But please people, stop yelling at me for not updating. I would update more often if I had the time, but I'm a busy person. Here's a fact: if you're in college and you have a job, then there's almost no such think as free time. If any of you reading this are in college, this fact is true, right? If you're not in college yet, you'll understand when you get there. My classes are over at the beginning of June, so after that I'll hopefully have more free time. Trust me, I'm flattered that you enjoy this fic so much that you want it updated more often, but please stop bugging me about updating. If I had more time, I would update more often.

One more thing: I will NOT make this a Kurama/Botan fic…..I honestly can't stand that pairing. So for those of you who share the same sentiment as me, I'm sure you're relieved to read this note.

Sorry about my ranting.

YYH Island

Chapter 5: Sibling Fights and Cell Phone Video Games

"AAAHHHHHHHHH! What was that?" Kuwabara woke up in the morning to the feeling of something being poured on his face. He looked up and saw Shizuru holding half of a coconut over his head with juice dripping from it.

"This is what you get for the stupid remark you made last night, baby bro!"

"What remark?" Kuwabara asked as he wiped away the coconut juice from his face.

"You don't remember! Maybe I will refresh your memory by throwing this coconut at your head!"

"No no no! I remember! Please don't throw coconuts at me!"

"Okay I won't. But, if I hear another remark about 'jungle noises,' I won't hesitate to aim this thing at your head!"

Yusuke woke up a minute after the conversation between the siblings ended. "What's going on here? Why do you smell like coconuts, Kuwabara?"

"My sister just poured coconut juice on my head because she was pissed and she claimed that I made some stupid remark about her and her stupid husband making noises in the hut."

Yusuke started laughing out loud that he almost woke everybody else up. "You had the balls to say something like that? Jeez!"

"Hey Urameshi, it's only been a few months since they got married. Maybe she's acting all pissy because maybe she's pregnant or something. Don't women get all moody when they're pregnant?"

"That's ridiculous, Kuwabara! Everyone on this island is of course pissy because we're stuck here with no way out!"

Shizuru snuck up behind her brother, and did not look the least bit happy. "Would you like to share with the rest of us what you just said?"

Kuwabara got nervous. "What? I didn't say anything! I was just telling Urameshi why I smelled like coconuts—"

Shizuru cut him off in mid-sentence. "Wrong. I just heard 'Shizuru' and 'pregnant' in the same sentence. How do you explain that?"

"Well, uh, I was just saying, uh—"

"What makes you think I could be pregnant in the first place? I never said I was, and in fact, I know I'm not pregnant!"

"Stop yelling at me sis! I didn't do anything!"

"Liar!" And with that, Shizuru tackled her brother on the ground, and Yusuke watched. 'This is good entertainment…Watching Kuwabara get his ass kicked by his sister!'

"Sis, do you realize you're wearing a dress and you're beating me up?"

"So? I don't' really care! It's you're fault we're all stuck here! If you hadn't thrown Botan's oar into the fire, we would be at home sleeping in our own beds!" After that, Shizuru picked up her brother and body-slammed him.

Yusuke had been watching on the side-lines the whole time. He ran to the girls' hut and woke Botan, Yukina, and Kurama up. "Hey guys! Come over here, quick! Kuwabara is getting beaten up by his sister!"

The girls and Kurama rushed to the scene of all the action. Sakyo soon followed and watched with everyone else as his wife tackled her younger brother.

After about a minute, Shizuru stopped and looked to her side to see five other people staring at her and her brother. "Looks like we have an audience, Kazuma." Shizuru immediately got up off the ground while Yukina ran to Kuwabara's side.

All was silent until Yukina spoke up. "Kazuma, you look hurt. Would you like me to use my healing powers on you?"

Kuwabara got up as soon as Yukina was done speaking. He took her hand in his, and responded, "Oh yes, my love, that would be great!" He was making a fool out of himself as usual.

It was mid-afternoon and Yusuke got up and decided to take a small stroll on the island. Botan, Yukina, and Kuwabara were trying to knock coconuts down from some trees, Kurama was reading a book he had with him, and Shizuru and Sakyo were nowhere to be seen.

As Yusuke was walking, he saw something shiny laying in the sand. As he got closer, he realized it was a cell phone. 'Hey, this is Sakyo's cell phone. He must have dropped it or something,' Yusuke thought. He grinned. 'Hey, I got an idea!' In order to carry out his plan, he would need Kurama's help.

Yusuke ran up to Kurama who was sitting against a tree reading a book. "Hey Kurama!"

Kurama looked up at Yusuke, "Yes?"

"You're smart. Isn't there a way you can use lemons as batteries? I remember my science teacher saying something about it on a day I was actually paying attention in class."

"Well, yes. Why do you ask? Does it have anything to do with us being able to possibly get off this island?"

"I guess you could say that." Yusuke handed Kurama Sakyo's cell phone. "Here."

Kurama took the phone from Yusuke. "How did you get a hold of this?"

"I found it on the ground. Come on, let's go find a lemon so we can recharge this thing!"

"We need a cord, Yusuke."

"Let's just find a lemon and see what we can do!"

"But, shouldn't you return this to Sakyo?"

"I found it on the ground. Besides, I don't know where Sakyo or Shizuru went. They're probably somewhere on this island doing something that I don't wanna walk in on." Yusuke tried to suppress a chuckle that was wanting to escape, but it did not work.

"Come on, Yusuke. Let's go."

It only took a few minutes for the boys to find a lemon. Kurama, being the smart one he is, found a way to hook the phone up without a cord. "Hey Kurama, the screen on the phone just turned on. This is actually working!"

"Hopefully we will be able to get a hold somebody after this phone is done charging."

Kurama decided to continue reading his book and Yusuke went to find Kuwabara. As soon as he found him, he led Kuwabara to where the cell phone was sitting.

Kuwabara saw the phone. "Urameshi! Isn't that Sakyo's phone?"

"Yeah. It was laying on the ground. I think it fell out of his pocket. It's been charging for awhile now, it should be done soon. We'll see of there's any games on it."

"Yeah! Hey, won't Sakyo be mad if you have his phone?"

"How could he be mad at us if it fell out of his pocket on accident? I'll give it back to him when he comes back from wherever he is with your sister."

Kuwabara grinned. "Their probably off doing the naughty thing." Both boys started laughing.

After their laughing fit had ended, the phone was done charging. Yusuke picked it up. "I'm gonna try and call Keiko." He tried but the phone was out of service. "Damn. Just what I thought!"

"Come on, let's see if there are any games on here!"

"Wait a sec, this thing has internet access!"

"It's not gonna work, Urameshi! You couldn't even make a phone call."

Yusuke was not listening to his friend. He tried to get the internet to work on the phone with the color screen, and it worked. "This is strange, I can use the internet but I can't make a phone call."

Kuwabara looked at the phone.

Both boys sat down under a tree. "Hey, Kuwabara, let's look at stuff online! We can play online video games!"

"Yeah!"

"But first…"

"What are you doing, Urameshi?" Kuwabara was trying to look at the phone to see what his friend was doing.

"Yes! Nudy pictures!"

"URAMESHI! Is this what you do in your spare time when Keiko is not around? You look at naughty websites!"

"Shut up, Kuwabara! Just enjoy the moment!"

Kuwabara decided to have fun while he could. Both boys were looking at things on the internet for awhile. Botan and Yukina were now building sand castles, completely oblivious as to what the two immature teenage boys were doing with a rich man's cell phone.

Fifteen minutes had passed and Yusuke and Kuwabara were still having their fun looking at stuff online. Their fun was interrupted when a tall figure stood above them, and this person did not look thrilled.

"Having fun, boys?"

Yusuke and Kuwabara looked up and saw a pissed off looking brunette.

"SHIZURU!" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled in unison.

They knew they were gonna get it!

A/N: Like it? I hope so. I'll try to get the next chapter out as soon as I can, but I don't know when that will happen. I'm a busy person when school is in session, but my classes are over at the beginning of June. So until then, I have no idea when I'll be able to update this story or any of my others. That's all I have to say for now. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Do you think Kuwabara and Yusuke would do something like what they just did at the end of this chapter? I kinda thought that sounded like something they would do! Do you think I did okay keeping people in character? (I'm talking about all the characters in this fic)