Jaazi: spins in spinny chair Yaaaaay! Reviews!

K.K.: Excuse her, she's been eating chocolate covered raisins. She gets uber hyper with chocolate.

D.J.: Sugar high hikari. shudders Scary…Kira do the disclaimer

K.K.: sighs dramatically Alas Jaazi doesn't own YuGiOh, besides she doesn't want to own it all, just all the yamis and hikaris, plus Seto and Jou…see? She doesn't want much.

Jaazi: Thanks to Kuroi-Sakurapetals, Darklighting, Madyamisam, Mechante Fille, Saelbu, Ryuueiki, FireieGurl, Anaraz, Sami, Desiivy1, Egyptianprincess1691, King Mana

Previously

"Pharaoh-baka." he said and took off running. Yami took chase shortly after. The two hikaris sighed and followed to make sure no innocent bystanders get hurt.

Chapter 3: Jou's POV

Wow, Ka-Seto's limo looked big from the outside but the inside…it's HUGE! It has a TV and DVD player and a mini fridge and…it's HUGE!

"Does my puppy like what he sees?" Seto giggled. Seriously, he GIGGLED! The Seto Kaiba GIGGLED! Plus, I think he stopped my circulation with the death grip he has on me.

"Yeah, Seto this is awesome. So, uh, how long will I be staying at your place?" Seto glanced at me with a strange look on his face

"What do you mean how long? You're staying with me for ever and ever. You're sooo cute!" Seto gave me another kiss on the cheek. Crap, what did I get myself into?

"Seto, can you loosen the grip on me a bit?" He frowned but let go of me. Why'd he let go? Wait, do I want him to not let go? Argh, major headache coming on. I look over to see Seto. He was staring at his hands. He seemed kinda sad.

"I didn't mean to make you feel bad. You can hold on to me if you want, just not so tight. It makes it hard to breathe. Okay?" Seto's face lit up. He's so cute when he does that. He wrapped his arms around me again. It wasn't a death grip but it was still kinda snug. Okay, okay, I gotta relax. It won't be that bad livin' with Kai- Seto…right? Oh crap. Oh well, as long as he stays this way, 'cause if he were normal Kaiba…ugh, I don't even want to think about it. Wait is that…a hotel? Whoa, it has enough room for like a gazillion people.

"Master Ka- er, Seto, we have arrived." said the driver guy. What's his name again? And why are we at a hotel?

"Jerry, my name's Seto. Se-to, okay? No master, that sounds icky."

"Of course, Seto. We're at the Kaiba mansion now."

"Yay! C'mon, Mokie let's show Jou puppy around!"

WHAT! THIS IS HIS HOUSE! THAT FILTHY RICH BASTARD! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! HOW CAN HE HAVE A MANSION WHEN I CAN BARELY AFFORD TO KEEP MY CHEAP APARTMENT!

"Puppy, c'mon. Are you just goin' to stand there all day? Let's go inside and eat." Seto got a hold on my hand. I never noticed how perfectly our hands fit together. Not that that means anything, 'cause I'm sure as hell not in love with Kaiba. Nope, not me, not at all…I hope. Damn.

"So, Seto. Watcha got worth eating?" I asked. He seemed to perk up at that. By now we're in his house, ha! House, this place is a freakin' mansion! (A/N: Okay, I have no idea how to describe it so just use your imagination…yes, you do have an imagination so don't bother telling me you don't D.J.: Tch, you're just too lazy to describe it. Pathetic. Jaazi: No one asked for your opinion! Any way, back to the fic) It's sooooo big! How the heck do they go around here without getting lost? I'm already lost and I just stepped inside! I must have looked surprised or something 'cause Seto leaned over and whispered into my ear.

"Don't worry, I won't let you get lost. I won't ever let anything hurt you. I just want to see you happy." he finished this with another peck on my cheek. Oh my god, I think my legs just got turned to jelly. I think I'm gonna cry. This has got to be a dream…it has to be. I heard some giggling. Mokuba, that little imp, was staring at us with a big smile on his face.

"Jou, I thought only Ryou could blush that bad." Ack! The little imp, I am NOT blushing.

"Puppy, are you okay? Are you supposed to be that red? If you're feeling hot you can take off your shirt." Apparently, I am…that comment didn't help at all, either. But that imp found it very funny. Of course, he could be rolling on the ground because he just broke his ribs…from laughing so hard.

"MOKUBA, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" I yelled, and he didn't even bother looking at me. Seto must've guessed I was angry. Gee, I wonder where he got that idea.

"Mokie, stop making my puppy angry!" Mokuba at least tried to stop laughing when Seto said this.

"I'm…sorry…big…brother" he said between gasps. I think if he laughed a bit longer, he might've died of asfi…aspy(1)…not being able to breathe enough air. Seto smiled and nodded at 'Mokie'. He then started to pull me towards what I hope is a kitchen, 'cuz man am I hungry.

"This is the kitchen. I know that you LOVE to eat a lot of food. Since, we got lots of money, we can get any food we want." Something about that sounded strange…what was it? Oh yeah!

"I thought Yugi said you don't remember anything! How did you know I like to eat?" Seto looked confused. After a little bit he shrugged and smiled. He has a very nice smile, he should smile more often.

"I don't know, I just know. You like cheeseburgers, right? Good we have a lady who can make the best food. I'm sure she can make some cheeseburgers. ZHIRA! CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE US SOME CHEESEBURGERS? MAKE LOTS 'CAUSE MY PUPPY'S HUNGRY!" Dang, Seto can be loud. I don't think I'll be able to use my right ear for a while. A girl, who couldn't be any older than me 'n Seto, came stormin' in. She had super long hair, kinda like Yami's only not spiked. She had violet bangs, and black hair with blue tips. She had some violet strands go into her blue and black hair which she up in a pony tail(2).

"Stop your shouting already! Damn it, Seto, I'm right here, do you want to leave me deaf?" The girl, who I think might be Zhira, said. She looked veeeeery pissed off. She looked at me and Seto, who still had a tight grip on my hand, and smirked. Whoa! She looked sooo much like Bakura with that smirk. Creepy.

"Oh, Seto! Is this your puppy?" I really don't like the way she said puppy. I don't like the way she's looking at me either. She's scary. Oh god! I hope she can't read my mind…I'm officially freaked out. Especially, because of her eyes. I mean who has gold eyes? Well, sure Yugi's are purple and Bakura and Yami's are reddish looking and Malik and Marik's are lilac and Mokuba's are silver…never mind. Too many people with freaky eye color.

"Yep! He's my puppy. Mine, so you can't have 'im."

"Don't worry yourself, Seto. I like cats much better anyway. Dogs are a waste of space." Seto glared at Zhira. She just smirked.

"Stupid mutt. What're you staring at? And stop your glaring, otherwise I might accidentally slip food poisoning into your cheeseburgers." Eek! Seto trusts this psycho with your food! Zhira took out a big, lethal looking knife and started chopping up tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, and onions. She cut them up very fast…I hope she cuts off her fingers.

"Here's your cheeseburgers. Don't you dare mess up the kitchen, I just finished cleaning it all up. If you do, well…let's just say I'm very good with knives." She shoved a platter with a pyramid of delicious cheeseburgers. She's fast…damn, she still has all ten fingers. She finally left.

"Yeah, she's sorta scary sometimes. She wanted to be Mokuba's body guard, but I didn't want her to teach him how to use dangerous objects." Seto crinkled his nose, "She likes knives too much. But she's a great cook. Go on and eat, you're drooling just looking at the burgers." Seto grabbed one and bit into it. Well, he didn't keel over and die, so I guess it's not poisoned. I take one and take a tiny bite, just in case.

I think I died and went to heaven, these are delicious! Seto seemed to think so too, he's on his third one.

"Hey Seto, bet I can eat more burgers than you can!"

"Nuh-uh"

"Yuh-ha"

"Nuh-uh"

"Yuh-ha"

"Nuh-uh"

"Yuh-ha. Fine, start eating in one…two…THREE!" I cannot believe I'm having an eating contest with Seto Kaiba.

SOMETIME LATER

"Ohhhh, my tummy hurts."

"Maybe we shouldn'ta eaten all those burgers" I said. Seto's tummy hurts, my tummy feels like it's gonna explode. I tried to get up. Thump! Like I said, I tried. Seto giggled. He has the cutest giggle.

"Jou-puppy, how about we go play some games? That way we won't think of our hurt tummies."

"Ugh, okay, but we can't play anything that makes me hafta move around too much."

"Really? Hooray! Wait, who won?"

"Won what?"

"The eating contest."

"Oh, uh, I can't remember." I shrugged. Honestly. I can barely remembered what I ate. That's how fast I was eating.

(A/N: Too lazy to write how they spent the rest of the day, so lets skip to bedtime. Oh, and FYI Mokuba ran off to spend the night at a friend's house…don't ask who, cuz I don't know)

I yawned. Man, I never knew spending the day with Seto would be so tiring. I mean seriously, who'da thought Seto being so active. I thought he would only do computer stuff on his computer, which he probably would've been if he'd been normal, but still.

"Puppy, lets go to my room. It's bedtime and I'm kinda…yawn…tired. You can sleep in my bed with me so that you won't be lonely." Sleep in the same bed with Kaiba! I think I'm gonna faint. That bed is humongous! It can fit like 20 people and still have extra room!

"See, there's enough room for both of us." Seto said and threw something at me, "They're pajama bottoms, you can change while I go into the bathroom and brush my teeth." And so he went into the bathroom. I take off my shirt and put on the pajama pants. They're nice and soft. They're green, I like green, but blue's better. Blue like Seto's eyes…sigh. I was so caught up in my daydream I didn't even notice Seto came back. Until, he wrapped his arms around my shoulders from behind. Before I could do anything, he led me into bed and snuggled me like a teddy bear. This is actually kinda nice. Hell, it's a whole lotta nice.

"I love you, Jounouchi Katsuya…" he whispered. I am not kidding, Seto actually said that. If I died now, I'd die a very happy person.

"I-I…love you too." Seto didn't say anything. I frowned and turned to see Seto had fallen asleep. He hadn't heard me, but even in his sleep, he didn't loosen his grip on me.

Everything's perfect, I hope I never wake up from this dream.

NORMAL POV

Kitty Kira was floating around on earth, invisible to everyone. It was very late but she liked this time of night, when everything was so quiet and the moon and stars were out. While she has always put together several perfect pairs, she had never actually been in love. Strange, isn't it? I guess I should check on Seto. I did give him a big dose of fairy magic. There might've been strange after effects.

Kira hurriedly floated to the Kaiba mansion to check on her current charge. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you looked at it, Kira spotted someone coming out of the mansion.

"I told them not to mess up the kitchen and what do they do? They have an EATING CONTEST! Tomorrow, when I get my hands…"

Kira stared at the person in awe. She was so pretty. Gold eyes, tri-colored hair, tanned skin…Kira's heart was skipping a few beats. She recognized this feeling, most of her charges felt the same symptoms too. Kira completely forgot about Seto and decided to follow the other girl around. After all, they probably don't need me at all. She's so pretty…I wonder what her name is? (3)

Zhira walked home, completely unaware of the fact that she was being followed by a certain fairy feline. And poor Seto and Jou were completely left alone without the assistance of any fairies.

END OF CHAPTER

TBC

(1) In case you're wondering Jou was trying to say asphyxiation, which I think is the same as being suffocated…I'm not sure though.

(2) D.J.: WHAT! WHY AM I IN THIS FIC? YOU MADE ME A COOK! KAIBA'S COOK! THAT'S SO DEGRADING! I WOULD NEVER LOWER MYSELF TO THAT LEVEL! continues to rant

Jaazi: Yes, I turned my yami into Seto's cook, but only because I needed someone to distract Kitty Kira.

(3) D.J.: Did you just pair me up with that…that cat thing! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! MY OWN HIKARI, PAIRING ME WITH THAT CUDDLE MONSTER! I HATE CUDDLES! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS KIRA!

K.K.: Umm, I don't know, I always thought you were pretty.

D.J.: O,O AHHHHHHHH! runs out of the room

Jaazi: That was a good one Kira laughs

K.K.: Yeah who knew she could run so fast!

Jaazi: Didja like this chapter? I thought we had to have a peek at what Jou thought of the situation. I hope he wasn't OOC.

K.K.: Review if you want to see the next chapter!

Jaazi: Where'd D.J. go? Do you think we traumatized her too much?

K.K.: She probably went to hide out at Bakura's place…or maybe Marik's. She was already very disturbed when we met her, a little more trauma won't hurt her.

Jaazi: Since when did you become so…evil like? Too much time with D.J.?

K.K.: shrugs

Jaazi: O,O Anyway, REVIEW PLEASE!