Sorry, Shadow, but I'm not big on scenery and emotional content. And actually, crashfourit, Daniel can transform into animals too. Sort of a cross between Beast Boy (Teen Titans) and Nokama (Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui.)
Chapter Four: The Breed
"Okay," said Jack. "Are we all clear on the plan?"
"The big boys are," said Daniel.
"I am prepared," said Teal'c, who was actually feeling a little left out. More so than usual, that is.
"Check, sir," said Sam.
"Let's go!" said Jack. Daniel relayed the message, then transformed again.
He and the animals rushed out and surrounded the Goa'uld.
Teal'c then ran out while the Goa'uld wasn't looking and grabbed him.
Sam zipped up and tied his arms together.
Jack then walked up to look him face to face.
"You really screwed up, you know," he said.
/You have sealed your own doom by doing this to me!
"Oh I don't think so," said Jack.
Very dark purple stuff came up over SG-1 and the Goa'uld and swept them away.
"What the -- was that?" yelled an angry Colonel O'Niell.
"Hey, easy, man. Name's Ebon. I'm a collector. Of metahumans," said the guy who was the same color as the gunk that swept them away.
"M.I.," Jack whispered to himself.
"You see we metahumans gotta stick together," Ebon continued. "The normal people see us as freaks. That's why we gotta work together, make a name for ourselves!"
"Excuse me young man, but we are with the Air Force. You are making a big mistake kidnapping us like this!" yelled Jack. "We've just aprehended a very dangerous man and need to take him to custody!"
Ebon began to melt.
"Okay," said Jack. "How'd you know where our base was?"
They were inside a prison of the SGC.
"I checked out your personal files. Found out where you served," said Ebon. "Doctor Jackson, Major Carter, Colonel O'Niell, and, umm… you."
"Would you stop doing that!" yelled Jack as they were whisked back to the place with the unknown M.I. in it.
"You four got twenty-four hours to make a decision. You're either for us, or against us."
Ebon then dropped them off where he'd picked them up.
"Like the Goa'uld much?" asked Jack. "I, personally, will not work with anyone who acts like the Goa'uld.
"Maybe we should head back to the SGC, now that we've got our prisoner," suggested Daniel.
"Ebon will probably target us, but it's our best bet," suggested Sam.
Jack dialed his cell phone. "Hammond, yeah, it's Jack. Check cell block C14. You may find Anhur there. Yeah, that's right, he's already there and we're still here in Dakota. Yes, that's right. I'll file a full mission report when we get back. Yes, he's there. OUCH!" Jack yelled pulling the reciver away from his ear. Everyone nearby heard the words that were coming through the phone.
"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? THE GOA'ULD WASN'T THERE 5 MINUTES AGO! HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?"
"GOTTA GO, SIR. WE'LL BE BACK SOON!" Jack yelled, hoping Hammond would hear him over the yelling.
"A metagenic gas?" asked Hammond.
"That's right, sir," said Jack. "I have the power to switch between speaking Ancient and speaking English, Carter has the ability to run super fast, and Daniel can talk to and change into animals."
"What about Teal'c?"
"We think that Teal'c doesn't have any powers, due to his symbiote," said Daniel.
"And the Ebon person brought you all here for a few minutes?"
"That's right, sir," said Sam.
"Then he could be a valuable ally," said the General.
"Actually, sir, I don't trust him. He's got that same 'you're either for us, or against us' attitude that the Goa'uld do," said Jack.
"Understood. SG-1, what is that?" George asked as Ebon began to wisk them away.
"Twenty-four hours!" yelled Sam. "It's been twenty-four hours to the second!"
"I warned you four that you're either for or against us, so now it's time to choose," said Ebon.
"We're not going to ally with any who have a 'you're either for us, or against us' attitude," said Jack.
"Well then, Talon and Shiv will just have to tear you apart!" yelled Ebon.
"Hate to disagree!" yelled a newcomer who was on a flying disc. "But I think that they're coming with me!"
"Static!" yelled Ebon.
"That's right! Now why don't we be a good boy and let them go!"
"They're not with me, and neither are you!"
"So? That doesn't mean they're straight out against you," said the person called Static.
"Shiv!" yelled Ebon.
The strange dude with the purple hair stepped forward.
"Buh bye," he said. He tried to cut Sam in half, but all he succeeded in slicing was empty air. "Huh?" he said.
"She's got superspeed, doofus!" yelled Ebon.
Shiv slashed a shocked Daniel.
Static then got it in gear and used his Static Cling to seal all three to the ceiling
"Danny," Jack said. He kneeled over Daniel and put his hand over the wound. When he pulled his hand away, there was no wound.
"Come on," Static said. "Let's get you guys back to your base."
Maybe Gear will show up in later chapters. But this is a little after episode three (check me on that if you will) of Static Shock. The episode in question has the same name as the chapter.
And I have decided which Goa'uld it is. I found it online. If you don't believe Anhur is a Goad, go to and search for "Minor Gods" in quotes. It should turn up several results, some of which will include Anhur. Champion of Ra or something like that.