A/N: Hiya! Thank you people for reviewing! This means so much to me and my odd, if angry, muse. So, here's chapter 5…man, was that new episode of SRMTHFG cool or what? I mean, I'd always wondered who created the monkeys.

Ivy: Well, there's that and she's also asked herself who the world's first drug dealer was, and if anyone's ever farted during a scoliosis screening.

Beastfire: I think we get the point.

At this time, Antauri and Gibson had found Mandarin. He was also plotting against the Monkey Team, but had other motives.

"After I destroy my brothers and my replacement, I will take the small one for myself and create a race of viscious hybrids," he chuckled evilly to himself.

"That's disgusting," exclaimed a shocked Gibson. "You don't know where she's been!"

Mandarin smacked his forehead. 'Crap,' he thought. 'They've heard my plan! And I'd rather destroy all of them at once, not just two."

"Have you seen Chiro," Antauri demanded.

"No. Should I have?"

"We can't find him, and there has been no news from the others. You're the only one left."

"But what about Scrapperton? Or Krinkle?"

"They want the monkeys, not Chiro."

"Well, if I had him, he'd be dead by now."

"Oh."

As the two other monkeys left Mandarin, Gibson said, "I hope Sprx and Otto have found some sort of clue."

The girls had stopped again. Nova left to find some food (and get away from the others' constant bickering). As she left, a really annoying song was heard. It sounded like "I love you, you love me…". In fact, it was. The sound increased in volume until the source was practically upon them. Ivy growled as her eyes glowed.

"Any clue as to who this is," asked Senya, having never seen the purple mass before them in her life.

"Yeah," returned Ivy. "It's the evil purple menace."

The "evil purple menace", a.k.a. Barney (the stupid dinosaur) smiled at them. Senya was very put off. He continued singing his abominable song. Ivy smirked, turned to Senya, and sang in a mockery of the dinosaur, "I hate you, you hate me, let's go over and kill Barney."

Senya, poised for attack, said, "That's the smartest thing you've said this whole time."

Ivy glared at her as they came at him. Senya struck first, freezing him. Ivy felt so cheated, that she surrounded him with a wall of flames, melting the ice and setting him on fire. Senya looked on in shock. There went all of her fine work!

"Ivy! You just melted him!"

"Yeah," Ivy laughed as though she'd fallen off the last train to Psychoville, "but lookit 'im burn!"

The menace ran away crying. Nova came back with a large pizza, which she had to sell her picture of Sprx to an obsessed fangirl to get. She had no clue what had just happened, but wanted to know.

"Am I missing something here," she wondered aloud.

"No," Ivy said quickly. "Uh…let's eat!"

She grabbed the pizza box telekinetically. Senya explained the whole incident, then she and Nova got to the pizza before Ivy could eat the whole thing.

That does it for Chapter 5. Next week, Antauri, Gibson, Sprx, and Otto reunite and tell of their findings. The girls, however, are involved in another fight, with the one guy we've all been waiting for…CONAN O'BRIEN!…actually, it's Skeleton King, (haha, almost had ya goin' there, huh?) and one of them gets caught. Which one do you think it is? Senya, Ivy, or Nova? Heehee, you'll have to wait and find out 'cause I ain't gonna tell ya! Well, tell me who you think it'll be in your review.

Ivy: (sarcastically) Oh, wow, you're evil.

Beastfire: Haha, you'll get yours in an upcoming chapter.