CHAPTER 2: Desperate Carwash

Victims: Hatsuharu and Momiji Sohma

Torture: Sitting in the hot sun while advertising for the carwash that is supposed to take them to Six Flags.

"Car Wash. . . . $5.00 . . . . Please come. . . . "

Hatsuharu's voice was getting hoarse after sitting hours in the sun holding the big sign .

It stated:

CAR WASH

$5

Black cloathing and the sun just don't mix. Momiji bounded up to him excitedly.

"Haru! Daijoubo? Do you want to take a break?"

"No....must advertise...."

"Would you like some water?"

"YES!!!- I mean, yeah, sure."

"I'll be back!"

And with that Momiji ran off toward the back of the building.

"Man....it sure is hot. "

How did I get into this mess again?Oh, yeah. I volunteered.

It all began....(begin flashback)

"Okay, class. We are going to take a trip to Six Flags over Texas!"

said the teacher brightly one day.

"Uh, where's Texas?!"

said some snot-nosed-kid.

(litterally snot-nosed)

"In America!!!"

(angelic choir music starts.)

Everyone's eyes shined with stars and time stopped.

Then time started again.

(angelic choir music stops.)

"We will be having a carwash on Saturday at 10 a.m. to raise money. If you come I will pay half of your fare."

"Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'Darn, I'll miss Yu-Gi-Oh!' Momiji thought.

'Oh, well!'

(End flashback)

Some guy came by and said with a smart mouth attitude, "I don't see a car wash? Yeah, right a car wash."

" It's 'round back."

Haru stared absently across the street at some kid with a bike.

"Bike wash! $5.00!" He yelled at the kid, "If you don't come . . ."

Momiji ran up,"Haru!"

Kid's probably saving up for a X-Box or something.Not stupid enough to do it.

Momiji handed Haru his water. Haru drank it all in one gulp and began shoving the cup towards the boy. "More....more.....more!"

"Ok, don't need to be so pushy."

Momiji ran off again to fetch water.

Momiji ran inside the school building and to the cafeteria. While filling an 'Igloo' water thingy he noticed a 'beep' 'beep' laying on the counter. He picked up the 'beep' 'beep' and went outside with it and the 'Igloo' water thingy.

Haru should be very happy when I tell him my plan to do with this ' beep' ' beep'.

Meanwhile Haru was still working hard. Some guy drove by in a pickup and made a very rude hand guesture. Haru, upon seeing this, got extremely angry inside and was about to chase after him and be in Black mode (even though he's exhausted) when he thought,

Why?

Then his BLACK side answered,

Because he needs to pay.

No,not this time.

Awww......but it is so fun!

Nope.Nothing doing.

Fine!

Haru turned and on seeing Momiji, he thought,

Why the heck is he carrying a bungee cord? The heat must be getting to him.

"Haaruuu!"

(Aaargggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! The happiness is killing me!!!!! Help!!! I'm melting!!!!!!!!)

He stared at the boy cluelessly.

"Haru,we can use this cord to bungee jump from the lampposts into people's windshields!THAT will get their attention!"

"BRILLIANT, MOMIJI!!!!!!"

"Uh, thanks."

They hurriedly began tying the ropes and soon fashioned themselves a poor-looking death trap.

To them it was a masterpeice.

"Now, Momiji, you will stay on my back while I hold the sign in front. If something happens......

.....find Hatori."

Haru sounded like he was briefing a team of Navy Seals on an extremely costly mission.

Momiji saluted to his cousin.

They climbed up and hooked themselves into the device.

"Okay, first victim ."

They jumped down and the car nearly crashed.

A guy slammed open his car door and began screaming at the ushi and usagi,

"What the heck do you think you are doing?!I could have been killed."

"But you weren't." Haru answered lamely.

"Hello sir, we are having a car wash and were wondering if-"

"Car wash?! Car wash?! Why don't you just wave signs on street corners like normal people?!"

"Didn't work."

The guy had had enough and jumped in his car and pulled away.

They had decided it was not worth their lives to jump in front of an 18-wheeler, so....they just didn't do it.

Momiji and Haru climbed back up the post.This time it was a black car. A lot like Hatori's.

"Hey,hey!! Haru,it looks like Hatori's car! Let's get 'em!"

"Sure."

They jumped again.The car stopped suddenly.

"What on earth?!"

Hatori Sohma jumped out of his car.

(Alot of people are jumping....Oh, well!)

"Ha'ri-ni!! Hi, hi!! What are you doing here?! Who is with you, Ha'ri-ni?!"

The person(s) in the car were Yuki and Kyo.

"Yuki, Kyo, and I came to see if you guys were having fun and if you were drinking enough water. It's very hot today."

"Yeah. Look, this," Haru guestured at the mess and jumble of bungee cord, "was all Momiji's idea. I just did it because I didn't want him to kill himself. Without adult supervision."

Hatsuharu looked very flustered. He didn't want anyone else to see him. Especially his older cousins.

Yuki and Kyo were cracking up at the sight of Haru and Momiji.

"Hahahaha! Baka Ushi getting what he deserves!"

Yuki was trying extremely hard to control his laughter because he has never laughed in any form in front of his parents or anyone else for that matter. Anyways....

Momiji was sitting behind Haru who was holding a sign and looking rather stupid.

Momiji was waving madly and smiling obssessively.

(Don't you just wanna smack that Usagi?!)

"Also I came to tell you---" Hatori started, "Will you two PLEASE shut up?!" He yelled at Yuki and Kyo who were now clutching their sides while rolling on the ground.

"Yeah, what did you come to tell us?"Haru inquired.

"Akito says you cannot go to Six Flags."

"What?!" Momiji and Haru yell very,very angrily.

We worked.....FOR NOTHING!!!!!! I'll kill you Akito!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed Yu-Gi-Oh! FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be mad at you Akito!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two passed out on the ropes they were attached to.

"Okay,let's take them home."

THE END

COMMENTARY:

Nezumi : ME AND MY BROTHER CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA OF BUNGEE JUMPING WHILE

ADVERTISING FOR A CARWASH. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Ototo: or anywhere else for that matter.

- - : You Guys Shouldn't Have Tried It In The First Place....wait a minute...you DIDN'T...?

Nezumi : YOU ARE SO MUCH LIKE KYO.

- - : REAL-ly? (sounding like stupid-dumb-retarted-freaky-slow-hated by me- spongebob.

Notice no respect for his name. I didn't uppercase it.)

Ototo : i'm sorry i'm not worthy enough to be in your club! gomennasaigomennasaigomennasai!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : I ALSO FORGOT, IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE JAPANESE TEXT SAYS, I WILL NOT TELL YOU BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT ALREADY THEN YOU ARE NOT AN ACTUAL OTAKU!!!! LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE.