Luft Stalag 13

by nom-de-plume13

The SmartGroups Challenge was to adapt the song “Band On The Run” by Paul McCartney and Wings to fit the Hogan’s Heroes universe. Agroovie1 started it off with ‘Banned From The Fun’ and things have snowballed from there. Track Five is now up.

1. Luft Stalag 13

Usual disclaimers apply: I don't own 'Hogan's Heroes' and am only borrowing them for fun, not profit. I also don't own anything having to do with the Beatles, and am only borrowing their song for fun, not profit.

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Luft Stalag 13
(to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine' by the Beatles)

In the town, of Hammelburg
Was a place called Camp 13
And among, the prisoners
Was a man called, James Kinchloe

Of the gang of saboteurs
He's the one we, seldom see
Always on, the radio
He's the one that, sends the code

We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13
We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13

He's the second, in command
But when the mission gets the go
He's staying in camp to send the code

We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13
We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13

When they are all, back in camp
And it's the end of, another show
With the bridge, successfully blown
Kinch still sends out, the bloody code!

We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13
We all live in Luft Stalag 13
Luft Stalag 13, Luft Stalag 13

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Author's Note: Agroovie1, this is for you! You were so careful to get almost everyone into 'Banned From The Fun'... except you forgot Kinch!