Usual disclaimers apply: I don't own 'Hogan's Heroes' and am only borrowing them for fun, not profit. I also don't own anything having to do with the Beatles, and am only borrowing their song for fun, not profit.
Now it's back to the original Fab Four, for another go at the Heroes.
To the tune of the Beatles' 'Nowhere Man', I bring you...
'Demolition Man'
He's the demolition man,
Also he's the camera man.
Hogan wouldn't trade him in for nobody.
Always shares his point of view,
Though you didn't ask him to.
Isn't he a lot like me and you?
Andrew J, please listen,
You're vital to the mission.
Hogan's proud that you're one of his command.
He's as nice as he can be,
Open, honest and friendly.
Always does the best that he can do.
Andrew J, Don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry
Run the wires, set the timers
Then back to camp.
Always shares his point of view,
Though you didn't ask him to.
Isn't he a lot like me and you?
Andrew J, please listen
Hogan's proud that you're one of his command.
He's the demolition man
Also he's the camera man.
Hogan wouldn't trade him in for nobody
Hogan wouldn't trade him in for nobody
Hogan wouldn't trade him in for nobody.
Author's note: This file went into hiding on my computer during the 'songfic' run, and I just now found it again. Better late than never, I suppose, though in the case of these things... maybe not. You decide.
This one goes out to Carter fans Becky Cloud and Erin MoCC. Why? Why not?