Usual disclaimers apply: I don't own 'Hogan's Heroes' and am only borrowing them for fun, not profit. I also don't own the Monkees, and am only borrowing their song for fun, not profit.


The SmartGroups Challenge takes on a life of its own; but then, most of them do anyway. This time around, it's the OTHER Fab Four taking their turn at the Hogan's Heroes world. So without further ado, I present...

Another Night In Krautland

(To the tune of 'Take The Last Train To Clarksville' by the Monkees)

You took your last flight to Krautland
The flak guns shot you down.
They put you in a prison
And said your war was done.
But you said no,
Oh no, no, no.

You dug yourself a tunnel
And you joined the Underground.
Where you help the others to escape
But you don't go, oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no
And you don't know when you're ever going home.

It's another night in Krautland
Where there are bridges to be blown.
And the location of the factory's,
Not such a secret, any more.
Oh no, no, no
Oh no, no, no.

It's another night in Krautland,
The next mission's under way.
The charges have been planted, can't
Stay to watch them blow,
Might spoil the show, oh no, no, no
Oh no, no, no.
But you don't know if you're ever going home.

It's another night in Krautland
It's another night in Krautland
repeat and fade out


Author's Note: This one's for LJ Groundwater, who just HAD to mention the Monkees in conjunction with Hogan's Heroes and songfics.