Sirius: I always wondered if I would ever get my usual thoughts back, even though I may be stuck in this female body forever…

Dear Beloved Diary:

Today I woke up, brushed my hair, brushed my teeth…

I Sirius Black, refuse to continue writing in this durned book! Wait, what am I saying, I'm sorry my little snoogams book!

Ack, See, SEE! From now on, I'm going to show when I'm female and when I'm normal.

You were never normal Sirius.

Get out of my diary Remus!

Fine, grouchy pants.

I'm allowed to be grouchy, now go away.

Awwww, no come back, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!

Pft, anyway. Today was just like normal, except for a few things that I will write down in this very personal tome.

Dear Ungrateful Diary.

Today I did all of the things above…

It was like usual I woke up, annoyed Remus, got dressed into some clothes and walked down to the Great Hall for breakfast. As I sat down with James and Peter, the latter still not believing that Remus was Remus and not that girl's name he stuck himself with. Anyway, I sat next to James, whom of which was unaccustomed to having beautiful women sit next to him.

That sounded so vain.

Shut. Up. This is my section.

Where was I?

Oh yes, I was sitting next to James, drawing quite a lot of attention to myself when Remus decided to grace his annoying presence next to me. He looked tired as usual and shot a worried look at Peter before turning to James and me.

"Is it me, or is Peter unusually attached to me?"

James piped up from his eggs on toast.

"No, he has a crush on your female form Remmy, didn't you know?"

Remus made a face, before poking his egg and trying to avoid Peters gaze. I shook my head before noticing someone /also/ who's gaze was attached to me. My arch nemesis. Snape.

I personally think it's cute..

I personally wish you would go away.

Er, your such a sook, jeez no wonder no one likes you.

What does that mean?

Never mind.

Right, so where was I again? Snape, he was gazing at me with his dark eyes, his greasy hair slicked back like some 70's hairstyle. I don't even want to try to remember the night where we went on the moonlit stroll.

That's where I come in love.

Snape and me-a song that explains us.

Don't you dare start singing in my diary.

Spoil sport.

Ack, stop writing in my Diary!

If you recall, it's our Diary.

Snape and me, yes a forbidden love that can never come true, yet that stroll in the moonlight made me think about whether I should really go back to being the arrogant brat I used to be…Don't you even think about butting in Mister.

I managed to get him to tell me his true feelings for me, and his opinion on how the Marauders could change, it was very inspirational.

For a slimy git.

Go away Sirius!

Anyway, after about an hour or so of our little get together, it began to rain. The horrors of the wetness on my hair! So we ran under the cover of an overhanging roof and there we….

Did not kiss.

Spoil sport. Anyway, Sirius caught me at the most inconvenient moment and chose to excuse himself from Snape and walked back to the GCR, where we found Rianna.

Remus.

Whatever. So I ended up coming into the GCR and Rianna lent me a brush before we both went to bed with that awful girl Lillith or what's her name.

Lily, now I think I may be her friend, just to tick you off.

Meanie, That's when I woke up this morning and started this lovely day.

Speak for yourself, It was terrible. Stupid Snivelly.

Today was the usual boring day, after I had my discussion with James about turning back into a male. We had double potions first, horror of horrors. I think the potions master made us do that potion on purpose just to make me pay for being such an excellent student. I collected my bags and went into the hall, as I had finished my breakfast first, like usual. I was almost happily bouncing down the corridor when Snape intercepted me. He pulled on my elbow and whispered in my ear.

"Meet me under the large oak tree at break."

Of course I gave him a look of disgust before /she/ took over and smiled happily, replying in her evil cheery voice.

"Of course ickle Sevvie, anything for you."

If I was him, I would have run away screaming out for the end of the world.