Disclaimer: I still haven't received the letter saying that Sirius is alive yet, so he still belongs to J.K.Rowling with the rest of the Harry Potter world.

Summery: Remus and Sirius stuffed up their potion and now they are stuck as girls. Will they cope with the changes of their life-style?

September 2nd: I walked up after the Potions master, worried about what will happen. I shot Sirius a look of anger and then stared at the tapestries on the wall. They were amazing, why had I never noticed them before. The way the colours splashed together and created such a wonderful vision of talent and art. I stopped and gazed admiringly at the art and was then poked in the back of the head by Sirius, tears welled in my eyes.

"What did you do that for you meanie?"

Sobs choked me and I buried my head in my hands.

"Remus, what /are/ you doing!

I looked up, tears streaming down my face. Then I realized something, why was I crying like a girl?

"Oh, erm, sorry."

I gave an embarrassed grin and walked demurely behind the professor and Sirius. I was distracted but I managed to follow behind. Sirius' long raven black hair bobbed in front of me and I struggled to fight the obsession to complain about my own hair to him. We entered the Headmasters office in record time; I can't even remember how we got there in the first place. I went a pale shade of green. I looked up and noticed the headmaster sitting behind his desk and his fingers in front of his face slightly steeped.

"What seems to be the problem Julios?"

I shifted slightly from foot to foot and concentrated on the ground below me, Sirius on the other hand was staring straight at the Professor.

"I'm a /girl, his potion turned me into a female!"

He screeched, he sounded so much like his mother, I would have to tell him about it later.

"And you were not before Ms.."

"I'm Sirius, see gorgeous hair, stunning good looks. Amazing eyes."

"Ah, Sirius and Mr. Lupin?"

I nodded, then turned to the Potions master who looked absolutely livid, he needed a shave, he was /not/ going to get a girl looking like that…wait what was I thinking?

"Erm, Prof. Dumbledore what are the side effects of this potion?"

He looked at me hard and I looked down to the ground again.

"I believe you will begin to take on some of the female attributes, feelings, and other such"

"—You mean that I'm going to become a girl forever!"

"Sirius."

I hissed at him, he was so annoying sometimes, like that guy, what was his name, in Hufflepuff. I shook my head.

"Mr., I mean Ms. Black, Ms. Lupin I would like you to stay in your dormitory for the time being, you may want to acquire some clothes."

I nodded my head and walked out, Sirius trailing behind. I spoke softly to Sirius.

"We need, like names so they don't know it's us."

He nodded, a sudden grin coming to his pretty face.

"I know, I can be Siria and you can be..erm—"

"Remosa?"

"Yeah, that will do."

We made it to the dormitory and walked in, causing a few looks to come our way. I walked over to Lily and her friends, hoping that she would have at least something in my size. I smiled and greeted her.

"Hey, my name is Remosa, I just got sorted in here and my parents kinda haven't brought my stuff yet. Do you have anything that I could borrow?"

She gave me a weird look and wrinkled her nose, but one of the others piped up. Oh no, it was that makeover girl.

"Here, I'm sure that I have something for the both of you."

She grabbed Sirius and I and dragged us into the girl's dormitory.

Half an Hour later we came back down into the common room, our legs had been shaved, along with various other parts of the makeover that had changed us. My hair was now curled; Sirius' was slightly wavy. He grinned, he knew that he looked great as a girl. He smiled and walked over to Lily and the other's while I was left somewhat alone in the middle of the room. That was until Peter came.

"Hey beautiful, you're new here aren't you?"

Sweet Merlin, he was chatting me up! I gave him my death glare and he scampered off, the common room now in peals of laughter. Lily came over to me and smiled, and then ushered me over to the rest of the group.

"So, Remosa, is that actually your real name?"

"No, it's actually Rianna."

"I thought so, well anyway, good job on scaring off Peter."

"Oh, it comes naturally."

She gave me another odd look, then turned to Sirius.

"So, you two are twins?"

"Yeah, I got the good looking side of the family."

My mouth shot open and tears welled in my eyes again.

"Are you saying I'm /ugly!"

I burst into tears and the group of girls, except Sirius came over to me. They shot angry looks at Sirius and all started making comments.

"Your /not/ ugly."

"I don't see where he got that comment from."

I sniffled a bit and then smiled at them and thanked them. Lily gave a glare to Sirius.

"Siria, how could you be that cruel to your sister?"

Sirius suddenly burst into tears and ran up the girl dorms and slammed the door behind him. I already knew that my mouth, like the rest of the others had dropped open. Lily turned to me.

"Is she always like this?"

"Oh yeah all the time."

I walked up into the girl's dormitory where two new beds had been put in. Sirius was already on one of them spread out like an eagle and defiantly asleep. I yawned and then said good night to the girls rummaging through my trunk, now filled with everything girly and pulled on a night gown before turning into bed. As I closed the curtains on my four poster I listened as the girls began to talk about tomorrow, what they were going to do. Really being female wasn't that bad after all, in fact it was quite a pleasant change from the tough macho life from being a male. I looked over to where behind the curtains Sirius' bed was supposed to be and wondered if he had been thinking the same thing. I breathed a sigh of happiness and fell asleep.