Disclaimer: J.K.Rowling still owns the marvelous Harry Potter Universe, and I have just found out that I own this Fanfic.

Summery: Sirius and Remus have drunk a gender-changing potion and are now stuck as girls. Will they be able to cope with mood swings, a crush and a rotten apple?

September 3rd: I woke up, the sounds of tittering came to my ears, no snoring. I yawned softly and got up, my eyes turning to the clock 7: 00 am. I slept for a whole hour longer! I pulled the curtains from my four poster bed and looked around. Why was I in the girl's dormitory? I looked down. I WAS A FEMALE! I screamed at the top of my lungs and 6 different, very female faces peered out at me. Lily spoke up.

"What's wrong Siria?"

Siria? That wasn't my name! I looked around almost in tears at the others. Wait, why was I in tears. Then I remembered that stupid potion. I cursed and grumbled as I spotted a trunk at the end of my bed and picked out a few random articles of clothing before going into the bathroom to get changed. I looked in the mirror like he always did every morning.

"By Merlin, I'm still sexy!"

"You tell yourself that Sirius."

I turned around and beamed at the female version of Remus. I turned back to the mirror and put a hand through my hair. It stopped; I HAD A TANGLE IN IT! I poked my head out the door.

"Any of you gals got a brush I could use?"

Someone threw a hairbrush at me and I caught it before running back in attacking the knot viciously. Remus had his jaw hanging open again. I whined.

"Just because I don't have perfect hair like you?"

"Hello, my hair is horrible compared to yours."

"Awww, your too sweet."

We both turned to the mirror, picking over every little thing before we finally got dressed.

We walked down into the common room; me walking over to Lily and her friend Adrienne. I smiled at them and sat down, already in my space. What was I doing? Was my masculinity fading away already? I looked at Remus and gave him a look that clearly said. 'What is wrong with us, why are we turning into such girls.' And he turned and gave me a look that said. 'Sirius you idiot we are girls if you haven't noticed ever since we took that potion.' I returned the look that said. 'Good point.' A sudden presence loomed over me and I looked up. It was James, thank Merlin.

"JAMES! It's me, look see?"

He gave me an odd look; Remus just sat to the side smiling to himself.

"Erm, how do you know my name, and who are you?"

I tapped my foot against the ground impatiently and scowled. I waved my hand in front of his face.

"Hello, earth to Prongs, it's Sirius."

"Finally, a girl with a sense of humor, I like you."

He leant in a whispered in my ear.

"Meet me at the astronomy tower at 12, we can get to know each other better then."

My eyes opened wide in shock, my best friend just asked me out on a date! I turned to Remus who had exactly the same expression on his face. That was when I brought my hand up and slapped him as hard as we could.

"That was in so many ways wrong Prongs. This is Sirius you're talking you stupid git. Remember how we went into the"

A hand clapped over my mouth and Remus hissed into my ear.

"Ig bay in oog bay."

I gave him a weird look and then he removed his hand.

"Remus, if that was pig Latin, I'm a dog."

"You have never spoken truer words."

James looked at us and dragged us off to the corner of the room.

"Merlin, is that really you Sirius?"

"No, I'm actually the Queen of Sheba."

"Really, why didn't you ever tell me that?"

"I was joking around James."

"Can I have your autograph?"

"Do you want me to slap you again?"

"No, I'll. Shut up now."

"Good boy."

James turned to Remus and looked at him with curiosity. I scowled and poked him in the ribs.

"Stop checking Remus out James, it's disturbing."

Remus nodded hurriedly and looked at him, his amber eyes looking disgusted already.

"I mean, no offence James, but I'm a man, although I don't look like it."

James winced and sat down, then Remus and I took a seat on the floor and looked up at him.

"So, do you guys want to tell me why you are looking very female?"

"We added to much of the mandrake root, now we are stuck in this form for Merlin knows how long."

"Ah, that would explain it, so Padfoot, Moony. Think you could convince Evans to go out with me?"

"No."

"Fine."

I smiled and Remus and I got up. We walked back over to Lily and her group. We took a seat on either side of Lily, me next to Adrienne, Remus next to Melissa. We pulled Lily's book closer to us and I made a noise.

"A romance novel?"

"Yes Siria."

I made another face and pulled one of the transfiguration books towards me. As I settled into reading a rotten apple sailed through the window and went down Remus' shirt, next second was complete raucous. Remus leapt up screaming at the top of his lungs trying to get it out, one of the guys offered to get it and was promptly slapped across the face by Lily. After we finally managed to get it out Remus ran to the window and looked out.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT SNAPE!"

Remus actually shook his fist out the window as he yelled at Snivelly. I half expected a curse to come flying up and to hit him. I smiled as he came back in and grumbled a sour look covering his placid features. He looked at me, glared and I rolled my eyes before turning into my book again. I needed to find a book on gender-changing potions and find out what the other side effects were. I looked at Remus and nudged him hard in the ribs to get his attention away from plaiting Lily's red hair.

"Oi, Rem—Rianna, want to come to the library with me?"

"Hmmm, oh yeah sure."

He got up and then I shut the book and stood up. We waved goodbye to our fellow girls, I mean, goodbye to the girls and walked out the portrait hole.

We walked out and down into the corridor, following Remus' route to the library. We got some strange look, and some double glances, and then we finally made it to the library, but as we walked in we encountered Snape. Remus went from docile to angry female in five.

"YOU LITTLE ROTTEN APPLE THROWING APE!"

I had to admit Remmy being ticked off at Snape was brilliant. Unfortunately Snape thought otherwise. He backed away slowly from him and pulled out his wand, I drew out mine and then the librarian came past.

"Mr. Snape, you girls OUT OF THE LIBRARY!"

We all scurried out of Madame Pince's reach and ran into an adjacent corridor. I leant against the wall and laughed till my sides hurt.

"That…was…hilarious."

"Thankyou for being so kind."

"You do know that now we are going to have to steal James' invisibility cloak and sneak in."

"Yep. And payback Snape for the apple."

"Most definitely."